CreoleGeisha
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How a Scorpio Can Annoy You (Page 2)
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Posted by MoonArtist
Hmmmm, lets see, annoying scorpio traits to this Cancer: avoiding and completely ignoring something important to discuss because I hit the nail on the head and he's not comfortable or ready to talk about it.
...mmmmmaybe if you didn't want to talk halfway through our favorite TV show ...
Posted by venusianbull
LOL!! Bring meee...a shrubbery!
BWAHAHAHAA! I so read that in the right voice!
Posted by scorpiopicsPosted by MoonArtist
Hmmmm, lets see, annoying scorpio traits to this Cancer: avoiding and completely ignoring something important to discuss because I hit the nail on the head and he's not comfortable or ready to talk about it.
...mmmmmaybe if you didn't want to talk halfway through our favorite TV show ...click to expand
Hurrumph.....Maybe.....except it's usually not when a show is on.
Posted by CreoleGeisha
*seethes* Oh. My. FURRREAKING. God.
One of his aunts brought me a little decoration to "warm up my desk." It's a lovely woodcarved statue of a couple embracing and kissing, their lower bodies "blended" into one figure.
*rubs eyes, waves hands* There is erotic artwork on my office desk. Right now. I didn't even know he LIKED erotic artwork. This is SO SO SO not right.
I give up. I just freaking give up.
oooo, that actually sounds nice! Post a pic!
Ummm,
Creole—?
Are you by chance.... Impossibly beautiful?
One of his aunts brought you an erotic art for your desk—
Ummm..... How old is this Scorpio?
Creole—?
Are you by chance.... Impossibly beautiful?
One of his aunts brought you an erotic art for your desk—
Ummm..... How old is this Scorpio?
That's the weirdest thing. I'm not a tearing beauty. My looks are probably more "distinctive" than beautiful, very multiethnic. He's in his fifties.
AND.... I am MOVING it...as soon as it's time for vacation.
Posted by CreoleGeisha
That's the weirdest thing. I'm not a tearing beauty. My looks are probably more "distinctive" than beautiful, very multiethnic. He's in his fifties.
Hush, I bet you're ravishing! We're always our own worst crititics. Now post a pic of that naughty statue. We'll analyze the meaning of the gift. I feeeeeeeeeellllllll......something....there is something that the aunts are trying to.....communicate....
Posted by MilkySoft
Ever play monopoly with a Scorp?
*curses under breath*
No, but I would LOVE to! I'm terribly competitive.
Posted by MoonArtistPosted by CreoleGeisha
That's the weirdest thing. I'm not a tearing beauty. My looks are probably more "distinctive" than beautiful, very multiethnic. He's in his fifties.
Hush, I bet you're ravishing! We're always our own worst crititics. Now post a pic of that naughty statue. We'll analyze the meaning of the gift. I feeeeeeeeeellllllll......something....there is something that the aunts are trying to.....communicate....click to expand
Never said I was ugly or anything. HELLO! Libra sun/Taurus moon, I'm the Living Venus, for goodness sake. But I'm not this knock-me-down gorgeous, conventionally beautiful type. I'm at home, can't photograph the statue, sorry.
HA! Got you to admit you're ravishing! ~happy dance!!~
Poo....I wanna see the dirty statue. I shall pout.
Poo....I wanna see the dirty statue. I shall pout.
Ok, enough pouting! back to happy dance for getting you to admit you;re RAVIIIISSSSHHHHINNNGGGG!! Fabulous, darling, fabulous!
I never admitted to being "ravishing." Please stop. LOL.
RAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIISSSSHHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG BEEEEAAAAUUUUTTTTYYYYYY!
Scorps are picky, you know. 😉
Scorps are picky, you know. 😉
Posted by MoonArtist
RAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIISSSSHHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG BEEEEAAAAUUUUTTTTYYYYYY!
Scorps are picky, you know. 😉
Please, I'm feeling embarrassed. I'm not falsely modest or anything. I'm not ugly but I'm not incredibly beautiful. I guess I AM "attractive" in the way all Libras are. But I can "dress down" and look downright common, too.
Don't feel embarrassed! I'm guessing that even a burlap bag wouldn't hide it. Now there's an idea. Wear burlap sack to work and see what reaction you get from Mr. Dirty Statue.
Posted by CreoleGeishaPosted by MoonArtist
RAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIISSSSHHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG BEEEEAAAAUUUUTTTTYYYYYY!
Scorps are picky, you know. 😉
Please, I'm feeling embarrassed. I'm not falsely modest or anything. I'm not ugly but I'm not incredibly beautiful. I guess I AM "attractive" in the way all Libras are. But I can "dress down" and look downright common, too.click to expand
Please, allow me to decide whether you are beautiful.
I am a gentleman.
(contrary to what the world thinks...)
