Nasty Astrology - Sagittarius

Sagittarians have no real talent of skills and survive purely on gut instinct and luck. They are a status-seeking snob with a reckless risk taking approach to life - which seems to pay off, for the moment ( but their day is coming ). They really care what other people think of them - how pathetic. They love travel, but it's really only running away for them, isn't it? Anything to avoid an honest days work...
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Personality
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The truth is, they don't have much of a personality. They are a bit like cotton wool. You know it's there. You know it has a purpose. But that's about it. You couldn't have a conversation with cotton wool would you? Or a meaningful relationship. Or give it a job. They always think they have some hidden talent - be it writing, composing music, singing, or dancing - and that it wont' take long for fame and fortune to come their way. They end up blaming everyone else for not being discovered. It never occurs to them that we looked under their rock and deemed them talentless and undiscoverable - we passed them by. They love hanging out in big gatherings where they think they're the centre of attention. They actually blend in rather nicely with the wallpaper, but don't tell them. They think snowboarding and juggling are subjects for worthy conversation as they are a bit vacant upstairs, although they do a nice line in pretend philosophy. Truth is they would rather get back to watching TV. For such a pallid, limp sign they sure have big egos. Understandable for some signs - you expect Leo to be proud and cocksure - but not little Sagittarius. From them you would expect quietude, modesty and humility. Instead you get a giant chip on the shoulder, arrogance and sneering condenscension. They think the world owes them a living, a roof over their head and lots of money. We owe them nothing.

Sagittarius in Love
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It doesn't happen a lot - it could be all that arrogance - but when it does the earth moves. Well it shimmers a little. They fall in love with totally unsuitable people - the kind who will prop up their egos and pander to their aches and pain - they are all terribly hypochondriacs and suffer endless twinges, joint pains, muscular aches, sprains strains and tendon pulls. They aren't terribly demonstrative and their lover will complain of a lack of affection, romance, sensitivity and tactile companionship - A Sagittarius don't touch much. They do, however, like to be touched, a lot. Perhaps because they are a little touched in the head? Their idea of romance is to send their lover a postcard from some exotic place they have fled to. They often travel alone because no one else will go with them, and not because they prefer it. They are always talking of where they have been and where they are going to go - it could be enough to put anyone off but, surprisingly, they do seem to be able to attract love attention. They are often very thin - they think this it makes themselves look more interesting - and their choice of partner borders on the, well, how shall we say it? ...fat. Yes, they like a big 'un. Nice, well-rounded, with lots of meat on the bone. Something to get their teeth into, something to hang onto. I think it reminds them of their mother.
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Sagittarius and Sex
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They relate to beds as places to sleep. Because they like to lie in bed all day if they can get away with it, the idea of using such a warm and comfortable hideaway for sex is slightly repugnant to them. Why waste all that effort when you could be using that time to sleep some more? Once you get them into bed they are simply hopeless lovers. They value speed over everything, including experience, flare, prowess, technique, and a loving touch. If you got one alone on an exotic beach complete with sunshine, warmth and indolence you might get them to show an interest - but I doubt it. They're more likely to be dreaming of more exotic places - and running away again.

Lol. It's like they couldn't think of anything to say

Jealous much?

Lol Jadey ♥

Well, there are some articles like this that are actually on point and make me giggle because they're soooo true.
But this one was just outrageous...it wasn't even funny.


I was actually disappointed, because I love a good roast. *pouts*

Posted by seavixen2
. Everyone knows it's not true...it could be worse, look at Aries and Libra

Agreed! Check out Aries and then you will feel a lot better about yourself 😢

"I mean, there was nothing about our obnoxiousness. Or our flakiness. Or our preachiness. Or our penchant for heavy drinking...."

LOL...now that's funny Jade! That's a saggie for you!

HA HA HA Thats the funniest of them all. And soooooooooooooo true!!!! They wouldnt know what romance was if it fell out of the sky landed in front of their face and started to wiggle. They may find it if a stripper came out and wiggled and told them it was behind their G-String! lmao

Actually i was married to one for 5 years. I left him, and am with a wonderful Aries man. He still calls and tells me i am the best. Try again. I Wouldnt have commented without expierience.

Does the truth hurt jade? awwwwwwwww

Actually he was a Sag/Scorp born Nov 22. and i am a Cancer/Leo July 22... im not actually a 100% cancer. Before my husband i dated a Sag for 18mo. In order to leave him i had to put a restraining order on him. A Sag NEVER gives up! I Would vote them #1 most likely to be a stalker! So i think i would know a thing or two about them, TYVM, Its just a joke. So try to save some of your spitefulness for something else. Like a date.....

Well in my old pic i cant help it, i have natural 44 G's with a mind of their own. Hoping to get a reduction soon. But anyways,.. This was just a joke. I Think Aries,libra,Cancer and Gemini got it pretty dang harsh too!

Like i said though im a Cancer/Leo ,,,,with leo moon. I'm not your average cancer which is why i attract so many fire signs! I Like fire signs, even Sag but i still thought it was funny because it described my ex!

Scars? Like "eww" Are you serious? I Dont care what people say, Scars are nasty looking! but thats just me, thanks for the info!!!

N/p Jade. I Wasnt trying to single out all Sag. Hell, My 9 y/o son is a Sag. LOL... I Was just meaning my ex's. I Was refering to only the sex part of it. My two sag ex's really hated romance. Freaky yes, romantic no. my ex husbands idea of romance was lighting candles and doing it doggy style to porn LOL

I gotta confess that I feel that some things are true -_-

Posted by CancerianGoddess
...Freaky yes, romantic no. my ex husbands idea of romance was lighting candles and doing it doggy style to porn LOL

lmao @ ^^ ...still haven't found a girl who's into that

Honestly I always come off as an air head or quiet at first. Only very few people I've known for very long periods of times know my secret smarts 😉
But as a Sag though I've very into romance. I would love to cook with a lover and set a romantic table with candles and flowers with music huming in the backround, lights dim... and I'd rub his back after he arrives home from work tired.. I LOVE giving gifts!!! I can't help myself! If I'm out shopping I'll mentally pick things out for people (mentaly, cause I'm broke!). I just want to buy stuff and wrap 'em up to give to people I like! Does that make me weird? Or to giving?

RE:

Nenusianbull "They value speed over everything, including experience, flare, prowess, technique, and a loving touch. If you got one alone on an exotic beach complete with sunshine, warmth and indolence you might get them to show an interest - but I doubt it. "

I don't know what you are talking about. Sag men are hot, hot, hot in bed. Very attentive and very sensual.

Posted by CancerianGoddess
Actually he was a Sag/Scorp born Nov 22. and i am a Cancer/Leo July 22... im not actually a 100% cancer. Before my husband i dated a Sag for 18mo. In order to leave him i had to put a restraining order on him. A Sag NEVER gives up! I Would vote them #1 most likely to be a stalker! So i think i would know a thing or two about them, TYVM, Its just a joke. So try to save some of your spitefulness for something else. Like a date.....

I hear stories about sag men being for possesive/stalkerish.

I like this better. It's a little more accurate.

VIRGO (The One that Waits)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. The do not forgive and never forget. The one and only.

SAGITTARIUS (The Promiscuous One)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones will all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.

I love my saggie girl🙂

Posted by Sutekh
This thread is horrible, should be recycle binned. Just sign slander without any knowledge of peoples natal charts.

i agree, how can i delete my old account with out knowing the PS 😢