Beetleguese! Beetleguese! Beetleguese!

Did you miss me 😉

I know you did 😛

hahaha, you knew this thread was coming, I couldn't resist it ^_^.

Ciao

*PS to myself, I will regret ....*

Posted by Beetleguese
Church Lady! 🙂

You said my name 3x, so I'd guess that you've missed me, eh? 😉

No, see the exclamation point on "Church Lady" (freaking hate that name LOL!) shows that you missed me Maestro 😉

Come on, I'm the cap chick that you know you really, really, really like but that gawd damn capricorn moon of yours won't like you admit it ^_^.

Dear cappysweetie,

Id BG is not interested ...
( seems to me he isn't - I don't see him starting
any threads about you )

... I'd be happy to spend some money on you but
you would need to like the following things:

I won't ever have a life insurance policy
to which you will be beneficiary.

Mountain Climbing

Canoeing on rivers ( nice for picnics with wine )

The idea of retiring in Venezuela on a vineyard
that I plan to buy.

You will be discarded when you show signs of age.

LOL!!!!!!!! xD I love it xD!!! You crazy scorpio, I remember you, how's it going?

Not being the beneficiary on the life insurance policy would be a problem, I'm a cap girl, I must have security and I EXPECT it out of a scorpio.

Other than that, everything else is fine 😄 Especially mountain climbing 😛 Picnics with wine I would adore. Retiring in Venezuela, that's a plus 😉

I think I will look just fine until I'm at least 55 xD you my dear will be the one discarded when age starts to show 😉 I plan on being the best damn cougar in North America, I can't wait 😄

Oh and of course BG is not interested, that my friend is a good thing 😉 It's more fun when they aren't interested lol!!!!

I think I will look just fine until I'm at least 55

I don't want you that long. 2 - 3 years tops.
Understand that you are pretty much going to be an "escort"
and that the money forwarded to you will ensure that you
can be EYE CANDY - so I would spare no expense on your
appearance. Spa pampering to outfitting.

I will treat you like a lady ... but you'll need to learn
when not to speak. ( I won't "tell you" to shut-up ...but
you'll see "the stare" ...gentle at first ...nuclear
when you "ought to have known better". )

You will also need to be "buns up & kneeling" when the
mood strikes me and there are very few exceptions. You
will however see great compassion and devotion from me
when you are ill or dealing with personal trauma, such as
the death or serious illness of a family member.

When my sexual interests fall to less than 4 times per day,
you know your term is pretty much at an end ... so ...
any time you can initiate it ... the better off you are.

I will of course introduce you to people of great
affluence and influence in various industries and
certainly would like to help you with any creative
interests you may have. The contacts made from this
relationship alone, if you have any creative to business
aspirations, will be worth your participation and
will stay with you far beyond your stay with me.

This would I hope be additional incentive to join me
since there is no way in hell I would make a Cap female
a beneficiary of ANYONE's life insurance policy.

So ... what do you do for a living now?

Posted by scorpiopics
I think I will look just fine until I'm at least 55

I don't want you that long. 2 - 3 years tops.
Understand that you are pretty much going to be an "escort"
and that the money forwarded to you will ensure that you
can be EYE CANDY - so I would spare no expense on your
appearance. Spa pampering to outfitting.

I will treat you like a lady ... but you'll need to learn
when not to speak. ( I won't "tell you" to shut-up ...but
you'll see "the stare" ...gentle at first ...nuclear
when you "ought to have known better". )

You will also need to be "buns up & kneeling" when the
mood strikes me and there are very few exceptions. You
will however see great compassion and devotion from me
when you are ill or dealing with personal trauma, such as
the death or serious illness of a family member.

When my sexual interests fall to less than 4 times per day,
you know your term is pretty much at an end ... so ...
any time you can initiate it ... the better off you are.

I will of course introduce you to people of great
affluence and influence in various industries and
certainly would like to help you with any creative
interests you may have. The contacts made from this
relationship alone, if you have any creative to business
aspirations, will be worth your participation and
will stay with you far beyond your stay with me.

This would I hope be additional incentive to join me
since there is no way in hell I would make a Cap female
a beneficiary of ANYONE's life insurance policy.

So ... what do you do for a living now?

LOL!!! you ass lol

Posted by seavixen2
ok..lets try this one

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

I just saw your post on another thread
indicating that "once per week sex" is
fine.

Offer retracted.

Best

Posted by scorpiopics
I just saw your post on another thread
indicating that "once per week sex" is
fine.

Offer retracted.

Best

You're an idiot...this is an astrology discussion forum, not to be used to attack others.

Posted by TheLadySagittarius

Posted by scorpiopics
I just saw your post on another thread
indicating that "once per week sex" is
fine.

Offer retracted.

Best

You're an idiot...this is an astrology discussion forum, not to be used to attack others.

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Why thank you ^_^. I know I'm weeks late but still 🙂

Posted by Days22
scorpiopics is an assclown. how more people havnt realized this is beyond me.

😉

Posted by Days22
dont u dare remove that cappysweetie. grr.

SEE! This is a perfect example of a Pieces man and Capricorn woman at odds LOL! I should've posted this on the pisces board on the thread geared towards this couple, that would be funny lol