I've got a crush on a Scorpio Girl...

and was wondering how I could let her know, we met a few weeks back (we work together in the weekends, her behind the bar, me behind the decks) and I notice that she smiles at me a lot and seems too find everything I say funny...we also 'play' around with each other and make jokes and generally seem too vibe off each other well.

It was a look she gave me when I left last night when I said goodbye that made me think, do we like each other?, because I find her quite captivating, she has the loveliest eyes and is really laidback and cool.

I don't know, she has been creeping into my thoughts a bit, I even wrote down waht I like about her and well yeah I do like her.

Just play it by ear?...be cool and see what happens?

I say bring out your heavy gunz.

a little light on what you mean please?, girls hate it when you try it on too soon and I don't want too make that mistake.

Scorp"man"

You are man right? They don't like it be too soon? Hell. I WANT it be TOO soon. If she does not agree, she can bite her nails then all the time.

About that heavy gunz side.

Ask her if she has a minute. Invite her to sit. Then tell her than you know what she does (glaring, looking and so on). Then tell her that she act's agains work ethics that this is againt 234987 law and she should be warned to not to tresspass this again. And if she not, then you will talk to manager and make her lose her job.

When she scares away (or you come up with a different story, I don't care) and runs away, grab her and kiss her.

Scorpman, how long have you known her? I would say, still play it cool..remember its that trying to work each other out phase..let it go on for a bit longer..but if your interested show it in your eyes and your gestures..your a scorp guy, I love u guys to bits..you guys know how to play..

"I love u guys to bits..you guys know how to play.."

How about us? *Sniff.

Lol @ Haffo..me love ya longtime..lol.

"Scorpman, how long have you known her? I would say, still play it cool..remember its that trying to work each other out phase..let it go on for a bit longer..but if your interested show it in your eyes and your gestures..your a scorp guy, I love u guys to bits..you guys know how to play.."

Thanks for that...

If anyone is showing it in her eyes it's her...but I guess I do as well, the playing with each other thing is a sure sign that we dig each other as well and come on is everything I say really that funny?...

I did invite her to a gig I am playing at this weekend and she said oh cool, yeah I will defintely be there.

ha ha

Hey Scorpcrusher...I have offered this same advice on this board before,

If she has shown you that you are woth looking twice at- and actually exchanging words with than you can bet that she has already googled your name, researched your friends and figured out that you have something to hide (gasp!) which is probably what made her interested in you in the first place.

Now, if you want her -than let her know it. Nothing is sexier to a scorp woman than when a man expresses his passionate desire for her- you really don't even have to be stunningly attractive. If you look at her like you have never seen a woman before than she will be entirely drawn to you- just by the fact that you are inexplicaby, undeniably awed by her. BUT this can't be faked- so don't even try-we can see through it insantly, trust me.

I guess, if she is paying any kind of attention to you, you can assume you are being hunted so just quit trying to analyze everything and either enjoy being stalked like an animal (for example: "the scorp look" you got) or try and run and be devoured anyway...

Gluck! And have fun crushing...that is...if she hasn't already crushed you first.

-Schoenetanz (AKA: Scorperella) 😉

Bah...

No one finds my fantasy even funny.

You people are soo rude.lol.

hey haffo- have you thought about mail-order brides? You can even get one that will even clean the house while naked for you, you just have to check off that box on the form.

And please,

don't ask me how I know that^^.

Oh so you dislike me.

Okay.

Though, I find it interesting what ticked you? Jealousity?

You know, I do find it very funny what I do and I do also know that some people like the way I am and I also understand that there are people who would approach neutral to it, but striking back? For what?

I emphatise it again:

Jealousity?

Awwww haffo- I don't hate you! I was just TEASING you 😉 *tucks away stinger*

You can take a little tease can't ya—?

*hands bandaid to sensitive pisces male*

there, there

it'll be okay 🙂

Oh.

Sorry I misunderstood you.

This is electronic board shoene and we can't understand when you serious and when you are joking if you didn't put a smiley at the end of sentence.

And since I didn't see it, I tought you were serious.

Surely teasing is no problem. Heh.

Oh and btw,

I'm quite immune to those stingers🙂 I find it easy to dodge the incoming strikes just like in a matrix movie. (Did I overuse it?WELL who cares.lol)

A slippery and swift fish is a hard target for hulky Scorpio.🙂

Actually I feel sad for staying behind this electronic board. If it were in real life, your apparently stinging words would be ended up me kissing you and there is no escape.

Crazy Walnut Scorpio Female's Weak Points:

prone to sarcasm (sometimes bitter, sometimes teasing-haffo),
jealousy,
an unhealthy gravitation toward power (the evil kind that I only THINK I can handle),
obsessive focus (to the point of shutting everyone and everything else out...like breathing and stuff),
resistance to change (even the good kind),
a vengeful nature,
difficulty harmonizing spiritual love and carnal pleasure,
and
dependence on caffeine- uughh (especially the overpriced variety from the local starfucks).

" prone to sarcasm (sometimes bitter, sometimes teasing-haffo), "

No problem. Bitter sarcasm = sex, Teasing = sex too.

" jealousy, "

Jealousity = sex. Good method to warm up.

" an unhealthy gravitation toward power (the evil kind that I only THINK I can handle), "

It's good to make you THINK that you have power, but that's only a prelude to sex because at the end you will know that what you think and see is just a beginning.

" obsessive focus (to the point of shutting everyone and everything else out...like breathing and stuff),"

Shut whatever you want and whenever you want, I will come back from windows.

" resistance to change (even the good kind),"

If sex is good, then I don't need any change🙂

" a vengeful nature,"

So you gonna play this teasing games in public? Wow, cool. I always wanted to know what police will say.🙂

" difficulty harmonizing spiritual love and carnal pleasure,"

I dont understand what that means, but I'm pretty sure that I will come up with a solution too.

" dependence on caffeine- uughh (especially the overpriced variety from the local starfucks)."

Starfucks.

I see you babe, you are on your right way!

🙂