Have you tried this before?

It`s very old but maybe some of you don`t know it..
Go to someone and ask him to answer your quistions very quickly..
And then ask him the following quistion:
1+1?
2+2?
4+4?
8+8?
16+16?
32+32?
64+64?
128+128?
pick number between 5 and 12?

He will answer 7.

Well, it worked on me.

"Well, it worked on me."

So you asked your self and you answered 7?not bad..

You supposed to ask these quistions to another person..find someone near you and ask him..pick someone from the street but don`t freak him out,first give him cookies or something so he trusts you.

If you gonna laugh like that then better not trying.

"Im looking out the window of my second floor like a crazy sniper but I don't see any people walking by. "Here kitty kitty"

I didn`t know you live in the mountains..

"Im a home owner"

It seems you are in hurry,you married early and now you are a home owner..
Relax,there are about 20 years left to live.

"Relax,there are about 20 years left to live."

Nah, I'd give him about 10.😛

Don`t scare the kid.

He had a crush on Miss Morals(iirc)-he should be immune to fear by now.😛

Don`t talk like that about my girlfriend..

Psst, Hypno, I think Gaurav has something going on with your bird.

*whistles*

"Psst, Hypno, I think Gaurav has something going on with your bird."

Where did you hear that?Guarav is my best friend,he can`t betray me..
I think you wanna make us fight so you can have her for yourself.

"Heh, thats the other thing, I don't know too many women who want to push out 14 kids"

Marry Syrian girl.