Well...He likes me in emerald green. I know that. BUT, he also likes me in clothes 3 sizes too big for me. Anything figure-enhancing is frowned upon.
Posted by MrFirebirdPosted by CreoleGeishaPosted by MoonArtist
RAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIISSSSHHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG BEEEEAAAAUUUUTTTTYYYYYY!
Scorps are picky, you know. 😉
Please, I'm feeling embarrassed. I'm not falsely modest or anything. I'm not ugly but I'm not incredibly beautiful. I guess I AM "attractive" in the way all Libras are. But I can "dress down" and look downright common, too.
Please, allow me to decide whether you are beautiful.
I am a gentleman.
(contrary to what the world thinks...)
click to expand
*lifts brows*
Why, Mr. Firebird, you already know I'm beautiful. You once told me I had a beautiful soul. What more need you decide?
Posted by CreoleGeisha
Well...He likes me in emerald green. I know that. BUT, he also likes me in clothes 3 sizes too big for me. Anything figure-enhancing is frowned upon.
In that case: where lots of emerald green in very flattering and figure hugging outfits. 😄
Posted by MoonArtistPosted by CreoleGeisha
Well...He likes me in emerald green. I know that. BUT, he also likes me in clothes 3 sizes too big for me. Anything figure-enhancing is frowned upon.
In that case: where lots of emerald green in very flattering and figure hugging outfits. 😄click to expand
LOL... That might be an idea.
Make sure you get a surreptitious pic snapped of his expressions and color changes.
OH, you missed my "eye color inspection." A few days ago, a co-worker commented on how dark emerald green enhances my complexion and eye color. I replied, "Well I have hazel eyes but when I wear green the green coloring is more apparent."
So Scorp calls me to his office to discuss some mundane matter...and the whole time he's gazing at my eyes. I realized he was looking for the "color change" and this didn't sit right me. I half-turned my head, let my bangs slip forward, and dropped my eyes.
That--that--that MAN -- kept me there for a good quarter-hour, chatting, looking up at me while I glanced, looked away, glanced, looked away, etc.
At least he concluded, "This is a good dress."
PLEASE tell it's not normal or okay for Scorpio men to treat women this way. Because it's not. It's just not.
So Scorp calls me to his office to discuss some mundane matter...and the whole time he's gazing at my eyes. I realized he was looking for the "color change" and this didn't sit right me. I half-turned my head, let my bangs slip forward, and dropped my eyes.
That--that--that MAN -- kept me there for a good quarter-hour, chatting, looking up at me while I glanced, looked away, glanced, looked away, etc.
At least he concluded, "This is a good dress."
PLEASE tell it's not normal or okay for Scorpio men to treat women this way. Because it's not. It's just not.
Ummmmm, I probably would have made double sure he got a good long look at my eyes and .....
Ok, as a hazel eyed, oceanic color changer myself I have to admit that I rather like that mine throw people off and fluster them. Yes, it's normal for a scorpio. The ones I know have pretty much made it a past time to catalog my eye color changes and coinciding moods. For supposedly practical and unpoetic people they can wax amazingly poetic at times.
Ok, as a hazel eyed, oceanic color changer myself I have to admit that I rather like that mine throw people off and fluster them. Yes, it's normal for a scorpio. The ones I know have pretty much made it a past time to catalog my eye color changes and coinciding moods. For supposedly practical and unpoetic people they can wax amazingly poetic at times.
But this is WRONG! You can't do that! You CAN'T summon your employees and "inspect" their "eye color changes" just because you're a Scorpio and you want to do that. It's not RIGHT! It's not FAIR! Where is RABBIT!
That's true. It isn't fair. That's why you have to turn it on him. I'd sit there and stare at him literally cross eyed. BWAHAHAHHA....I'm slightly evil.
I think Rabbit ran off because of the impending drunk panty raid we had planned. Chicken Rabbit, we shall name you now. lol
I think Rabbit ran off because of the impending drunk panty raid we had planned. Chicken Rabbit, we shall name you now. lol
You're amazing. OK, sweetheart, I'm off to bed. Protect the board from the Evil Hun.
hehehe, thanks! It's also why I don't work in close quarters with others. The offices couldn't handle me. I'm far too irreverent and I don't like taking orders.
Good night, sweeet dreams and I shall service and PROTECT!
Good night, sweeet dreams and I shall service and PROTECT!
OK, Scorpios who really REALLY want to annoy Libras? Just "freeze" us for several days, then show up one day and behave as though nothing has happened AND expect us to treat you the same.
P.S. -- It won't work.
P.S. -- It won't work.
It's okay, Rabbit. How're you today?
Posted by RabbitPosted by CreoleGeisha
It's okay, Rabbit. How're you today?
SAD
And when I say SAD I mean seasonal affective disorder.click to expand
Oh dear! *hugs* Do you feel better today?
