How to Get Rid of a Scorpio in 10 Minutes.

No, I dont know how to do it, I need help on HOW to do it without looking too much like a bitch.
It is only the second week of school and I was having lunch with some friends and scorpio was there, when I saw him I said "he's cute" and he was super nice blah blah.
Ask for some math tutoring, I was joking when I said I would and he could pay me in burgers and he texts later saying "when are you available" so me being nice (WRONG thing to do I have learned) I said I had been kidding but I could try. And then I go over, help him for an hour and leave. Five seconds after I leave the house he texts saying not to get lost (I tend to) and then from then on its been full on.
I don't want a relationship with anyone, and he seems to like to text and today (the third day of meeting him or four, idk) he texts asking if I'm in class, that he is at the library and that he is cold. He says he needs a blanket or someone to hug and I say " Ok call gemini she likes to give hugs" and he says " I should but nah, I know who I want to hug" and I just respond "Haha, thats good. I usually like being cold" and then he goes on a tangent explaining while warmth is good and how it has emotion, blah blah.
Guys, this is too much.
TOO MUCH!
I don't answer and he'll text, he'll wonder who I'm texting, and I feel sufficated by a guy I just met the other day!
GEEZ!
I'm starting to think I'm not a normal cancer cause I tend to like being left the hell alone haha.
I have NO clue what to do, and its really stressing me out, I don't want to have to hide from people!
😢

Just tell him to get the fuk away, he will get that..if he has dignity ofcourse.

either ignore him altogether, tell him you're not interested, or display interest in someone else.

Load gun, aim, fire ...... only takes about 15 seconds.

"or display interest in someone else."

That is dangerous, not with someone like him.

You could also try not responded back to him jokingly, for this makes the suggestion in his mind that you aren't serious about not liking his attention, and that you actually like it, because you respond back with with indications that what he says is funny.


Or, you could just shoot him .. both ways work.

"That is dangerous, not with someone like him."

really? you think so? I think if he sees she likes someone else and not him he may be a little wounded but he will back off. (the whole dignity/pride/ego thing)

well he's not a mind reader is he!!! what's wrong with saying to the guy - "you're cute, i'm flattered, but i'm not interested in a relationship and i thought you should know before you made a total fool of yourself."

text it if necessary.

AnnoyedCancer


You wouldn't happen to be of any relation to AngryScorpio, would you? 😛

i don't have a habit of giving my phone number out to anyone.

and here i was thinking april and roxi were just paper lesbians.

you sure like to eat each other's pussies out in public.

Does your mutual ass kissing behavior extend to strap ons?

Don't worry April, I'll give you 20 minutes to think of a reply. And you get three repartees instead of the normal 2.

Two is normally reserved for those high-school edumucated grads. 🙂

"you're cute, i'm flattered, but i'm not interested in a relationship and i thought you should know before you made a total fool of yourself."

say this minus the part about him making a fool of himself.

Hehe a conversation of a weirdly attached scorpio turns into a weird conversation about...toys, how fitting! 🙂
Scorpsuperior no I am not related, why? Very curious cancer here!
And to ya'll saying that I should ignore, I am TRYING to do that!
He texted around eh 3:30? And I didn't bother to answer, my answers are short and make no sense, and even though me not texting back should say something, he still texts 3 hours later asking what I was doing tonight.
I answered "girls night out with virgo" and he goes on about his friends, blah blah.
Maybe if he hadn't pushed this after like 3(!!!) days...nah, I still would be weirded out by the constant attention.
And I forgot (sorry) who said "I don't give my number to people" well...he asked for me to put it in his phone...but he did that with everyone in our study group that day, I felt it was for educational purposes! 😢
Either way, thanks guys! 🙂
Let's see how long it'll take me to shake him!

20 minutes, two responses.

you are predictable little twit... i mean twat. 🙂

are we getting angry or just predictable as usual, my precious?

"Actually, I wasn't even aware of your presence since I have you on ignore"

copying my posts would suggest otherwise. i think your mental midget upstairs takes just a little longer, but to no avail, since your only "game" is sexual and gay humor.

You sher talk like a locker room jock. Since you're not a guy, I'd assume you were manhandled by a few there. 😉

"Weird how much you watch the clock awaiting my responses."

Quick witter banter is a nice to have that's not possible here.

The other less mentally challenged signs I mess around with don't make me wait nearly as long, baby.

My tolerance for mental midgets has been exhausted for today. Til later dearest. 🙂

sorry, just wanted to expose you for the blatant liar that you are.

You said: "So, when I'm logged in, I don't see your posts."

But in a previous post on the last page (which you may no doubt hide), you wrote

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"Does your mutual ass kissing behavior extend to strap ons?"


Wow, now you really just confirmed how gay you are. This must be your way of asking for it in the @ $ $ .
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Thereby copying part of my post, which wouldn't be possible if in fact could not see my posts.

Why do I care? I don't. Just wanted others to see you for the scumbag liar that you are with no integrity.

