An invitation to my dinner party...........

I was reading the DXP awards thread and I felt bad. I have no one to nominate because I haven't gotten to know alot of you. I was BIG on dxp last year but lately all the "newbies" I have yet to get to know. So I am throwing a dinner party. I want to get to know you all.

*sets the table with appetizers. Polishes the wine glasses. Waits for the first guest to arrive*

Knock Knock Knock

Who's there?
Scorpionlady

Hey Juwanapla how are you doing? Nice place you got there.

What`s on dinner?
Don

Don`t invite any Leos.

Hey there Scorplady!!! Been awhile. Come in you two! Help yourselves to some apps.

I have some chicken cacciatore simmering.

What have you been up to SL?

HE, would you like a glass of wine?

"HE, would you like a glass of wine?"

Red one please..nice house.
But wait a minuts,when did i come in?

Whose this kid playing around?
Oh,it`s Kris.
*handing barbie toy to him*
go play with WheelHomies for a while.

Here HE, I have a nice glass of Castello de Gabiano Chianti for you.

Kris, don't pull the head off of that barbie. I let my son do that. YOu just sit there and watch us drink wine.

"Here HE, I have a nice glass of Castello de Gabiano Chianti for you."

Wow,nice one,i must be your favorite..i got used to that anyway.
what is this? there are just legs sitting with us..oh it`s Notso,hi Notso.

Did you have a nice Valentines Day? I got to work. I waited on the general public and served them dinner while they got to enjoy their holiday. I made some good money, though.

Where is P-Angel? I want to show her my dildo collection....I know she will appreciate them.

juwanapla,put your kid in another room,Pluto started to strip..you don`t want you son to see that at this early age..Kris go with him.

Well have not been up to much just working hard and trying to get laid. Maybe if I get drunk enough at this dinner party I could persuade some man I don't know to go home with me and screw me just for the night.

Oh btw do you have any hard drinks...I am really not a wine person. more like Tequila, Vodka, Stoli, Gray Goose or Belvedere, on the rocks of course.

Oh the chicken smells good. What time is dinner again.

Kris, my son has a big screen TV, PS2, XBOX, and your favorite...the gamecube. You'll be happy.

"Did you have a nice Valentines Day? I got to work. I waited on the general public and served them dinner while they got to enjoy their holiday. I made some good money, though"

Atleast you worked..the bunch of girls who were fighting for me decided to stand together against me,so i did nothing really.

I ALWAYS have vodka. Do you like SlimJims? Vodka, diet, and a lemon. YUM!!!

"Where is P-Angel? I want to show her my dildo collection....I know she will appreciate them."

Dido!!You don`t want us to sleep early,do you?

Hi Juwana

They say evry real party needs a strager

*aside to juwana didn't i see you at the gay scorp shower room orgy*

How cute! Chic fight! I love to watch chic fights.

So scorpies, is the rest of the group? I'm waiting for MM. I know she would like to come to dinner.

stranger or is it stager

*aside to juwana didn't i see you at the gay scorp shower room orgy*

Alas, no! I always seem to miss out on the good orgies. Do you have any pictures?

Vodka is good,but SL can`t take it,she will get drunk very soon and start to hit on males in the streets..Kris don`t touch that.

sadly no but someone had a video

SL and I will probably end up in the sack together by the end of the night anyway!

Who has the video? I feel a bribe coming on.....

JP I love Slimjims.....

"Where is P-Angel? I want to show her my dildo collection....I know she will appreciate them."

"Dido!!You don`t want us to sleep early,do you?"

HE there will be no sleeping at JP party, we are scorps....if sex is involved and getting freaky we will be up all night. We at least I will

There is a brain on the couch!!!it`s Cap.
What is it? game of collecting body parts?

HE, remember that one time I called you HP and you were like "My name is not Hypnotic Penis"?

Are you sure?

I'm not sure - maybe notso

no i remember now it was the crazy woman from spain

"SL and I will probably end up in the sack together by the end of the night anyway!"

Why you say that? You know I am looking to get laid at the dinner party?

JP,if memory serves me correctly did'nt we get freaky at the Porn Shack?

I set up a make shift geek area in the back of the room especially for cap and Brahn...

"HE there will be no sleeping at JP party, we are scorps....if sex is involved and getting freaky we will be up all night. We at least I will"

Are you hinting on something?i am already booked.
But MM would like sex parties.

JP,if memory serves me correctly did'nt we get freaky at the Porn Shack?

*heart flutters*

YOU REMEMBER!!!!!!

hey is that a disco ball

But MM would like sex parties.

Duh of course! She is a scorp!!!

"HE, remember that one time I called you HP and you were like "My name is not Hypnotic Penis"?

Are you sure?"

Yeah,i am not a penis.

No I ment are you sure your penis is not hypnotic?!

Nevermind....

*shakes head sadly*

"hey is that a disco ball"

No,it`s Guru swallowed a balloon.

whats making him spin around like that

Maybe we should hire some strippers. That would get Brahn here quick. Then the party will really start! I haven't engaged in a good Brahn bash in awhile!

*heart flutters*

YOU REMEMBER!!!!!!

LMAO that was the most freakiest I have gotton over the net.

Can I have that Vodka know.....I really need to calm down starting to feel a little horney and moisture is oozing out.

Damn I need some sex.

are those mirrors superglued

whats making him spin around like that

That's my ceiling swing! Just like Pamela Anderson's!

"No I ment are you sure your penis is not hypnotic?!

Nevermind....

*shakes head sadly*"

Oh,it must be the Wine..yes ofcourse my penis are hypnotic..oops Kris heard the word penis.

if you let B in im gonna have to give odds on whether he cries or runs away first

SL, do I bring out the freak in you?

*slides fingers along cleavage*

"Maybe we should hire some strippers."

Why spending money..Pluto is here..for free.

"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.."

Kris, put on my son's headphones!!!! You can't listen to this music. I think he still has his Disney songs in there.

"::pushes HE to the end of the couch::

now u happy baby..."

YEAH..this party is awsome..i am your tiger baby..

Is that a hooka

PM, if I give you Porta are you going to dance on my furniture like a rowdy teen or just do nice sexy lapdances like a real lady?