who else got this?

From: faithco
Date: 11/2/2006 7:24:52 PM
Subject: From Faith Wember


From Faith Wember
Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire
West Africa.
My private email: faith_wem004@yahoo.com
My Dear ,
Greetings !
Kindly accept my apology for sending unsolicited mail to you.I believe you are a respected personality, considering the fact that I got your contact through a member of the site.(www.dxpnet.com)
I am Miss Faith Wember , I inherritated an important sum of money from my late father who was a prominent Gold and Cocoa marchant who died in recent crisis here in Cote d'Ivoire. My mother died when I was a little child in the year 1986. I wish to request for your assistance in investing this money in lucrative venture under your directives and guidiance in your country as my father suggested investment on real estate before his untimely death.
I want you to assist me for the transfer of this sum of Nine million two houndred thousand United State Dollars. (USD9.200,000)to your account in your country hence I will give you the contact of the bank where the money is so that you can contact them immediately and discuss with them since I do not know much about financial issues.
I will gladly give you some resonable percentage from the total sum for your assistance while I pray that you do not betray me at last.
Please it is important you contact me immediately for more clearification on the next step for smooth conclusion .
Awaiting your immediate response and God bless you.
Reply through my email address: faith_wem004@yahoo.com
Yours Sincerely,
Faith Wember

I bet theres some stupid old bastard out there somewhere who will fall for it!

I considered responding "As an attorney I can tell you the you are proposing a criminal conspiracy with me as the idiot" but then I figured people are smart enough to ignore.

LOL @ lady

http://www.snopes.com/crime/fraud/nigeria.asp
Go here. It explains this fraud.

"I considered responding "As an attorney I can tell you the you are proposing a criminal conspiracy with me as the idiot" but then I figured people are smart enough to ignore."

hahaha... how about death threats? people who try to fuck others over with that kind of shit are probably not the nicest 😉


"I bet theres some stupid old bastard out there somewhere who will fall for it!"

how true!


you know, i haven't been around for quite a while and now i get back on dxp to find some old friends and say hi, i find this in my mail box. it really pissed me off!!! i want nice mail, not that crap!!!!!!!!!

hi bling 🙂

"and me" what— hi chocolate 🙂

hi everyone!

Funniest email ever.
My favorite tidbit:
"Kindly accept my apology for sending unsolicited mail to you.I believe you are a respected personality, considering the fact that I got your contact through a member of the site.(www.dxpnet.com)"

rofl

Oh but this site IS well respected. 😛

ooooh YES! i am a respected personality! can i kindly and rather respectfully kick your unsolicited ass? HAHAHAHAHA...

"Oh but this site IS well respected."

Suuuuure it is.

i respect the site. massive respect! AAAAAAAY!

LOL @ LS

oh nonono! don't share! choccie, if you actually manage to receive that money you absolutely fcuking do deserve every single cent of it because it would mean you had to kill someone for it 😉

i really do respect the site. but i'd massively respect the sight, too... if all fit birds on here posted pictures of themselves in bikini. or naked. i'd mos.def. respect that sight!!!

😐

i guess 😐 means no...

you're welcome.

ls all i ask is that you try to control yourself. it is hard for me to display my goods in such a manner.

don't do it! it's a free world 🙂

but for all the ladies who'd like to post pictures, i'd very much appreciate it 🙂

ok, on a more serious note... what do you think of the elections in the states? did all of you u.s. people go voting?

hey, where have all of you gone? i din't ask if all americanos went VOMITING. i asked whether you all went V.O.T.I.N.G.!

voting is not a bad thing, you know. it's even the right thing to do. you can admit to it 😉

of course i wouldn't really post pictures of myself in a bikini, oh heavens no. i posted a picture of a bird in a bikini because you said that's what you'd like to see. no fair, i got the mail you posted about, but you don't get my jokes 😢.

and no, i didn't vote. i'm 18 but i haven't registered yet because i've been really busy. i am going to register as soon as i can, though. i think it's sad that the opportunity is so often wasted.

oooh, wheelhomies. what can i say? i really didn't get that joke. it was a brilliant joke and i spoiled it 😢 will you ever forgive me? actually, that bird in bikini is a far better joke than the ones i made 🙂



"of course i wouldn't really post pictures of myself in a bikini, oh heavens no."

hahaha... of course i wasn't serious asking girls to post pictures of themselves in bikini. as if i would order you around to put on a bikini for me. god NO! nude is absolutely sufficient.

It's a sad election year for voting. Next year will be even worse. People voted Democratic just to get back at Bush. Some republican senators and other politicians whom were supported by their followers lost their seats just because they wanted the republicans to lose control of congress. it had no bearing on who would do a better job or will do a better job, but rather out of spite. it's sad, really. but that's what's great about America - freedom of speech and assembly and voting.

go voting next time. worst thing you can do is "waste the opportunity"

i got it to

"will you ever forgive me?"

oh, stop. i forgave you for that before you even apologized.

...it's just getting over your pervertedness that will take some time. 😛

what pervertedness? *surprised look*

thank you for being that patient with me 🙂

psh. it took all my energy not to rip your head off 😉.

hey i got an email like that and now i have my own yacht.

wait! *goes back to check mail again*

"psh. it took all my energy not to rip your head off ."



i'm glad you didn't 🙂