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How a Scorpio Can Annoy You
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Posted by MissFisk
How a Scorpio can annoy a Pisces female:
Climbing up my drainage pipe and breaking my window to get in. Then having the gall to sneak into my bathroom and pee in my shampoo. *huffs✨
EWWW! Just.....EWWWWWWWWWW! I'd hunt his mangy ass down and once properly taped and tied pour acid on the offending unit. "Pee out of that, asshole!"
Hmmmm, lets see, annoying scorpio traits to this Cancer: avoiding and completely ignoring something important to discuss because I hit the nail on the head and he's not comfortable or ready to talk about it.
Posted by MissFisk
How a Scorpio can annoy a Pisces female:
Climbing up my drainage pipe and breaking my window to get in. Then having the gall to sneak into my bathroom and pee in my shampoo. *huffs✨
I hope you reported him and he faced criminal charges?
mANY VARIED WAYS
depends on how you yourself would like to be annoyed as to how a scorpio may or maynot annoy you
also depends on if they are an actual scorpio or some other sign and makes they are scorp and not truly one at all like as a fish is a mite and mite is a gorilla
Land of the apes again?
Land of the apes again?
nO PLANETS OF THE APES
Capslock go away......
Capslock go away......
Hmmm...It's very disturbing that this thread filled so quickly.
The fixed sign doggedness that makes them think they are right no matter what and will get pissy when you don't agree. This doesn't happen with all of them but there's one in particular who whips out the "I don't expect you to understand. You're a white woman" shit when he doesn't like me disagreeing with him. That's when he gets a "fuck you and stop being a bigoted chauvinist."
Fucking Scorpios.. With their birthdays from October 23 to November 22... Who the hell do they think they are??!!! Being born in the fall and shit?! *
*Fall for Northern hemisphere; Spring for Southern Hemisphere. Which brings me to my next point of contension. Why the hell do they get two hemispheres AND two seasons? Like the sun shines out their sexy asses??
Obnoxious, annoying and just plain RUDE.
*Fall for Northern hemisphere; Spring for Southern Hemisphere. Which brings me to my next point of contension. Why the hell do they get two hemispheres AND two seasons? Like the sun shines out their sexy asses??
Obnoxious, annoying and just plain RUDE.
Posted by NemesisPosted by blisss
From the comments above, i see they don't know Scorpio at all. LOL!
the LOL at the end of your sentence seems a bit forced.....click to expand
May I respectfully suggest nodding and smiling while letting it pass? Being unknown is very important to Scorpio. I think.
P.S. I need a sarcasm font.
Posted by IrresistableScorp
Scope you out with their radar and then pinpoint the exact issue you have that you were sure no one else knew.
Fucking annoying. 😄
Yes it is. Now don't stop doing it.
Good try but you missed the mark by a huge margin. 😉
Posted by VivaciousScorpioPosted by MoonArtistPosted by VivaciousScorpio
Cardinals... ew
Exactly. We have cooties that will fuck you up! No joke.
Agreed, a mouth that doesn't quit.click to expand
Truth! I'm pretty sure this was a cruel invention of the gods to be the downfall of mankind and humandom.....death by ear bleeds from constant talking by companion. The question is, WHAT CAUSES THIS PHENOMENON?
They have the same can't stop talking problem?
Yeah!! Those blankety blink bleep mofos and their thread stealing ways!! They should be spanked!!
Posted by VivaciousScorpioPosted by Andalusia
P.S. I need a sarcasm font.
No you don't. If people can't tell when you are being sarcastic they really aren't worth knowing 😄click to expand
Hmmm. What about people who don't care when you are being sarcastic?
Posted by MoonArtist
Yeah!! Those blankety blink bleep mofos and their thread stealing ways!! They should be spanked!!
MoonArtist, what is up with your spanking obsession?
Posted by VivaciousScorpio
Hmmm... By making you my bitch lol
I've come to a recent conclusion that Scorpio's are inevitably love's biggest bitches.
Posted by CreoleGeishaPosted by MoonArtist
Yeah!! Those blankety blink bleep mofos and their thread stealing ways!! They should be spanked!!
MoonArtist, what is up with your spanking obsession?click to expand
Seems like a just punishment.
Posted by blisssPosted by MoonArtist
Yeah!! Those blankety blink bleep mofos and their thread stealing ways!! They should be spanked!!
