If YOU Have Been Flagging

your titties are sagging,

still waters has hurt you and made you e-saddened.

not even virgo-libra with her inarticulate, bumbling nagging

could stop stillwaters in e-life and all the chicks he is e-bagging.

come to think of evan_CHAKAkahn

the way how i constantly D'e-masucalte him is just wrong

but he keeps coming back, like with me he wants a gay bond

kahn you latent, homo fag go jump in a pond!

fuck that old duck named dyarstrabe and let HIM stroke your wand.

i don't want any part of your tranny twosome's boy george song.

the FAGS on dxp are more NUMEROUS than china's market share of balls for ping-pong

not to mention the ones who intellectually lag,

and find the humorous in e-tards and their witless comments that display hubris.

oh to the sanctity and betterment of man the likes of such are tumorous.

e-motional army whores like ashleysagstar

couldn't get laid in her trailer-park dive bar

and she think she can have my affirmation when she is FAR from up to par?

HARDY HAR FUCKIN HAR!

a lot of you take this dxp shit way too seriously....

NOW THATS A POEM!

oh my LOL!!!!!!!!

Actually, I think you'd like the writing board StillWaters, its a good way to let things out without coming across as too forward you know? Because its a writing board and you are suppose let all things out over there ^_^. so no one can judge.

fwiw- evan is a sweety.

Yes he is 🙂

DY and Ashley are okay too but its clear that three of you are feuding so eden and I will stay out of it lol -- well, I'll stay out of it.

I like peace and harmony, yes I do 🙂 Its my libra rising and Aqua moon, I can't help it ^_^.

I should post some happy stuff on this thread 😄 What an awesome idea!!!!! 😄!!!

A baby cub 🙂

Pretty 😄

oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

one more oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lol

yummy 😛 One slice, that all I need one slice

hahahaha, Hi OFA 😛

hehehe, sorry ... I get tired of the female Angels, I wanted to post a hot male Angel 😛

this should be my home ...

Mmmm, is that James Franco?

oooo I don't know, I just liked the picture 😄

Now, in order to appreciate the pics SW, you must watch this video and do the sing-a-long to it 😄

Anyone can do it, it will relax you as long as you sing-a-long

Damn Thats An Ugly ....

Where is that waterfall??!! It is so freakin' pretty!! I swear, before I die, I would love to visit a place full of absolute breathtaking adventure, to see nature in its entirety,

OFA 🙂 Without nature my soul become deepened with despair ... you have no idea 🙂 Its like my body craves it ...

If I dated someone like that, I would feel I have to match that! Almost, but not quite...I enjoy my candy and baked goods a little too much for now

If I dated someone like that, holy cow .... lol, and the wings is like a huge turn on 😄

oh the waterfall picture=new computer background 😄

LOLOL!!!

And yeah, the guy is totally hot. I think I have good taste in men 😛

Now we all must understand this very simple concept ...

no matter how different we are, we all come from one common place in the circle of life ....

We should embrace the entity with all of our might and we repeat to ourselves:

Yes we are ...

Yes we are ...

Yes we are ....

LOL, if I dated someone like that, I would be eating sushi regularly...off his navel.

Score! 😄

I had to post one more Angel pic 😛

Hi moon 😄

I like sushi with fake crab 😛

There must be at least one puppy 😄

That Angel is single I'm sure 🙂 Angels can't get married ... I don't think lol

And yeah Ashley fine ^_^.

*******AHHHHHHH!!!!! Bright_eyez! oh you beat me 😄!!!

one more puppy 😛

Bright Eyes is a really good band...with an Aquarian lead singer There's a lot of bands with Aquarian lead singers...hmm!!

Yep, like Incubus 😄

Okay Moon, the one is yours, the golden wing is bright_eyes and the sparkly one is moi's 😉

OFA can have the first angel 😄

I loved him first OFA!!!! lol

mmmm, Brendan...isn't he an Aqua too—

yeppers, I mensioned Incubus above and OFA found a very nice pic of the guy lol

Yes, you might have....But I love him more!!

noooooo ... well, okay fine, you get Brandon while I'll take Justin T 😉 Hahahaha, I gotcha 😛

sweet surrender .....

Reasons? I don't need no stinking reasons.

lol, oooooooooo I believe you two are just likt the photo 😛

"Alicia Witt is. . .ew :/ LOL!!!! i seen her in some movie called "Urban Legends" or something lol."

Whatever. You're just lashing out because she makes you feel unsure of your sexuality. You're Wittophobic.