Neener neener we have sunshine here in sunny california....because sunshine.
Fog, mist, and rain here all day. Hi, Moon Artist!
Posted by Rabbit
I miss Arizona.
I keep having dreams I lived in San Diego.
Who would ever want to live in San Diego?
Posted by MrFirebirdPosted by Rabbit
I miss Arizona.
I keep having dreams I lived in San Diego.
Who would ever want to live in San Diego?click to expand
*nibbles a sliver of king cake and nods emphatically*
Posted by CreoleGeisha
Fog, mist, and rain here all day. Hi, Moon Artist!
Hi Creole! I hear it's freezing in Louisiana so I'm guessing the rest of the south is, too. Break out the hot chocolate and good books.
omg, Rabbit, the fishing a few miles off shore is a blast up and down the San Diego coast! Luckily I don't get motion sick.
Posted by MoonArtistPosted by CreoleGeisha
Fog, mist, and rain here all day. Hi, Moon Artist!
Hi Creole! I hear it's freezing in Louisiana so I'm guessing the rest of the south is, too. Break out the hot chocolate and good books.click to expand
Hey LOL...I just hit Barnes & Noble yesterday.
Posted by CreoleGeishaPosted by MoonArtistPosted by CreoleGeisha
Fog, mist, and rain here all day. Hi, Moon Artist!
Hi Creole! I hear it's freezing in Louisiana so I'm guessing the rest of the south is, too. Break out the hot chocolate and good books.
Hey LOL...I just hit Barnes & Noble yesterday.click to expand
woohoo! I did last week and ordered a book they were out of stock on. Gotta pick it up tonight.
Posted by RabbitPosted by MoonArtist
omg, Rabbit, the fishing a few miles off shore is a blast up and down the San Diego coast! Luckily I don't get motion sick.
Yeah no shit.
*angry face*click to expand
Well, Mr. Angry Face, load the family up, like Impulsiv suggested, and take a vacation.
Posted by MoonArtistPosted by CreoleGeishaPosted by MoonArtistPosted by CreoleGeisha
Fog, mist, and rain here all day. Hi, Moon Artist!
Hi Creole! I hear it's freezing in Louisiana so I'm guessing the rest of the south is, too. Break out the hot chocolate and good books.
Hey LOL...I just hit Barnes & Noble yesterday.
woohoo! I did last week and ordered a book they were out of stock on. Gotta pick it up tonight.click to expand
Good for you. I am always impressed by consumers who buy actual books at B & N.
Well looks like these Spinsters do know how 2 act and be excited like a small girl.
Fabulous !
U r on ur way out off the Spinsters Brigade !
Fabulous !
U r on ur way out off the Spinsters Brigade !
Posted by CreoleGeishaPosted by MoonArtistPosted by CreoleGeishaPosted by MoonArtistPosted by CreoleGeisha
Fog, mist, and rain here all day. Hi, Moon Artist!
Hi Creole! I hear it's freezing in Louisiana so I'm guessing the rest of the south is, too. Break out the hot chocolate and good books.
Hey LOL...I just hit Barnes & Noble yesterday.
woohoo! I did last week and ordered a book they were out of stock on. Gotta pick it up tonight.
Good for you. I am always impressed by consumers who buy actual books at B & N.click to expand
I prefer them! I only like digital books for traveling and vacation.
Posted by RabbitPosted by MoonArtistPosted by RabbitPosted by MoonArtist
omg, Rabbit, the fishing a few miles off shore is a blast up and down the San Diego coast! Luckily I don't get motion sick.
Yeah no shit.
*angry face*
Well, Mr. Angry Face, load the family up, like Impulsiv suggested, and take a vacation.
Vacation already booked. No dice.click to expand
Woohoo! So, what's the problem?
Posted by SilentGhost
Well looks like these Spinsters do know how 2 act and be excited like a small girl.
Fabulous !
U r on ur way out off the Spinsters Brigade !
I apologize, ladies...
but he makes me laugh.
Posted by SilentGhost
Well looks like these Spinsters do know how 2 act and be excited like a small girl.
Fabulous !
U r on ur way out off the Spinsters Brigade !
You need to stop talking about yourself, especially in the form of having multiple personality...it's a little disturbing and it's chasing off the young hotties.
Then you need a vacation NOW and not in Michigan. Someplace sunny and with fishing....or rabbit food.
Bloody blargen! Well, find a creative way to turn your house or your town into some vacation time and pull up your big girl panties....they're drooping. There's your GTF over yourself moment. You're welcome.
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One of his aunts brought me a little decoration to "warm up my desk." It's a lovely woodcarved statue of a couple embracing and kissing, their lower bodies "blended" into one figure.
*rubs eyes, waves hands* There is erotic artwork on my office desk. Right now. I didn't even know he LIKED erotic artwork. This is SO SO SO not right.
I give up. I just freaking give up.