We may enjoy that too much. 😄click to expand
Eeep?
Posted by blisss
Ready when you are!
ok, ready freddy!
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Posted by VivaciousScorpioPosted by CreoleGeishaPosted by VivaciousScorpio
Hmmm... By making you my bitch lol
I've come to a recent conclusion that Scorpio's are inevitably love's biggest bitches.
Good for you. Have a cookie 🙂click to expand
I've finished dinner, thank you. 🙂
My Scorpio friends get really vague when they're out to annoy me.
eating in public annoys me beyond wat i am capable
How a Scorpio Male can annoy a Libra Female 2:
Plant a flat or cupped hand over the small of the Libra's back or just below it. NOT the buttocks, but the portion of the back just above them.
Most Libras are very sensitive in the lower back. Holding onto the Libra this way, you can prolong hugs or other desired physical contact because the Libra is somewhat debilitated by the hold. Depending upon the degree of sensitvity, some Libras will moan aloud or experience brief temporary lower body weakness.
This can trigger feelings of vulnerability or being trapped in the Libra. Trapped Libras get cranky. Do not trap them. Ever.
Plant a flat or cupped hand over the small of the Libra's back or just below it. NOT the buttocks, but the portion of the back just above them.
Most Libras are very sensitive in the lower back. Holding onto the Libra this way, you can prolong hugs or other desired physical contact because the Libra is somewhat debilitated by the hold. Depending upon the degree of sensitvity, some Libras will moan aloud or experience brief temporary lower body weakness.
This can trigger feelings of vulnerability or being trapped in the Libra. Trapped Libras get cranky. Do not trap them. Ever.
#1 Reason for threads like this:
1.) People can't get enough of us OR..
2.) They can't have us
..resulting in threads like this.
1.) People can't get enough of us OR..
2.) They can't have us
..resulting in threads like this.
Posted by LetltB
#1 Reason for threads like this:
1.) People can't get enough of us OR..
2.) They can't have us
..resulting in threads like this.
ROFL
*voice lowers an octave, and eyes darken without smiling*
I've endured a front row seat and an up-close-and-personal view of how one of your own unfortunate breed behaves when it can't have something it wants. And I've learned something important. Nobody wants, desires, or loves more than the Scorpio itself. Their passions are -- how shall I phrase it? -- "all as hungry as the sea."
Posted by CreoleGeishaPosted by LetltB
#1 Reason for threads like this:
1.) People can't get enough of us OR..
2.) They can't have us
..resulting in threads like this.
ROFL
*voice lowers an octave, and eyes darken without smiling*
I've endured a front row seat and an up-close-and-personal view of how one of your own unfortunate breed behaves when it can't have something it wants. And I've learned something important. Nobody wants, desires, or loves more than the Scorpio itself. Their passions are -- how shall I phrase it? -- "all as hungry as the sea."
click to expand
Seems to me you're the one obsessed with Scorpio.
Posted by MrFirebirdPosted by CreoleGeishaPosted by LetltB
#1 Reason for threads like this:
1.) People can't get enough of us OR..
2.) They can't have us
..resulting in threads like this.
ROFL
*voice lowers an octave, and eyes darken without smiling*
I've endured a front row seat and an up-close-and-personal view of how one of your own unfortunate breed behaves when it can't have something it wants. And I've learned something important. Nobody wants, desires, or loves more than the Scorpio itself. Their passions are -- how shall I phrase it? -- "all as hungry as the sea."
Seems to me you're the one obsessed with Scorpio.
click to expand
Not just yet. Please excuse me.
Posted by LetltB
#1 Reason for threads like this:
1.) People can't get enough of us OR..
2.) They can't have us
..resulting in threads like this.
I actually like Scorpios, I ljust want to stay in their heads for at least 2 days
Posted by TaurusNikki
I actually like Scorpios, I ljust want to stay in their heads for at least 2 days
It's not a hard thing to do if you come from a sincere place and keep it real. It's as simple as that. Taurus is usually good at that, I'm surprised to hear you say that.
Other ways Scorp males can annoy Libra females:
1) Get your sister, mom, or aunt to call Libra or Libra's mom and pry about what Libra's plans are for holiday weekends. Look, if you want to know where she's going, what she's doing, or who she's seeing, just ask the Libra and she will tell you!
