Make Yourself at Home

I don't like sayings that people carry around and say almost instinctively when they really don't mean it and probably have no understanding of what it really means to speak them. They'll tell you make yourself at home and go on to make you clearly understand that this is not your home and it will never be.

Any other sentences like this you can think of?

"A really weird one is when some people come to your house and they're like "Hey do you have a bathroom, where's your bathroom?" It's like no we shit in the yard lol Of course you have a bathroom but, some people just say it without thinking."

lolol that's too funny! I agree.

Posted by seraph
Pizza delivery guy at the door: Thanks! Enjoy your pizza!

You: Thanks! You too!

:/

Things we say and don't realize.

"Don't be a stranger" while the person saying this makes no effort to maintain the relationship.

When someone is trying to convince you they're committed to something "I'll give you 110% "-- Un huh. 100% is all that's required drama queen.

"Can I bother/bug you for a second?" why would anyone say yes, I want to be "bothered"/"bugged", and do these requests ever last a second? It took you one second to ask the question.

"I don't believe in rules!" Yet, if this were really true you would be making this statement while in a jail cell I'm sure.

Facebook "friends". Seriously, you have 260 "friends"? Better yet, you're still "friends" with every single person that went to your high school and middle school? You're so

Too funny. The guy I was seeing with tons of Scorpio in his chart ALWAYS asked if he could use my bathroom. I started replying "No" after a year of this. Annoyed me. I know every crevice of your body and you still ask if you're allowed to use my toilet— Go outside, sir... haha

Posted by everevolvingepithet
"When someone is trying to convince you they're committed to something "I'll give you 110% "--Smiley Un huh. 100% is all that's required drama queen."

Couldn't have said it better myself 😛

"I'm sorry to hear that." - no, you're not.

"I don't mean to be rude, but..." - you absolutely DO mean to sound rude. Otherwise, you wouldn't have said it.

"Not to sound racist, but..." - let me stop you right there. buh-bye! take care now.

"Keep in touch!" - when they know full well they have no desire to keep in touch.

@Phoenix: True, 100% is all that's required. Good one!

@Scorpiorabbit: Imagine making arrangements to give it back once done. yuk!

@Helium: haha, I'm sure he never ask when he wants to use you 😉

@StingerBaby: I usually say 2 seconds but it's just as bad 😉

@ScorpSuperior: "I don't mean to be rude, but..."