Premeditated murder flowchart

I especially enjoyed the "It kind of made sense at the time" bit.

I like the "forget it. Just...Forget it." . 🙂

Don't have sex with corpse

Congratulate yourself on your self-restraint

He forgot his old password. lol

I have so many passwords, so many combinations, I can't keep up with them all!

And I don't write them down. It's the letters I lose, not the numbers. For some reason, I remember numbers even when I don't want to...

~ ramble over ~

*no comment

Are you okay?

I think he might've unwittingly detonated a land-mine full of stupid.

lol.

What happened tonight negative?

oh wow, sorry for your loss. Hows your sister doing??

You shouldnt drink it away though.

wtf!? ...trust it wont happen again.

sknaht on.

.tghin doog