2) Allow your mom to give Libra a special "wedding fragrance" luxury candle and express hopes Libra will be married this year.
3) If you work with Libra, assign her extra paperwork to take care of during a holiday weekend! This is an obvious ploy to limit Libra's options for getting into trouble over the holidays. Libra doesn't appreciate this.
1) Get your sister, mom, or aunt to call Libra or Libra's mom and pry about what Libra's plans are for holiday weekends. Look, if you want to know where she's going, what she's doing, or who she's seeing, just ask the Libra and she will tell you!
2) Allow your mom to give Libra a special "wedding fragrance" luxury candle and express hopes Libra will be married this year.
3) If you work with Libra, assign her extra paperwork to take care of during a holiday weekend! This is an obvious ploy to limit Libra's options for getting into trouble over the holidays. Libra doesn't appreciate this.
Posted by VivaciousScorpioPosted by TaurusNikkiPosted by LetltB
#1 Reason for threads like this:
1.) People can't get enough of us OR..
2.) They can't have us
..resulting in threads like this.
I actually like Scorpios, I ljust want to stay in their heads for at least 2 days
Head or bed?click to expand
Is there much difference? Desire has always begun in the mind.
Posted by CreoleGeishaPosted by VivaciousScorpioPosted by TaurusNikkiPosted by LetltB
#1 Reason for threads like this:
1.) People can't get enough of us OR..
2.) They can't have us
..resulting in threads like this.
I actually like Scorpios, I ljust want to stay in their heads for at least 2 days
Head or bed?
Is there much difference? Desire has always begun in the mind.click to expand
which head?
Posted by IrresistableScorp
He doesn't want you. Trust me.
I trust you just fine. It's he I mistrust. It definitely feels like he expects something I'm not giving him or haven't given him yet. What "something" is, I couldn't say. He's just waiting. I can't understand it. I've worked very hard and put lots of effort into my job with good results for the company.
Posted by ryu8Posted by CreoleGeishaPosted by VivaciousScorpioPosted by TaurusNikkiPosted by LetltB
#1 Reason for threads like this:
1.) People can't get enough of us OR..
2.) They can't have us
..resulting in threads like this.
I actually like Scorpios, I ljust want to stay in their heads for at least 2 days
Head or bed?
Is there much difference? Desire has always begun in the mind.
which head?click to expand
*lip quirks*
The best and the brightest, of course.
ryu8,
which head?
Awww! that's the head between 2 legs, I guess.
hahaha
The only thing that my Scorp does that is annoying is that he behaves badly sometimes, and when called out on his bad behavior, gets all pissy, stating that I am making HIM feel badly.
Seriously, that is my intended result, to make him feel badly about his bad behavior. That is the point.
And he will also try to defend himself against anything, even dirty dishes when it is clearly his turn, he once asked me why dishes need to get washed every day. Like is this a serious question, coming from an adult?
Seriously, that is my intended result, to make him feel badly about his bad behavior. That is the point.
And he will also try to defend himself against anything, even dirty dishes when it is clearly his turn, he once asked me why dishes need to get washed every day. Like is this a serious question, coming from an adult?
I think its amusing but that's probably because I'm guilty of doing some of that myself. Damn.
Posted by capgirl69
The only thing that my Scorp does that is annoying is that he behaves badly sometimes, and when called out on his bad behavior, gets all pissy, stating that I am making HIM feel badly.
Seriously, that is my intended result, to make him feel badly about his bad behavior. That is the point.
And he will also try to defend himself against anything, even dirty dishes when it is clearly his turn, he once asked me why dishes need to get washed every day. Like is this a serious question, coming from an adult?
Look at you go! You got your man under control. 😉
Lol.
Really annoying how they manage to simultaneously blend in with the shrubbery and fog up the bathroom window.
That's because they're the Knights of Ni!
LOL!! Bring meee...a shrubbery!
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How a Scorpio Male can annoy a Libra Female:
Gift the Libra with a beautiful dress or suit that fits her perfectly without asking her dress size and/or measurements. I have no clue if this is a male thing or a Scorp thing, but I know it can be done. Libra will be flattered and thrilled you gifted her, but fretted that you've somehow managed to measure her.
If you want to really annoy her, verify the fit and make a point of smiling and congratulating yourself on your accuracy in her presence.
Other signs, genders, feel free to add to the thread.