Help Understanding A Natal Chart

Off topic: Elle,how do you get those cute profile pics of yourself? Too cute!

gosh i know this sounds silly but what does it all mean?
i know next to nothing about astrology and even though i read the results they aren't too in depth really
and the lingo wigs me out.. i feel like my knowledge of all this is too basic for me to really decipher it.

btw dont roast me guys i'm a newbie.

Sir, you are about to be roasted over and open fire..hang on to your weenie, so it don't get cinged 😉