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@juwanapla
20 Years1,000+ Posts

*JP sees a cat pouncing her way. There he is coming down on the nut. WAIT!! Is that the scorps tail coming out? It is! JP gets it out in time for the big dumb cat to impale himself on.*

"You big lumbering idiot. Did you really think you could pounce on me? Feel my poison!"

*JP licks her finger and touches her stinger--SIZZLE*

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@Scorpionlady
20 Years1,000+ Posts

as the darkness hits the scorpions looks around to see if any more stupid ass kitties are lurking around...wait look I see something oh damn it a Crappy Cappy...what do say guys should we get them...all the kitties ran away or are dead..

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@juwanapla
20 Years1,000+ Posts

*Scorplady has one crab pinned and is repeatedly jabbing him in the eye with her stinger*

Crab: "Dude, help me!"

Other crab: "Help yourself man, it's all about me!"

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@juwanapla
20 Years1,000+ Posts

You all fought a valiant fight!!!! I will not let you down next time! DB, go have fun with one of the cheerleaders (I know I would) and Scorpionlady, party like a rockstar. I must walk off into the sunset........

and go to work. YUCK! You've been entertaining. Catch up with you later.

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@schoenetanz
20 Years5,000+ Posts

*pops two pills*

hmmm, tastes like eucalyptus...

and

WALNUTS—??

wtf is going on here! Are these placebos!!!! *does angry fisty wavey monkey jumpy uppy downy thing*

I want my money back!

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@schoenetanz
20 Years5,000+ Posts

I hope sb makes a damn good nycockquil!

2 measures of Nyquil (no cvs generic brands either- I want the real shit)
2 measures of pure icelandic vodka
1 measure of triple sec
1 measure of cranberry juice

don't ask me how I know this is good

no really

I can't talk I have A SOCK IN MY MOUTH

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@schoenetanz
20 Years5,000+ Posts

uhhhg I'm sure you will hear all about it tomorrow...

that is

if tomorrow EVER COMES

*gets hysterical and repeatedly throws self against padded wall*

thank GOD for padding 🙂

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@Illmatic
20 Years1,000+ PostsPisces

WEEPING WILLOW (the Melancholy) - beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.

...crap

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@juwanapla
20 Years1,000+ Posts

Juwanapla here, ready for action, SIR!

*Salutes, ready to win the next battle. But puzzled. No one is here. Where is the action?*

*looks around, desert is desolate. No sound except an eagle flying ahead making a lonesome, desolate cry*

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@juwanapla
20 Years1,000+ Posts

Where are my warriors? In peaceful sleep in other time zones. Isn't that just my life! One day I may just make the connection and find the one to keep my interests peak.

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@topazwoman
20 YearsCapricorn

Scorpion lady : topazwomen you are the Chestnut Tree? you have more of the (honesty) people use to tell me I was to honest I was like hell they as for the truth I have no reason to lie.

I just did not follow that...

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@sweet&sour
20 Years1,000+ Posts

"Elliot..you sound all powerful and authoritarian..even on the board you have a presence..whats the deal? Why do I go weak at the knees just seeing your name!.."

Coz he's Elliot 😉 I even go weak at my hands.. Very difficult to use my keyboard if I see that name.. I gotta close my eyes to be able to write something here 🙂