The office reveal... 'Outed' as a Scorpio

Somehow the office got onto the subject of sun signs, and I am of course a scorp...
Actually hilarious seeing the reactions on a couple of faces!

The office dynamics are:
1x Male Aqua
1x Male Cancer
1x Male Leo
1x Male Virgo

2x Female Scorpio (me incl.)
1x Female Taurus

The crab man immediately started 'looking up' the scorp traits to figure out how to deal with us and the Aqua revealed that he'd been married to one for too long and his advice was just to run...!
The Leo just basked in his birthday glow.
The Taurus and the Virgo continued working... 😛

I think I saw the whites of the little Cancers eyes... 🙂
He also remarked that the Aqua has his back to both of 'us' and that was asking for trouble... whatever must he've discovered in that little google search?

Posted by Neurotoxin

Posted by MellyMel909

Posted by Neurotoxin
I work with far too many Gemini and Libras.

Only the Pisces guy and the Scorp gal are as miserable as I am.

Only because you don't work with any Virgos. Air signs make my eye twitch. I love 'em; but twitch none the less.

Great...so I can go from "I can't make a decision" and "OMG I so like talking to you about everything cuz you're like so deep and oh did I tell you about my cat, his name is Derpy and OH LOOK A BUTTERFLY......"

To

"Are you stupid? These documents were not stapled in my preferred manner..."

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bahahahahaha... 😛 Totes!

Hi Melly! 🙂

My Virgo coworker is called the 'Oracle'... he knows everything and everyone!
Its awesome really. Makes my life much easier.

Except when he spots a mistake (??!) and calls out 'fail' across the office. Then I want to staple gun his ears to the desk 😐

Posted by Neurotoxin

Posted by LilliLou
Hi Melly! 🙂

My Virgo coworker is called the 'Oracle'... he knows everything and everyone!
Its awesome really. Makes my life much easier.

Except when he spots a mistake (??!) and calls out 'fail' across the office. Then I want to staple gun his ears to the desk 😐

Damn that's brutal.

Can I watch?

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Of course you can!
Bring popcorn? 🙂

^^ was it a money counting table then... 😛

2 female scorpios? either the virgo or the leos gonna get laid

Posted by Neurotoxin
Seriously though I'd rather work in an entire office of Virgos.

the virgo guys at my job (one a full virgo, other on the virgo-libra cusp) really get under my skin. I dont know what it is about virgo guys. i must be allergic

Posted by HungVirgo
2 female scorpios? either the virgo or the leos gonna get laid

Lol

i love it when i find out colleagues' signs.

i work solo-ish now, but i used to work in an office... working with aquas, leos, scorpios, virgos, geminis and aries were my faveskies ...male or female. in my experience they were no drama, *fun* when appropriate, yet knew how to cut the crap and get to business.

Posted by HungVirgo
2 female scorpios? either the virgo or the leos gonna get laid

haha... actually its the scorp lady and the aqua who flirt up a storm! that aqua just doesn't learn!!! 🙂

oh... but the virgo is my office husband- his wife is totally okay with me bossing him around 😉