But most already know. You're full of shit, saying anything to sound cool even if you blatantly contradict yourself and make an ass of yourself. Which is usually always.

Have a fantastic weekend! Bye now! 🙂

Then ignore him. Stop playing little girl games. Grow up.

'paper lesbians'?

yeah, actually i would agree with that. i think it's fair to say that both fuckina and myself are not lesbians in reality.

which would make you a paper heterosexual.

back to topic. how to get rid of a scorpio?

give him enough rope and he will hang himself.

"And I didn't bother to answer, my answers are short and make no sense, and even though me not texting back should say something"

Perhaps my English is bad but I don't understand this sentence . So did you reply him or not?
I can see you're trying to be nice but your niceness mistook for "playing games" . He now is seeing you as a challenge because you were not firm and direct.Very soon you will be caught in his spider web.You'll be flattered with constant attention.You'll be curious about his "never give up" attitude.You'll be convinved that he is "the sweeetest" guy on the earth...Then when you're about to "fall in" ...you slipped and "fall off" to see his other side...😛

How to get rid of a Scorpio? Send him an email and tell him you miss him. Worked for me!! LOL

Exam, as of yesterday around 6 or around there I stopped texting all together, you guys are right and the short texts showing no interest seem to elude him.
So much so that he even texted at 1am asking how I was.
Mystic dreamer, I'm not exactly sure who your response for (since I skimmed through that argument/debate that was going on lol) but if it was indeed for me, I am not playing "little girl games" and am seeing that me responding as a menthod of being nice is being translated into mush.

"tried and true way to get rid of a scorp..cheat on 'em...however, in doing so, please invest in full body armor, handgun, plenty of ammo, and prepare to relocate under a new identity."

lol..i agree with the 2nd half of that statement! my friend cheated on his scorpio gf to get rid of her and boy did she make his life a living HELL! We're talking full on stalker mode....parking down the street from his house to see who comes and goes, 300+ text messages a day on his cellphone, faking cancer, getting her parents to call him and beg him to come back to her, showing up at his friends' houses uninvited...the whole nine! She actually wore him down enough where he just gave up and went back to her! If this is any indication of how crazy scorpios can get, you are in for a WILD RIDE!

Hehe, Ferdy, I think you may be hitting the very crazy nail on the crazy ass head.
Even though his texts are a few hours apart, and I dont answer ANY, he'll still text.
And I always said I needed a scorp! I rethought that COMPLETELY!

i agree ferdy.

having several scorpios on my hands right now (overwhelming to say the least) i feel as though many here aren't realizing the brevity of the situation.

"either ignore him altogether, tell him you're not interested, or display interest in someone else"

this is horse doo doo. ignore him and he will be turned on. how dare you turn down the god given gift he thinks he is? tell him you're not interested? he'll take that as the perfect opportunity to scheme and concock (sic) ruses to make you think that he is sweet, then once he's reeled you in (perhaps by sharing a tragic flaw or story) he will act like a complete ass, which we all know, can sometimes be kinda hot (let's be honest). if you display interest in someone else, you will certainly affect his emotions and he will not stop thinking about you and how much you hurt him. this will either make him want to take revenge OR he will take that pain and turn it into blind passion.

i could use some help in this realm too. i'm no longer fascinated with the enigma that is the scorpio. those eyes notwithstanding.

"Mine is currently in sulk mode from something HE did to ME. Go fig."


*Empathetically vomiting*

"tell him you're not interested, or display interest in someone else".

BINGO! Doesn't necessarily mean he won't stalk you, but will effectively stop him from contacting you.

m starting to think I'm not a normal cancer cause I tend to like being left the hell alone haha.

you are a "normal" Cancer. Cancers like attention even if they don't like the person. I know a lot of you that get yourselves into trouble by doing this. If you don't want this attention, quit accepting it and/or responding to it.

I think the cut off communication worked out pretty well for me.. maybe to well..

He messed up.. i cut off communication.. he persisted for a week or two and then poof! gone! ..i assume though he's sitting and waiting.. but since it's human nature to want what you don't have i miss him. and so when i finally responded .. he's now the one ignoring me.. what a tangled web we weave. He's probably "teaching me a lesson" 🙂

Clearly "Annoyed"

Tell him you love him. :o Works like a charm.

Seriously tho, considering you are a water sign, you may tend to give him mixed messages, because you don't want to hurt his feelings.

Tell him straight up that you aren't interested. In a text, spare him the embarassment. And don't answer any more texts after that. Cold turkey, no matter what. Blocking his number will help you with that guilt factor. :/

It'll take a little more than 10 minutes, but it'll take.

You don't wanna seem like a bitch? Simple.

Scorpios can't stand it when you come on too strong. They like to be the one who comes on strong.

Every scorpio I've been with as soon as I've ignored them or didn't seem interested they were all up on me. But when I was being sweet and wanting their love and giving them the amount they gave back they would always back off.

Just get really clingy. You're a cancer so I know you can accomplish this.

Good luck 😉

poor guy.