Hello

I've absolutely nothing I need to say, just wanted to say hello.

hey smelly

haven't seen you around in a while.

don't know why i decided to call you smelly, smelly.

hey shorty, even though i'm pretty sure you're taller than average.

average height for a woman is 5'1, so i'm still right.

yeah I just made that up.

nope. dxp just doesn't like you. and here is the obligatory emoticon to avoid drama 😛

obligatory emoticon to confuse the masses while I work out my exit strategy 😉

nah.. don't really hate you guys

actually I lie.

Maybe.

Not sure.

Either way, realised how disney-fied the world is, and wanted to step into a biker bar for some homely dark energy.

the scorpio board is that biker bar.

So Scorpio's. Blow my mind away.

actually I was waiting for someone to tell me i'm not going anywhere

and then strap me into this thread for questioning

and then I look suggestively into their eyes and innocently ask "what are you going to do me?"

exactly.

but more importantly, you run a patisserie ?

Interesting proposition.

Can we put hallucinogens on everything every once in a while?

+

I'm a cuisine guy, LCB trained. Was hoping for a coincidence that so are you.

I missed a few posts, including the shekshay tom shelly cake.

Not frontin'.

I hate y'all more than I hate honey boo boo's mother.

Not really.

Just a strange relationship with scorpio sign in general and i'm struggling to make peace wit it.

but as far as scorpio women, most of you guys are your own worst enemy.

And the few that aren't.. I worship them.

There is a compliment somewhere there.. just take it a run with it.

*looks at cat eyes* and says "finger it hard, finger it good"

favourite memories flash before my eyes.

Starts with that smirk

I pity her and hate her parents. Must be horrible having so uninspiring parents.

'sup!