Everything YOU ever wanted2know 'bout SCORPS!

http://fig.cox.miami.edu/hon161/scorpion/

^^^^all of your compatibility/relationship questions will be answered

------> includes a special segment on the COURTSHIP DANCE! ((o_O))((O_o))

..The male pulls the female over the surface where she draws the sperm into her genital pore that is located near the front on the underside of her abdomen....

omg, soo hot

yeah purrfect...no what ya mean...I got really wet and worked up over the genital pore part...I read it again and AGAIN o_O

mmmmgenitalpore....

just thinking about another scorp gently working away at my genital plates makes me wanna...

o_O

BRB

lmao schoene!

...The scorpions mating ritual is enacted when the male uses his pedipalps to grasp the female's pedipalps in order to lead her on a courtship dance...

hmm, wish he would grab my pedipalps

DE-PLATE ME BABY!!

take them OFFFFFFFF

take them ALL OFF!!!!!!!!!

(((o_O)))

^ (pedi)PALPITATING!!!!

lmao!! Ok, shoene. But the big one in the middle is ALL MINE BABY! k?

The fantastic 5:

from left to right: schoene, db, ELLIOT, bling, missmorals

i'm on firee after reading that!!! god damn!

HAHAAAA!

purrfect wants elliot...

ok, well IF your going to name them then forget it lol!!

grr I tried to upload that pic too, couldn't do it

lolol

nononono lmao!

lol

he aint the self proclaimed elliot of the HIgh Scorps for nothin-

well actually...

all scorps consider themselves HIGH

but that is just because we are...

and what is wrong with knowing your postion in the world...?

I mean if everything was based on a pure arachnidian-race ranking system the world would be a much better place o_O I'm sure...

high scorps...lol

just thinking about a bunch of scorpions sitting in a tight circle passing around a joint...

I'm sure it has happened.

Shh,don't get us busted!I gots to KEEP my job ya know😉

schoenetanz

Could you elaborate on this more, this pure arachnidan-race thing? It sounds very interesting.

hm

"Scorpios, Strange Birds and The Knife Dance"

I think that is actually the title of a porno that I would like to see...

Message posted by: Virgo101 on 5/9/2006 11:10:11 PM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.138
schoenetanz

Could you elaborate on this more, this pure arachnidan-race thing? It sounds very interesting.

All you need to know 101, is that you would indeed be bling's earthling slave- commited for life by chance of birth sign to do his bidding as he wills 😉

and yes, for the rest of eternity...

of course

Now sit-

pathetic virgling 0_01

and I shall tell you how the superior race of High Scorps rose to power- to claim all that was theirs...

*puff puff*

(in strained voice)Here Schoen....

ffffffffuuuuuuggggghhhhhh

That's some good butter! BTW, would you hold my knife?

*schoene falls asleep in the middle of telling her story because it is long and boring right until the very end when the plot picks up and everything starts to make sense*

*0_01 escapes into the dark night to seek shelter with the other virglings whos lives were spared for some random reason or another*

hmm, random. Where is she anyways. Has anyone seen her?

*takes blunt from juwana*

whoaaaaa

this shit is - is the SHIT!

maaaaaan

*passes it to bling*

*blank stare interrupted by sudden recognition of juwana's weapon in hands*

Heyyyy cooooooool knife...

(o_O)

*giggle*

Oh come on schoenetanz finish the story!!!

How did the scorps, of all signs, get to power. Why would they spare the virgins lives.

*pleading look*

You like it? I used it on my last red headed step sister.

*giggle giggle*

*schoene realizes that she is too HIGH in more ways than one too answere 101's Question- a mere earthling of the low-virgins from Marachino*

Hey Schoen! We were in the friends thread. M&M talked about us. I am so honored! I knew I liked that chic.

Better than the black one. You're not that dark. 🙂

Also why do Scorpians believe they are a superior sign?

Doesn't make any sense.

yeah- the orange and green aspects of her personality are especially likeable 🙂

wow

you guys commented away while I took a piss

good for you

o_O

"Do scorp actually have good intution and can they really read a person's mind and know them inside out?"

No,we have intuition but its not like we're psychic,its gut instincts.Otherwise good observation skills tells on people which kinda freaks them out lol😉

Do scorp actually have good intution

I do. I knew you were going to jump into the thread and ask that. HaHa

Seriously, I have had my share of intuitive moments. I think it depends on the person and how well they listen.

Hi yellow one -_-

o_O*****************

the stars represent the mind-reading and intuition

well,

we are all red on the inside x_x

Seriously never realized the amount of Scorps on this site.

we are all red on the inside x_x

Well said!

-_- put that doughfinger back in yer pants where it belongs...

LMAO!!!!

Get this. I am watching Shrek 2 right now. It's the part where the giant gingerbreadman is melting in the moat. Made me think of the yellow one in the hottub.

-_-~~~~~~_-_~~~~~~

nice...

the ole knock the eyeball out of the socket move...real nice

doooough FINGer...

nyandahndahhhhhh

"^U(o)_(o)u^"

okay-

bring it on you slanty yellow belly loak!

Ouch! Damn it that hurts!!!

Btw, I love the warrior helmet. Do you have an extra one I could sell on e-bay?

*dodges another arrow*

*** And so the great Scorpio Empire fell because its people fought amongst the proud race destroying themselves and eradicating themselves from the world. The other eleven signs could only watch in horror and fascination. ***