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This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by kim30 on Saturday, May 31, 2014 and has 38 replies.

What Does It Mean to Be a Scorpio

Being a Scorpio means you are born between October 23 and November 21. Scorpios are known for their passion, intensity, and determination. Your zodiac sign influences your personality traits and life approach, offering insight into your behavior and relationships.

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@kim30
12 Years1,000+ PostsCancer

Htf did that happen? I look down at my phone and the screen is up saying topic deleted. Huh.
Either it was my back pocket or a conspiracy....
Doesn't matter. I will be a scorpio

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@CancerOnTheCusp
12 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot

Posted by kim30
Sucks because now I don't know how votes were in my favor. Grrrr.

As a past successful defector of the Crab board I would like to officially cast my vote in both Kim30 and CancerOTC's favor for their seeking of asylum among the Scorps.

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I already was given asylum.

Not to worry about the deleted thread.
I remember everything posted. Can always recall it at some point in the future.

But still looking at the Aries forum.

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@CancerOnTheCusp
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Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot

Posted by Impulsv
Recap
" the more the merrier"
Ur in.

...and there you have it. Congrats! πŸ˜„

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Hold on. That's not quite how things went.
To Recap (Cliff's Notes):

kim30 posted desperately wanting to be granted Scorpio status (not asylum).
I posted asking for asylum.
I passed the three questions test and was approved by both Rabbit and GetMisted.
kim30 failed the test and was denied.
Then followed 3-4 pages of attempts by kim30 to bribe, first by describing body, then resorting to tears.
Then Impulsiv challenged that I did not offer anything, in return, I liberally distributed Cohibas and cognac to the men, and offered day spas to the women. Impulsiv denied liking day spas and wanted cigars and cognac. No problem, but then she secretly admitted to liking them.

Then Damnata, the Edward Snowden of DXP, stated the case against kim30 becoming a Scorpio.

Then your's truly was accused of coming here to pussify the Scorpio board, only to have the accuser recant, admitting mistaken identity after my white knighting post was noted as a parody.

However, at page 8, there then proceeded 2.5-3 pages of BlackIndian white knighting kim30, who then subsequently denied who she was twice, probably realizing her application was in jeopardy due to the white knight who followed her in.

The Scorpio board went quiet during the 2.5-3 pages, I'll attribute it to people going to sleep, but surmised that the thread was suffering the same malady as seen on the Cancer board.

Then Nemesis, crafty little fish, swam in and mentioned also planning on heading over to the Ram board if a certain individual kept hanging around.

And that's where things left off. The thread was marked as being removed by its creator. Not knowing the intricacies of DXP, that would indicate that the OP removed the thread.

Given the above, I would submit that Rabbit and GetMisted need to chime in on the status of kim30, since they originally denied entry. *Having pictures of Alexander Navorsky wandering around the Terminal...*

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@CancerOnTheCusp
12 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

Then your's truly was accused of coming here to pussify the Scorpio board, only to have the accuser recant, admitting mistaken identity after my white knighting post was noted as a parody.

Ok well I regret to inform you I do not remember this part in quite the same fashion as you do.

According to my memory, you Scooby Doo Doo'ed your way in and white knighted Kim30 and your blatant attempt at the pussification of the Scorp habitat was thwarted by your accuser (that was me).

At this point - according to my memory - you got offended out of the blue at something I never said/accused you of but which made me apologize to you profusely nonetheless via PM.

As I recall, you were still offended and suggested I apologize to you in an even more private fashion by offering to show up at my house.

I hear my bell ringing. Is that you?

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And the little disclaimer at the end of your post "oh, wait, that's someone else" doesn't ring a bell?
Don't lie, Crab....

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@kim30
12 Years1,000+ PostsCancer

Utter BS Cotc
I had a happy hour as celebration not bribe.
: mentioned body and abilities as explanation for failing first test.

And I passed the test from Impulsv so there!

I'm in! I'm in!

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@kim30
12 Years1,000+ PostsCancer

*gasps*
I DIDN'T delete thread on purpose. I've only done that once before and I do know how that works.
I resent the accusation, COTC.
TRULY.
I'm offended. It was a touch screen hiccup.

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@CancerOnTheCusp
12 Years5,000+ Posts

Didn't say you deleted it on purpose.
I said the screen indicated it was deleted by the OP.
Never mentioned a cause nor intended the implication.
But you are exhibiting signs of Scorpio paranoia.
Good...good..

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@CancerOnTheCusp
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Posted by Damnata
I know you're sticking to your...kind, COTC.

But let's call a spade a spade around here. You know..that thing people use to dig holes and bury bodies?

Maybe, but I can only stick by so much. Don't want to jeopardize my asylum until I get my "green card" (resident alien status).

Spade? I just usually drive by a construction site where they're pouring a foundation..

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@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

Posted by Damnata
I know you're sticking to your...kind, COTC.

But let's call a spade a spade around here. You know..that thing people use to dig holes and bury bodies?

Maybe, but I can only stick by so much. Don't want to jeopardize my asylum until I get my "green card" (resident alien status).

Spade? I just usually drive by a construction site where they're pouring a foundation..

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You spend money on fuel to drive? lol.

I have a bathtub of acid, nothing gets left undissolved.

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@CancerOnTheCusp
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Posted by Damnata

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

Posted by Damnata
I know you're sticking to your...kind, COTC.

But let's call a spade a spade around here. You know..that thing people use to dig holes and bury bodies?

Maybe, but I can only stick by so much. Don't want to jeopardize my asylum until I get my "green card" (resident alien status).

Spade? I just usually drive by a construction site where they're pouring a foundation..

You spend money on fuel to drive? lol.

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Well I consolidate a grocery trip and body disposal into one trip.

#efficiency

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@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

Posted by Damnata

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

Posted by Damnata
I know you're sticking to your...kind, COTC.

But let's call a spade a spade around here. You know..that thing people use to dig holes and bury bodies?

Maybe, but I can only stick by so much. Don't want to jeopardize my asylum until I get my "green card" (resident alien status).

Spade? I just usually drive by a construction site where they're pouring a foundation..

You spend money on fuel to drive? lol.

Well I consolidate a grocery trip and body disposal into one trip.

#efficiency

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You can apply for a Virgo Card with that...IJS.