I just bought my first vibrators today.

And for a good price. I feel very accomplished. 😛

Posted by DazedScorp
Congrats. When's the test drive?

No idea to be honest, I've been busy all day and I probably will be tomorrow. But my friends and I went to this "flea market" at a BDSM club, and they were the only things I could afford. The corsets (which I really wanted) would have cost me and arm and a leg.

Posted by DazedScorp
Haha just realized this was on the scorp board. I just bought my first vibrator a month ago...we should start a club.

I felt this was very appropriate on the scorp board lol.

Posted by DazedScorp
This thread makes me not feel so bad for buying that fake pussy. Still bummed that I already broke it though.

Fleshlight? How did you break that? lol

Posted by THEKingofLibra
I should get you a Sybian, Candeh 😛

I always feel like a sybian would destroy my nerve endings lol.

Check out Orchard Corsets online Candeh, sometimes you can catch a good sale on something pretty.

Did you watch that history of vibrators video and get inspired? 😛

My scorpio says hes going to get me one to use on me haha

Huh no disrespect but this isnt for the scorpio board.....we DONOT discuss our sex life in public.
All scorpios I know are ladies in the street but ......feel free to fill in the blanks.

@Dazed scorp...lmao!!!!hahaha!@FemmeScorp...Scorpios know how & love to play but no...we don't kiss and tell...maybe because we generally don't share unless in love even if its with ourselves! Hehehe

Posted by missscorp
@Dazed scorp...lmao!!!!hahaha!@FemmeScorp...Scorpios know how & love to play but no...we don't kiss and tell...maybe because we generally don't share unless in love even if its with ourselves! Hehehe

Yeah right. I know plenty of scorpios that kiss and certainly do tell. You guys just had a post about vibrators. Let the firl have her vibrator post 😛

Posted by FemmeScorpion
Huh no disrespect but this isnt for the scorpio board.....we DONOT discuss our sex life in public.
All scorpios I know are ladies in the street but ......feel free to fill in the blanks.

So are the virgos 😉 It could be my venus in leo though. I'm very private, but when the subject is brought up, I will shamelessly begin speaking about sex or anything risque like that.

And Happykitsune, I made a thread a while back in the misc. forum inquiring the history of vibrators, but I did watch the video!

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Posted by FemmeScorpion
Huh no disrespect but this isnt for the scorpio board.....we DONOT discuss our sex life in public.
All scorpios I know are ladies in the street but ......feel free to fill in the blanks.

So are the virgos 😉 It could be my venus in leo though. I'm very private, but when the subject is brought up, I will shamelessly begin speaking about sex or anything risque like that.

And Happykitsune, I made a thread a while back in the misc. forum inquiring the history of vibrators, but I did watch the video!

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Glad you saw it. I couldn't believe doctors and nurses you'd to give people orgasms o.o *sigh* if only vibrators hadn't been marked as sex toys

Coulda just purchased me instead......

Posted by everevolvingepithet

LMAO

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Posted by missscorp
@Dazed scorp...lmao!!!!hahaha!@FemmeScorp...Scorpios know how & love to play but no...we don't kiss and tell...maybe because we generally don't share unless in love even if its with ourselves! Hehehe

Yeah right. I know plenty of scorpios that kiss and certainly do tell. You guys just had a post about vibrators. Let the firl have her vibrator post 😛

*raises hand* 😛

I'm private about some things, to some people. I'm not so secretive on here because I know none of you knuckleheads know me lol so I can anonymously kiss & tell LOL

and definitely not all scorpios are ladies in the streets. Two words... KAT STACKS (google it)

I was so ashamed to learn that she was one of my own 😢

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Is she a tranny? That looks like a tranny to me. -_-

Posted by dreamer23
No, shes not a tranny. Just a ho. Not your run of the mill ho. She has been with everybody! Mostly rappers..but she was the girlfriend of Bill Maher for a like 2 years. She wrote a book and she told all of her business.

