LADIES

WHEN WE/YOU DRINK TOO MUCH DO WE/YOU DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

MEN HAVE YOU EXPERIENCE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING WITH LADIES YOU HAVE DRANKED TO MUCH.



1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.


2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE
MOVE AROUND.


3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.


4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.


5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.


6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"


7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.


8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.


9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.


10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?).


11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.


12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

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I have done the following and still do it, LOL

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE
MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

not a scorp, but i get that way while at work (and sober) almost regularly.

2, 5, 6 and 12 seem fitting for me.

LMFAO! See that's why I don't drink...wait let me see what traits I do have when I do decide to drink something. Just Number 11 for me...but i don't have to be drunk to do that. I'm naturally silly :p

kris

I am nto thnkiing abuot yuo u nowk wtah I maent.

and from the numbers you have pick I am going to make an ass out of you and me and ASSUME that you are either a geek or gay. LOL

hey i picked two of the same as that person! i'm not gay, i just like to dance to music and claim that EVERY song is my favorite when i'm drunk..lol

I agree with you HP I was actually talking about kris, with that smart azz comment but that is ok.

My main on is jumping up when my favorite some comes on and be the only one on the floor shaking my azz until some man get up enough nerve to dance with me.

Have a good day kris.

oh by the way kris my name is spelled as one word Scorpionlady. Get it right LOL

One thing that wasn't part of that list is our voices tend to get really loud - almost as if everyone suddenly has become deaf and we want to ensure we're heard.

hyper and stupidity don't mix...

"I become even more quiet n introverted when im drunk than when im sober"

Really pluto, when I drink I got a lot to talk about, I am more quiet when I am not drinking.

Right HP,

How about also, leaning on people and saying "I am sooooooooo drunk"

or "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!! I AM FINE"

LOL


Know when I go out drinking I will probably think about my actions. I probably won't have any fun either. LOL

don't forget having the sudden need to hang onto your guy's beltloop - not because you're drunk but because you think it's cute.

Pluto

the Alcohol make you lose your voice. I lose mines to only because I am drunk and screaming and singing really loud. LOL

1,2,4,11,12....now, if you ask my friends, I'm sure they'd add a couple of numbers in there for me. But I seem to have mellowed in my old age- because now I can't drink a beer without feeling sleepy!

HP we need to hang out. LOL

I have never fell down or Earled while out drinking

Have you?

what is earled?

I have never fallen, but that's because I'm hanging onto a belt loop...lol

Throwing up.....gergitating

We call it Earl here in DC

I thought you might ask me that when I typed it. LOL

"I have never fallen, but that's because I'm hanging onto a belt loop...lol"

Well thats a proper way to stay a lady while drinking.... LOL

Hi Scorplady!!! Been missin ya!

I tend to do ALL of those things and more. My worst prob when I'm drunk is I think I'm really smart and start talking religion, politics, history, whatever and think I really know what I'm talking about. BUT, I'm slurring the whole time! Sexy huh?

Hey JP how's it going?

As long as you are having fun, I don't really want to talk about all that but I do have a lot to say.

I remember one time I was at this club called "Chucks & Billies" me my sister and a friend of her's well we was in the club drinking dancing all and this dyke was liking my sister friend and my sister friend pulled out some altos on the middle of the dance floor and I reached in to get on and the dyke pushed my hand back and was like she is my friend I was like girl get real she came with me and I am getting a mint, the girl tried to buck with me I put my hand in her face and was like listen!!! Not tonight, I was so drunk but I was ready to beat the crap out of her I mean give her a serious beat down but my sister male friend held me back and was like it was not worth it but I kept my eye on her all night and the guy was like girl have fun I got your back, I was like you better have my back and my sister was in a corner somewhere missed the whole ordeal and the next day I was telling her and she was like, Where was I? LOL

LMAO

I am usually the loudest, the craziest and number 3 definitely applies!..

I love being drunk

MM I sent you a private message