Crazy...?

or just surrounded by Assholes?
I read this sometime back a few years ago when I was in my "quote reading" phase. I passed it off. Honestly? With my family and the judgement they passed out I had my days when I worried that maybe I was.
My Gp recently referred me to a psychiatrist as she was concerned I had Post Tramautic Stress.
I saw the psychiatrist today. After we had a nice long talk, he sent me with my walking papers. He said "I do not need to see you again".
I bought some nice wine.
Surrounded by assholes.....

lol...depending how good the wine is, will determine how long they will remain assholes.

^^^^lol

Mmmm ... Very nice wine. Hmmm ... Yep, Still assholes. I will check back in a bit and let you know if that's changed at all. Lmao

Posted by FixedWater
Mmmm ... Very nice wine. Hmmm ... Yep, Still assholes. I will check back in a bit and let you know if that's changed at all. Lmao

Hehehe....well, maybe they will at least get better looking.

Not better looking... And Rabbit your right... Still assholes. BUT this WINE is soooooo good! Lol!

Definitely surrounded by assholes. Now the question is: how many of the assholes are crazy?

MoonArtist ... That is a very good question. I think I need another glass of this very nice wine to figure out if Rabbit is close. Lol!
If there is not such a think as "drunk foruming" there may be such a thing later. Don't mind me now, my munchkin is gone and momma's cutting loose a little. 🙂

Oh good ... _
I am a lightweight

I love moscato!

Rabbit, that seems like a fair percentage and rather accurate. How did you come by your numbers?

bliss , what is moscato?
And MoonArtist I am curious... Rabbit? That number is very precise and if your at all like me ? Freaking random as hell. Lmao

I think maybe its time for a vodka. That stuff in the freezer that I cannot pronounce but starts with a W is calling out to me.

moscato is sweet, light and loverly!

Sounds perfect. I do not think there's any here tho so that's a bit of a problem.... Where's an assistant when you need one. ??!

Do you have any stores who deliver? Or invite a friend over on condition they bring some

Posted by Rabbit
Pfffft.

Moscato.

Sauvignon Blanc all the way, baby.

don't pffffft on our moscato!

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Posted by FixedWater
bliss , what is moscato?
And MoonArtist I am curious... Rabbit? That number is very precise and if your at all like me ? Freaking random as hell. Lmao

Yes. I am random as hell.

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By definition, hell isn't very random. Just sayin....

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Pfffft.

Moscato.

Sauvignon Blanc all the way, baby.

don't pffffft on our moscato!

I'll do MORE than "Pffft" on it!

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DON"T. YOU. EVEN. DARE! And wipe that calculating look off your face.

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bliss , what is moscato?
And MoonArtist I am curious... Rabbit? That number is very precise and if your at all like me ? Freaking random as hell. Lmao

Yes. I am random as a Cancer woman's moods

By definition, hell isn't very random. Just sayin....

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Bloody fucking touche. Really. REALLY??!! I mean REALLY??! What the FUCK, dude?!

Omg! That winebulance is just what I need! Do they deliver to Canada—!!!!
Oh please say they do ?

Wahahaha! Omg you guys are funny and I can't stop laughing. I have to say all I remember reading is hell isn't random and someone saying pffft! Roflmao

BRING IT.

BUNNY.

For a bunch of tentative almost kind of sort of friends. You guys rock. I needed some giggles. _ Oh wait, wrong one ... ? There. Try that one

Posted by Rabbit
Do I have to do it now?

Yes. Because I have my game face on. Ninja turtle style !

I'm getting some moscato tomorrow. I need to try this stuff.

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*enters dismissive and brooding scorp mode*

~poke~ you ~poke~ can't ~poke~ do ~poke~ that. ~poke poke poke~

That ~poke~ doesn't ~poke~ matter.~pokepoke~

Why are you dismissive and brooding? I cannot possibly understand this coming from a bottle or two of really nice wine. Lol

Is there a bourbonambulance in your town?

He's trying to be indifferent and is ignoring me. This is his way of trying to put me off guard so I don't see it happening when he does unspeakable things to my moscato. But I'm waiting for it!! OOOOOHHHHHH I'm not letting my guard down, no siree!

Haha NOT the Moscato!!

That's what I said. NOT the moscato! I fixed it, though. Nothing a little duct tape won't fix.

He doesn't have a choice. Not only am I holding onto my moscato nice and tight but he's been taped to his chair.

And if he so much as twitches towards my moscato I'll change the channel and make him watch honey boo boo.

I will bliss ... Right after the 10 Tylenol kick in. ! Rabbit? Tied to a chair with duct tape. What color duct tape? They make so many kinds now a days you know ?

I like purple the best. Honey boo boo tho , that would be painful

Actually, that would make a great topic for the man cave. No? The color of duct tape a guy prefers ?

So if I understand this right .... MoonArtist has tied up Rabbit with possibly purple duct tape in front of the tv threatening honey boo boo while poor Rabbit being dismissive as he is only brought 1/5 of bourbon which is now empty and he is thirsty and wants the moscato ? Do I have this right ?

purple zebra stripe duct tape. Also the green with pink dots kind. He doesn't want to DRINK my moscato...he wants to do vile, deplorable ACTS of TRANSGRESSION to my moscato! He must be stopped.

Blisss, take it and run! He's chewing through the tape.

Oh, the title reminds me of something.....

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a rubber room. A rubber room with rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats! They make me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a rubber room. A rubber room with rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats! They make me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a rubber room. A rubber room with rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats! They make me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a rubber room. A rubber room with rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats! They make me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a rubber room. A rubber room with rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats! They make me crazy!

~giggles~ at this thread n ~groans~ at my head (hey that rhymes lol)

~singing the blues~ Oh them giggle 'n grooooaaaaans. Yeah, you got them giggle 'n groooaaaaannnnsssss! Sweet baby girl you gone 'n drank, 'n now I'm sure your breath sure do stank! But you got them giggle 'n groooooaaaaaannnnnssssss!

~
Giggle 'n Groans and stinky breath
A head that's pounding in my chest
Oh me oh my, why did I
Uncork that bottle of such nice wine

Giggles 'n Groans, feel like death
Oh but last night I did my best
My brain hurts and I sigh
Today much later, I will be fine

MoonArtist. Love your singin the blues. I can't rhyme worth a crap. But I tried to add to your jingle. Lmao

hehehe, I love it! I think you did just fine with the rhyme despite having a hangover from another time.

Lol ... Thanks for that 🙂
It was too much fun listening to you all and well worth the hangover from another time.

glad you had a fun night while we loved and fight-(ed), while you drank and laugh-(ed) with much delight.

Oh did I! Lol
I just have one question .... Is Rabbit still duct taped to the chair with purple tiger striped duct tape and (make that 2 things) is the Moscato still ok? I just have to know. ~giggle~