what do you think?...... (Page 2)

grab the kittie by the tail and swing it over the top of your head and then throw his azz

One lion actually opens his mouth to roar and all that comes out is a scratchy meow.

juwanapla: "What's wrong cat, scorp pierced your tongue?"

kittie is know speechless trying to holler for his friends but they are all trapped by the scropion as she continues to sting them in there asses, meow meow meow, pussy

*JP sees a cat pouncing her way. There he is coming down on the nut. WAIT!! Is that the scorps tail coming out? It is! JP gets it out in time for the big dumb cat to impale himself on.*

"You big lumbering idiot. Did you really think you could pounce on me? Feel my poison!"

*JP licks her finger and touches her stinger--SIZZLE*

ROFL...This is free entertainment...go you nuts!

as the darkness hits the scorpions looks around to see if any more stupid ass kitties are lurking around...wait look I see something oh damn it a Crappy Cappy...what do say guys should we get them...all the kitties ran away or are dead..

Just steal one of their wallets. They'll come running. Your call.

right, they work hard for the money..ok lets surround them DB you go right JP you go left...i will jump on him and we will sting him 3 times... ready set go.

*Scorplady has one crab pinned and is repeatedly jabbing him in the eye with her stinger*

Crab: "Dude, help me!"

Other crab: "Help yourself man, it's all about me!"

I mean Cap duh-Killed the drama. Sorry!

who are we verbally abusing know....JP made us lose...did she fall in love with the enemy

*hanging my head in shame*

You all fought a valiant fight!!!! I will not let you down next time! DB, go have fun with one of the cheerleaders (I know I would) and Scorpionlady, party like a rockstar. I must walk off into the sunset........

and go to work. YUCK! You've been entertaining. Catch up with you later.

ok, I'm going to go cry now. You all would probably win at the verbal abuse anyways since I am only good at it when I have a reason to be. ::runs::

I missed out on all the fun 😢

*takes elephant gun and...*

uhgg

my mind is in the gutter 2nite

I need help

hehehe toooooooo late *snatches bottle 'o' pills from sb and skipps away*

don't worry Dr. Koala knows my medication...

but I dose myself!!! HAAAAAAAHahahah

*pops two pills*

hmmm, tastes like eucalyptus...

and

WALNUTS—??

wtf is going on here! Are these placebos!!!! *does angry fisty wavey monkey jumpy uppy downy thing*

I want my money back!

^^^^^^haaha DB I really did write that before I saw your post...sugar pills...I knew it!

Heyyyyyy DB - you wouldn't be sharing private patient info with others?? Would you—? *coughing chokey sounds* AhhegckghSssB

*throws self against padded wall*

hmmm

this will be an interesting night for sure...

*chokes on sock and is slightly turned on* whoa...dejavu

I hope sb makes a damn good nycockquil!

2 measures of Nyquil (no cvs generic brands either- I want the real shit)
2 measures of pure icelandic vodka
1 measure of triple sec
1 measure of cranberry juice


don't ask me how I know this is good


no really


I can't talk I have A SOCK IN MY MOUTH

night? work? are you a security guard or sumptin—

uhhhg I'm sure you will hear all about it tomorrow...

that is

if tomorrow EVER COMES

*gets hysterical and repeatedly throws self against padded wall*

thank GOD for padding 🙂

paranoia seeps in as white walls become whiter...

schoene continues to post messages to herself on dxp even though everybody has left...

she imagines that people are responding and everybody is having a great time...


but the board is really empty

and she is so very, very alone


😢

HI EVERYBODY!

every-body??

?

WEEPING WILLOW (the Melancholy) - beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.

...crap

Juwanapla here, ready for action, SIR!

*Salutes, ready to win the next battle. But puzzled. No one is here. Where is the action?*

*looks around, desert is desolate. No sound except an eagle flying ahead making a lonesome, desolate cry*

Where are my warriors? In peaceful sleep in other time zones. Isn't that just my life! One day I may just make the connection and find the one to keep my interests peak.

Good game guys and gals

Scorpion lady : topazwomen you are the Chestnut Tree? you have more of the (honesty) people use to tell me I was to honest I was like hell they as for the truth I have no reason to lie.

I just did not follow that...

oh my bad I was just saying that when people tell me I am to honest I would say I have no reason to lie.

Oh yes, I do understand TOTALLY. Same here too.

I AM A WALLNUT TREE. YES

Lol @ Scorpion king..

What's up Scorpion King? Welcome Aboard to The Board.

Elliot..you sound all powerful and authoritarian..even on the board you have a presence..whats the deal? Why do I go weak at the knees just seeing your name!..

"Elliot..you sound all powerful and authoritarian..even on the board you have a presence..whats the deal? Why do I go weak at the knees just seeing your name!.."


Coz he's Elliot 😉 I even go weak at my hands.. Very difficult to use my keyboard if I see that name.. I gotta close my eyes to be able to write something here 🙂

Lol scorpion king aka Anthony! he followed me here! lmao joke