Andalusia
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So my Scorpio (ex)
Posted by ArkansassyPosted by AndalusiaI need to know what kind of toys these are before I make a decision on what to say..
Gave me sex toys and then went awol.
I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!click to expand
Posted by The_Mad_HatterLolPosted by AndalusiaGo fuck yourself
Gave me sex toys and then went awol.
I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!click to expand
Yep pretty much 😂
“Dear HEADASS,
You’re a Scorp male so therefore,
YA MOMS A HOE”
You’re a Scorp male so therefore,
YA MOMS A HOE”
Posted by SunsetvirgoNah.. Too much. Good. But too much.
“Dear HEADASS,
You’re a Scorp male so therefore,
YA MOMS A HOE”
I have to haunt him on and off forever and dissing his mom would be crossing the line.
Although she's a cancer and i do partly blame her for the way he is.
Posted by AndalusiaUnderstandable. How aboutPosted by SunsetvirgoNah.. Too much. Good. But too much.
“Dear HEADASS,
You’re a Scorp male so therefore,
YA MOMS A HOE”
I have to haunt him on and off forever and dissing his mom would be crossing the line.
Although she's a cancer and i do partly blame her for the way he is.click to expand
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Posted by AndalusiaNot sure what this is exactly but definitely looks appropriate to the season. I feel a "Happy Easter" card would pair nicely with this, and maybe hide it and ship it to him inside a pink peeps basket:Posted by ArkansassyPosted by AndalusiaI need to know what kind of toys these are before I make a decision on what to say..
Gave me sex toys and then went awol.
I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!click to expand
Posted by Arielle83☝️I concur. Plus I heard it’s not very Scorpio-like to resort to toys. Idk if that’s true or not having a Scorp Venus I likely likey a little variety in this dept.Posted by Squishy_MarshmallowPlus if you can't get off without a partner, even with toys, sucks to be you.Posted by Arielle83+1
Weird.
I'd totally keep them.
My pleasure>spite
And sending them would make her seem bitter...click to expand
Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeI think I found it:Posted by AndalusiaHow does this contraption workPosted by ArkansassyPosted by AndalusiaI need to know what kind of toys these are before I make a decision on what to say..
Gave me sex toys and then went awol.
I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!click to expand
Posted by The_Mad_HatterPerfect.Posted by AndalusiaGo fuck yourself
Gave me sex toys and then went awol.
I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!click to expand
Um...
....I'd keep them. 😂
....I'd keep them. 😂
Posted by The_Mad_HatterHahaha...thisPosted by AndalusiaGo fuck yourself
Gave me sex toys and then went awol.
I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!click to expand
Or send them to his mother
😆
Posted by LePetitFiskOh I never said I didn't give a fuck 😛Posted by FantumHilarious though
But seriously, OP, don't be petty. No need to poke a Scorpio beehive.click to expand
Send a thank you note, tell him it's working great with your new lover. Then try it out because those are fun times! Virgo logic...
I've already used it with the ex though. Toys are one thing i don't believe in recycling.
Posted by Andalusia
Gave me sex toys and then went awol.
I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!
Depends on your main objective.
To get a rise out of him, no note.
To tell him to "fuck off", no note.
Posted by Squishy_MarshmallowPosted by Arielle83+1
Weird.
I'd totally keep them.
My pleasure>spite
And sending them would make her seem bitter...click to expand
There is no "seeming" bitter about it. I think it's clear, especially when she can just toss it and call it a day.
Melly, knows I ❤ her "I'm salty-sex toy returning" a** though.
Posted by The_Mad_HatterWe’ve got a winner!!! Hands down! LmaoPosted by AndalusiaGo fuck yourself
Gave me sex toys and then went awol.
I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!click to expand
🤝
Posted by Squishy_MarshmallowPosted by PhoenixRisingPosted by Squishy_MarshmallowPosted by Arielle83+1
Weird.
I'd totally keep them.
My pleasure>spite
And sending them would make her seem bitter...
There is not "seeming" bitter. I think it's clear, especially when you can just toss it and call it a day.
Melly, knows I ❤ her "I'm salty-sex toy returning" a** though.
Lmao
I feel if she wants to connect with him, a racy/boudoir style pic with the toy lying around or peeping out may work...
Anyways my seduction skills are zero 😐
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Yeah, we've had this discussion already. And no your skills aren't zero. Try it on your Scorp when he's get's weird and distant.
Lol, Melly send a pic of you holding a knife threatening to cut the bunny's ears off.
Okay, I'm of no use in this thread....just throw it away Mel.
Posted by Squishy_Marshmallow
My Scorp?
😐😢
Um:
Posted by Squishy_Marshmallow
Idk if we are dating but somehow he tricked me to say yes to be his gf!!!
Cunning!! So cunning...
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Perhaps I misundestood this?
Posted by PhoenixRisingI should mail it to him... at work.
Okay, I'm of no use in this thread....just throw it away Mel.
Posted by PhoenixRisingCorrect. There is no "seeming" bitter; I *am* bitter.Posted by Squishy_MarshmallowPosted by Arielle83+1
Weird.
I'd totally keep them.
My pleasure>spite
And sending them would make her seem bitter...
There is not "seeming" bitter. I think it's clear, especially when you can just toss it and call it a day.
Melly, knows I ❤ her "I'm salty-sex toy returning" a** though.click to expand
This idea of mine will more than likely get scrapped though. I just like the plotting aspect of it. I more than likely won't spend the money on the postage or the spite.
Posted by AndalusiaPosted by PhoenixRisingCorrect. There is no "seeming" bitter; I *am* bitter.Posted by Squishy_MarshmallowPosted by Arielle83+1
Weird.
I'd totally keep them.
My pleasure>spite
And sending them would make her seem bitter...
There is no "seeming" bitter. I think it's clear, especially when you can just toss it and call it a day.
Melly, knows I ❤ her "I'm salty-sex toy returning" a** though.
This idea of mine will more than likely get scrapped though. I just like the plotting aspect of it. I more than likely won't spend the money on the postage or the spite.click to expand
I didn't think so. It's nice to play with ideas.
Remember:
Scorp 201: Secrets and Skeletons
Article 2, section 1
Posted by The_Mad_HatterThis, nothing else needs to be said lolPosted by AndalusiaGo fuck yourself
Gave me sex toys and then went awol.
I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!click to expand
I agree with the "go fuck yourself" and mailing it back to him at work!!
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I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!