Non-Scorps have hijacked the board (Page 2)

How the heck did Roxi slither away.. Come back chick!! You left in mid sentence

omg, this reminds me of an episode of rob and big (yes i watch it ok? they're funny). rob wanted to find a "nice girl" cause he found some skanky gloves on his dresser. but he came to the conclusion that he will just always attract a DG (dirty girl). he completely rigged the blind date...but it's still funny that you've reached the same conclusion. maybe you're shortchanging yourself as well. the answer lies within. *mmmmmmmmmmmm*

Probably has something like wanting to think I'm a better person than I really am.

I'm not.

I only caught the Rob and Big mini-horse episode where the horse pooped all in the SUV and their apt. That is crazy funny shit!

S R I hate to say it ...but people pick up on it if you dont like yourself. You GET what you GIVE. And if you dont 'think you got much to give' then you get crumbs all your life.

hehhehehehehehehehehehhe. i love 'em cause they do the kinda stuff my close friends and i used to do in HS. pretty small town, got boring. "you make your own fun".

scorpion_rising - good bad better worse. it's all subjective, and it's aaaaaallllllll relative. showing love to the hoebags of the world does not make you a bad person. but. a lot of people like to believe they're "better"/nicer than they really are...so if you're not one of them, it gives me a warm feeling in my heart.

That can get trite too. Not into bar chicks if you know what I mean. Gets tiring. And once you get to know how crazy they are, you want to sleep with them even less....

well what is your problem? you don't want the uprights, you don't want the skanks...what are you gonna do, settle for someone "average"? hot damn, you really are doomed.

I'm complicated and easily bored.

And I'm a difficult prick.

There are several options here. Carbon monoxide poisoning. Heroin OD. Walking in front of busy highway.. j/k 😉 Nah all you gots to do is change your lens. Sounds like you could use a makeover...an INTERNAL one. Not a new haircut. THen you will get all kinds of new chics, that will keep you company, you will feel less alone and more loved and you might could find your soulmate who knows.

Odios. Good luck with the punani

*raised eyebrow*

@ the difficult prick comment

"Most people don't know what they want, and the reason is because most don't know who they are."

The lovely MsP. You seem fairly astute. What do you make of me?

Rox, you would totally blow out the MILF sales. But you already knew that. 😛

That is funny. I bet you learned alot about the biz by ur hands on editing. My cap keeps joking that he has hermaphrodite porn and If Id like to watch it. I say no. But I am curious if it exists.

I want to know if women can really 'squirt' or if that is just a myth. I am not that talented.

Ms Pisces are you really P-angel?

I can't even gauge me either.

As for a front, no I'm really a dickhead.

Ms Pisces are you really P-angel?

lol, oh boy...

SR First step is to recognize it! So what you want to be a dickhead then be a dickhead. I saw George Carlin comedy last night and he is quite the dickhead hah

Just come clean hahah!!! I think you already have but I request confirmation

"So what you want to be a dickhead"

Not wanting, just is. I've got too much energy & aggression and verbal barbs for my own good. Would you like some? 🙂

Roxi do you remember a long time ago when me and Mike did an impromptu ROXI & Mike sex reel ha ha that was funny

Thanks but I have plenty-o-penis on demand with cap when I hold him hostage that is...err he's not quite as sexual as me BUT he suffices.. and then I always have my BOB if I need extra

I can't imagine woman enjoying the experience of being in a gonzo porn movie, no matter how fucked up in the head she is.

On NightLine, they recently had a porn debate with Ron Jeremy. A former porn director who is now against it describes how viewers don't see these girls in fetal positions sucking on their thumbs between scenes. Certainly, a standard sex scene with one other partner wouldn't be enough to induce that type of shock and awe.

I DO NOT GET THE POINT IN FISTING>>? I guess if the girl gets off to be subservient.. Not me I like to emasculate my men.. well sometimes that is

marchgirl: female ejaculation is a myth imo. i thought we had this out somewhere else. it's urine love - if a guy wants to confuse that with an orgasm off the richter scale, then you gotta have sympathy really.

Yes BUt I have actually beared witness to the projectile secretions. How, possibly can they fake that? Unless they have some hidden squirt gun underneath her thigh?

Think about it us girls can not projectile urine ...can you? I cannot. It shoots like ten feet

SR yes they must get numb to it. Money whores.. Or maybe they are nymphomanics.

just like mes=hoes🙂

okay fine good .. Why do you think Im ALV? hah

Im insulted !

Its cool.. But really I am not.

Ya who is ALV? I dont know I dont care but she is not I!

Ms P how are you doing? And your hubby.. Any new installments as of lately.

whoa, MsP, are you married?

So there is still hope for us?

:: longingly ::

LOL!! vwhaaaaaateva floats ur boat

she don't want you...

nah, j/k

OSG that has got to be THE Most revolting photo. I hope my kid shoots me if I ever end up looking like that. And she seems so proud. Shivers

LMAO...

and she still hangin on the them silicone titties...

"LOL!! vwhaaaaaateva floats ur boat"

Don't be jealous. I have no idea what MsP looks like, but she emits a very confident and positive vibe. Very appealing.

Cheers to you. Shhhh....don't tell Sea though.

Ms P ...."I must have labored under a misaprehension"

(That is from Bridget Jones diary)

Colin Firth said that I go* damn lov* him

Hahah I am phoenetically challenged today as well.

Colin Firth said that AND I go* damn lov* him

"dyrstrasse in a gimp mask that what planted in my subconscious a few weeks ago by mr scorpio-rising himself"

Did I mention he's got a potbelly?

once again, my dickhead-ness shines through

:: hanging head in shame ::

gimp mask... I prefer the latex bag erotica where you suck oxygen thru a straw.

In any event...

I feel like I have MORE than contributed my ration to Dxp for today. Im going to go exfoliate my epidermis, mr cap shall be here shortly.

Ciao

Drinking water (method 3) with the paper towel has always worked for me. Burping induces hiccups.

Scorpio wants to be like Aries and Aquarius.
Oh, and I hear and personally testify that many Virgos are much more intriguing than Scorpios. They also have a lot under the surface.

Yeah, Aries is the most appealing sign, I hear. Aquarius is second, and the list goes onward.
Scorpios are cool, but they don't light up a room the way Aries, Leo, or some other signs could.

Then what do they care about?