KingScorpion?

"Thanks, Y...."

I dunno. It was just the first thing I could think of.

I'm not even 100% sure there was a KingScorpion poster, to be honest, though there was probably someone with a sn along those lines.

"I am miffed, Yama....miffed"

Hmm...now that I think about there was this K-something chick who frequented DXP a while back. Konochi? Kunami?

"Kanoochi?? Pfft....where's all the sushi-navel when I need some?"

I have terrible news, abe...Trying to take a swim in the dolphin tank in sea world...sushi-naval, surrounded by a pack of overenthusiastic dolphins met his untimely demise.

RIP, Sushi-naval, we hardly knew ye.

why is it that all the fat chicks instinctively stick up for one another?

case in point:

***OFA 1/3/2009 12:22:48 AM | ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx***

"Nah, SW doesn't know what the hell he is talking about. Ashley is gorgeous! He could never get a girl like her, or even half the dxp girlies. Awww poor guy."

****moon_eyes 1/3/2009 12:30:52 AM | ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx***

"well of course ashely isnt ugly"

sure, ashley isn't "ugly"...says the fat girl, sloppy, bro-ho bitch in your avatar, right?

shouldn't your lard ass be exercising instead of trying to help your local mcdonald's stave off recession by eating breakfast, lunch and dinner there? and by the looks of you moon eyes, you eat A LOT of breafast, LUNCH AND DINNER....

you look like a real slob, but since we are all being honest, i am sure you appreciHATE by forthrightness...

and OFA, PUT DOWN THE DONUT and STEP from your computer...

unless you want to provide me with more material, of course...

i "COULDN"T" get a girl like ashley because my better, higher senses will not allow me to lower my standards to the likes of that which encompass fat, flabby armed, stretch mark laced, stretched out broads like ashleysagstar and mooneyes.......

no way would i ever appear within 10 feet of these women in public, MUCH LESS be SEEN with them!

oh, and mooneyes, before i forget,

***moon_eyes 1/3/2009 12:19:56 AM | ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.xx***

"Lol
and she think should be she thinks
brush up on the grammar lol"

umm, i thought of that and typed it at the same time in like 5 minutes..if you were expecting something more polished and proof-read without typos, maybe you should log off dxp and retire for good...

i have seen much worse here, and if you take it upon your head to be the dxp SPELLCHECKER and grammar bitch from hell, there are waves of halfway literate, barely articulate dxp users need your help in about EVERY THREAD ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD...

i also spelled emasculate as d'e-mascualat or some shit like that, but no surprise a word such as that that doesnt exist would miss your attention!

OFA 1/3/2009 12:00:58 AM | ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx

"The ManAngel picture dude definitely has a smokin' bod

IF I DATED SOMEONE LIKE THAT, I would feel I have to match that! ALMOST, BUT NOT QUITE...I ENJOY MY CANDY AND BAKED GOODS A LITTLE TOO MUCH FOR NOW"

By the way, I've listened to the last TV on the Radio album...they aren't half-bad.

"Another one bites the dust....the cold, wet, chlorinated, feces-saturated dust.

So long, and thanks for all the fish!!"

Well-played.🙂

"Which songs are your favourite(s)?"

Well, I generally don't like choosing favorites before reading the lyrics, but I'm partial to family tree. Golden Age is annoying, and I don't see any lyrics short of genius changing its status.

OFA 1/3/2009 12:00:58 AM | ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx

"IF I DATED SOMEONE LIKE THAT, I would feel I have to match that! ALMOST, BUT NOT QUITE...I ENJOY MY CANDY AND BAKED GOODS A LITTLE TOO MUCH FOR NOW"

another fat bitch to the rescue exposes herself...

fat women are fat because of a reason...

LACK OF SELF CONTROL...

i find that this tends to spill over into other areas in life

*clears throat*

dxp

*clears throat*

Well, it's not quite that bad, now that I'm giving it another listen.

Will you stop spamming our thread, SW?

"Got any recommendations? You never steered me wrong before...I liked the Coin Operated Boy referral- that was awesome...."

You can try Girl Anachronism if you haven't already, by the same band.

OFA 1/3/2009 1:39:29 AM | ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx

"---LMAO!!! Ever hear of a fast metabolism?? If I was any thinner, I would be thrown into rehab. That's a first, buddy"

well hey, ash said she was thin and there and her arms are flabbier than a semi-inflated whoopie cuhion....

if that is YOUR definition of thin, i rest my case...