Dishing out the bad guys (Page 2)

MercinAries: I'm a computer geek gang banger. Look at my cigar! 'Sall 'bout da street cred brizzother

kris: fuck fuck fuck.. motha motha fuck, motha motha fuck fuck motha fuck motha fuck noinch noinch noinch! 15 bucks little man.. put dat shit in ma han' if dat money doesn't show den u owe me owe me owe.

Spachtel: I use wine tasting as an excuse to get drunk. I'm not an alchohaulic, I am just an abusive drinker.

LOL PLUTO!!! That't the spirit!!

Yes, dahling, make up another word. Everyone follows the Leo.

My new name will be just "Mike"

dxpnet: I have no judgement upon users because I am like Allah but I am leaving dxp for good.

Why does a gun give women atleast 10+ hot points?

'cause women usually walk on the streets of India wearing a cape and gun.

HAHA PLUTO! Well I'm off to the gym. Have to do a mile for every cigarette. Guess that means I have to run a pack.

Lol! You are such an Indian gangster. Drive-by with a rice launcher, foo!

Awww man... He didn't do me yet. GODDAMNIT! Oh well I think when he gets back he will. Was there a James Bond sighting earlier? Hi Pluto!

Oooh hot damn I got burned. Hahahahahahaha! Nice. You get a gold star and a monkey wrench for that one.

DK09: Wow! Look at all these women! I would do you, you, you, you, and you both, and him, and her, and them, and that. I sure ope my girlfriend doesn't know how to check my internet history!

He knows me so well. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was great.

What do you mean by take pictures?

I'll quit cigarettes if you quit the pot.

Be careful with that joke, it's an antique!

Haha... prring, you are only 53 yet. You still have 5's of 10's of days left.

The one guess I just said? Lol!
Okay how about 35? You look like you're in your 30's for sure. Your pic tells me you have a 30 year old belly.

Mayhem!!!!!! Anarchy!!!!!!!!!! Revolution!!!!!! DIRTY DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Higher or lower? I like women 30's and up. They are more established and "experianced" which is why I must have Roxanne!! My next guess is 32.

I say 21. Because I like that number.

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was always from Canada. I have dual status so I can be both an American and a Canadian. Life is awesome.

Go get 'er DK!! Now's your chance! If I like women in their 30's and you wont tell then I already know you are in your 30's for sure. 36?

38?

so live in canada but prior us citizen?

Yeah pretty much. I was a Massachusetts native before I came back.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BANANA DANCE!

What are you talking about PL I love Boston. I go back every chance I get.

Let's rename it koala bear treasure hunt kingdom.

Yes I do live in Eastern Canada. Well Central East. Well not really Central. Just West of East. And more East then Central. Although you could say it's not that far West either.

Night Pluto!

Gaurav_Aries:

i had this dun yesterday wile i wuz saving da world thx to U.

antibling: Oh! I hope I didn't miss out on cancimini yet! Please come fuck me!!!!!

"i hate this "blutty" time zone!

whoever says that??

sounds gay!"

C'mon that wasen't even one of your cheesy Jewish jokes!

LMAO

LOL!!! It's funny

but so true 😢 😛