St. Paddy's Day RANT (like you all care)

All of my friends (...all 2 of them) are in bed by ten. So uh yeah...I can't complain to them so I guess I just gotta rant through this thing and post my misery here...lucky you...(sarcastic there k?)

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I just can't sleep because I am so sick of this damn schitty. It's St. Paddy's day...or rather (as it should be called around here) St. Knuckleheadfecktardus Day and they are so flippin loud and wasted right now that I want to throw a fire cracker onto the balcony outside my apt so that I can watch their freakin "yah dude" faces shred as their beers spill out all over the bloody deck.

I'm aiming for the white hats...they stand out really well in the dark.

Now, I happened to have had a very stressy day at work fending off Friday-hyper ankle biters who can't tie their own damn shoes laces yet! AND I was short a staff member due to illness...just kill me right there- I prolly already got whatever she has. AND I was the ONLY one in the whole school who didn't wear green or some stupid clover pin or some shit like that. Don't think I didn't get grief for that one! So,

I would like to get some rest now PUHlease. I wouldn't mind so much if I could sleep in but I have to get up sooo early SAt. morn. AND oh shite! Itsaturdaymorn ALREADY. A FEW drinks after work are A-Okay for me...I really don't need to get shitfaced in order to celebrate St. Paddy. They will not SHUT UP. As if Fri/sat nights around here aren't bad enough to begin with-

Now, they really think it's THEIR holiday around here. And boy are they are right! (No offense to the good "top-o-the-mornin-to-ya" mostly decent, sober Irish) Unfortunately, this city is made up of a good 50% white, irish catholic, racist bigots who are actually PROUD of their heritage and prouder when drinking. The other 49% are students. Go figure. It gets even LOUDER when the bars let out.

I have tried the "if you can't beat 'em join 'em" thing. Not good. I can't join 'em I really can't. I refuse to get schnokered out in date rape country. I can't (being as watery as I am) drink alone either- under any circumstance...ever, ever again...

I guess I should go get a coffee. I'm prolly gonna be up for a while. *Shaky fingers tap away at the key board.* The lease ends in June...I don't know if I will be able to make it. I really don't.

*no leprechauns were harmed during the writing of this rant (though I really, really thought about it)

Well, while I'm at it...

I wish I had a hermit crab, my feet are freezing and I there are no more girl scout cookies left...I just ate the last one...damn this sux.

lol
what is ur sign

ooooooh someone's up! Hiya beautiful...I too am a beautiful scorpion

Lol heeeey *hugs* You are not as beautiful as I am though 🙂
jk How ya doin

schoenetanz

"I'm aiming for the white hats...they stand out really well in the dark."

truer words never said
but eggs work much better
and if you want to inflict some serious harm boil them and leave them in the freezer for 2 hours

i live next to nightclub and the drunks dont annoy me much as when they dump all the beer bottles in the trash and all you get is this nonstop chorus of clanking and broken glass

good thing their gonna tear down that nightclub and build a bmw dealership

and didnt st. patrick say pride was sin?

"You are not as beautiful as I am though"

Hehe, thanks for the total sign-affirmation-
I have NO doubt as to your Scorpioness! (or your prettyfulness for that matter) : )

Ill man- I have lived with the clanking also...worst is when they chuck 'em out the window and they all land in YOUR parking spot.

BMW dealership though- *low whistle* is yer place being yuppified? that can sometimes be worse...

2:10 AM

Okay, I'm boiling the eggs.

schoenetanz

"Ill man- I have lived with the clanking also...worst is when they chuck 'em out the window and they all land in YOUR parking spot.

BMW dealership though- *low whistle* is yer place being yuppified? that can sometimes be worse..."

i have an underground parking lot 🙂
and i live on the 12th floor

remember throw with your wrist not with your arm

i like ina yuppie neighbor hood

i live in a ghetto building rich white(no pun intended, wit as in british not german)part of town.sad but true

and bmws usually mean your daredevil types moved in. mercedes benzs mean yuppises moved in.

Well. it seems to be relatively quiet around here now...I think all the Paddytards are still too hung over to start on another bender. WOOOOheeee- I might actually get to sleep tonight...that is, if my filthy subconscious doesn't keep me up. It DOES that. *sigh-pressing on temples*

Least I can sleep in : )

I am saving those frozen eggs though...will prolly need 'em next week.

Oh sag- I only wish a hermit crab could cure my cold feet. I hate the winter : ( itsagoodthing that heat is free though. but no matter how cold I get, I will never EVER boil a hermit crab to induce warmth.

There is however, a complicated yet savory recipe, that requires extract of hermit crab and julienne carrots, that might interest you.

wear socks

I DO wear socks! *distressed look* I happen to have very warm "high-tech" socks but they can't do much for my poor little tootsies if my core body temp is low. I'm quite lizardy- in that i don't generate my own body heat.

The doc says its 'cause I have poor circulation. I could tell he was trying to be nice because he didn't say "whoa- you have one muthafeckin cold-ass heart, beeATCH"

dancing queen

"I DO wear socks! *distressed look* I happen to have very warm "high-tech" socks but they can't do much for my poor little tootsies if my core body temp is low. I'm quite lizardy- in that i don't generate my own body heat.

The doc says its 'cause I have poor circulation. I could tell he was trying to be nice because he didn't say "whoa- you have one muthafeckin cold-ass heart, beeATCH"

your doctors a moron becausei dont understand how a dancer/fencer has poor circulation

anwyay wear double layer socks

It really sux- but unfortunately, it has nothing to do with being in motion. Its called Raynaud's disease- its not really rare er anything ( waaa 🙂 I'm not special).

Sometimes, even if itslike 65 degrees my pinky toe will go all white and corpsy- more than usual anyway... (it looks really sick) and it will spread through my toes. ANd it really is VERY difficult to dance if you cannot feel yer toes.

This also (although very occasionally) happens to my pinky fingers. The first time it happened I freaked out and thought I had necrotizing fasciaetis *no spellin' that one* or some freaky shit like that. Lordy. I thought I was going to have to have it amputated.

But double-layer socks are actually really all I can do. Thanks for the tip anyway...*glares at bulky wool sock feet resting on the coffee table*

At least I was born with a face.

wear some sandalwith the socks and your feet should be warm
or puchase a foot bath thingy

"At least I was born with a face."

which your reluctant to show

yer damn right I'm lucky! did you see that program on the Disc. Health chan. "the girl who was born without a face" ?

If you see that little girl- ya, you will say "at least I was born with a face" EVERY SINGLE DAY

Btw- did you try that recipe yet?