Iunno, maybe her sex change happened before she came to the States and started humping rappers and stuff... I'd be checking that cum-dumpster for ovaries, cuz I'd bet she has a Y chromosome swimming around in there instead! In another 10 years, once she's running low on "rapper fuck" stories... she'll finally release a book about the Big Secret - she was Born A Man! lol

There is nothing wrong with liking, buying, or owning vibrators. I have my stash and I am having a SEX Toy /purse party next month.

Ohhhh, I remember Kat Stacks. She's the worst, but she did have that video of her getting slapped by those guys in the club. Kat Stacks or not, that was terrible.

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Posted by DazedScorp
Congrats. When's the test drive?

No idea to be honest, I've been busy all day and I probably will be tomorrow. But my friends and I went to this "flea market" at a BDSM club, and they were the only things I could afford. The corsets (which I really wanted) would have cost me and arm and a leg.

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i hope it wasn't like a typical flea market, because they do sell secondhand goods, or in your case, sloppy 2nd's 😛

Posted by FemmeScorpion
Huh no disrespect but this isnt for the scorpio board.....we DONOT discuss our sex life in public.
All scorpios I know are ladies in the street but ......feel free to fill in the blanks.

*PROfessional in the sheets

Posted by THEKingofLibra
I hear there is an amendment for that

Stop smoking so early in the week please, wait until Friday to start crackin out thy ol' bong

Lol he said "I got bond money"

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Posted by DazedScorp
Congrats. When's the test drive?

No idea to be honest, I've been busy all day and I probably will be tomorrow. But my friends and I went to this "flea market" at a BDSM club, and they were the only things I could afford. The corsets (which I really wanted) would have cost me and arm and a leg.

you bought a sex toy at a FLEA MARKET? lol

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Lol the boxes were unopened. The only possible hand-me down things were the shoes. It's why I put flea market in quotations because nothing was really a hand me down, just many sellers selling their things in an open market type of style .

Posted by brianafay
Lol he said "I got bond money"

I think he means, he got bond money to get out of jail, in case he might need it . Intimidating her.....

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Posted by DazedScorp
Congrats. When's the test drive?

No idea to be honest, I've been busy all day and I probably will be tomorrow. But my friends and I went to this "flea market" at a BDSM club, and they were the only things I could afford. The corsets (which I really wanted) would have cost me and arm and a leg.

you bought a sex toy at a FLEA MARKET? lol

Lol the boxes were unopened. The only possible hand-me down things were the shoes. It's why I put flea market in quotations because nothing was really a hand me down, just many sellers selling their things in an open market type of style .

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I have bought porn DVD's from the Flea Market (5 DVD's for $ 10). Trust me, the people on these DVD's, not a pretty picture.

Posted by THEKingofLibra
So Candeh how is that 'neck massager' working out for ya? Got any feedback? Pictures? Videos??

At first I wasn't even sure what the fuck you were talking about lol. Neck massager? Is that a new name for these now?

Hey, they get the job done, and that's all that matters. And no pictures or videos. I'm honestly too lazy to even set anything up.

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Posted by DazedScorp
Congrats. When's the test drive?

No idea to be honest, I've been busy all day and I probably will be tomorrow. But my friends and I went to this "flea market" at a BDSM club, and they were the only things I could afford. The corsets (which I really wanted) would have cost me and arm and a leg.

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So you videotape yourself using the new vibrator
and upload it to uploading.com
and post the link with a screencap to 100 p0rn forums
and in about a month you'll have enough money for
the corsets.

and more vibrators.

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Posted by THEKingofLibra
I hear there is an amendment for that

Stop smoking so early in the week please, wait until Friday to start crackin out thy ol' bong

What? He said she could've just purchased him. His black ass. I said there is a 13nth amendment for that. Its slavery, its supposed to be funny!

Fucking bongs.. I wish. I still have some salvia I wanna torch.

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Let torch together...its friday....yeah

Posted by wgamador
So..........any updates?

Vibrators are wonderful things to have in your possession.

You should probably take it easy then... whatever you are doing. 😛

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Posted by Candeh15
You should probably take it easy then... whatever you are doing. 😛

Yeah I rested yesterday and today. Getting a crate of wine tomorrow! Oh its gonna be epic. I'll be like the train from Inception, all up in your shit, splitting threads in half. SHIZZAM!

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You're just a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream....