Asking huge favor: who knows how to read charts?

People...I uploaded my chart on my profile. Can someone tell me what it's all about?
I know which sign my planets are at and what that means. What I don't understand is the "conjunct/opposition/square/sextile/trine" stuff. What does it all mean, what does my chart say?

I'd love to know. Please please tell me!

Go to cafeastrology.com they'll give you interpretations on all that stuff stating what it means.

Thanks Tia! Ill let you know what I find.

Buy the book called Linda Goodman's Relationship signs, she explains it all in a very easy wasy, and you can understand your own chart easily and even compare it with another person's. That book is really good, learned a LOT from there.

Ok Tia, I did look it up and found out quite a bit. But I'm still not sure about the planet placements (south/north, east/west hemispheres) and the Midheaven thing. Mine is in Aries.