Who's afraid of the big bad wolf.....

Let me tell you something for real.....
Taureans are VERY sensual and passionate beings.. Scorps have the reputation of being sexy, but they are just a big mouth - lightning strike arse hole .... Taureans take time to warm up but once they are - you're in for some BIG TIME HEAT (they take their time because they're not sure you can handle it and also for them the end result is worth waiting for... It will come as a hell of suprise to anyone, because looking at a Taurean you would NEVER DREAM it!!!! They HAVE TO BE TURNED ON!!! and you have to have what it takes....Once you've discovered this well hidden side you will NEVER want anyone else..

Scorps are all big talk but will RUN LIKE HELL from a Taureans fury. They will never get a Taurean down...

By nature Taureans are kind, patient, loving, generous, faithfull to a fault when they are with the right partner.. they may even look like timit jerks.. But believe me if they are driven to the edge of no return, they will show just what they are made of, you can be sure of that...

thanks for telling us that... is that coming out of anger and hatred for scorpios or warning? or just simply telling us scorps the difference? its good telling us that though, greatly appreciated. maybe you could emphasise more on each of the qualities of a taurean as well as a scorpio..thanks dear, that would be great!
*MyzTiKaL*

don't preach.

Taureans are ALL THAT? They can be, but.... To bad the one I knew had a 2 inch "piece of equipment" if you know what I mean which flushed everything else down the toilet. So much for that huh?

LOL. That was funny! : )

To the original poster: I run from no one. Braggart!

phoenix

I wouldn't even bother with someone with a two inch piece of equipment! LMAO...If someone whipped that out, I'd probably have to start laughing! You guys love honesty, but I would probably tell them I have seen bigger clits on some women!!!! What is going on with this board—

Don't ask me---a Taurus is responsible for this insanity : )

LOL

phoenix

Haha, i think its funny, go 168! I know, scorpios continually brag about what they're supposed to be good at; a bit of insecurity perhaps?
I dont think 168 is jealous or angry at a scorpio, just fed up with the BS as i am. 168, you are down to earth and sound damn sexy to me, 🙂
Turn on: down to earth attitude
Turn off: endless bragging about nothing.
Im off to get me a nice lil taurus or cancer.

210...

kay...

bye bye then...

LOL...this is a stupid but funny post

So do you all feel better now or do you need some more time to bash Scorpio a little while longer just to feel good about yourselves——?
Just remember this Were not the ones perpetuating the stereotype regarding Our sexual abilities its all the rest of you that diefy and then have the nerve to criticize and judge...... Talk about insecurity.

I was bashing Taurus not Scorpio! Taurus, in my book, are the ones with the small equipment. I make sure I touch down there before I go any farther, just to see what their packin. In the moment of hot kiss they never knew what hit them. I knew a taurus that was a good kisser but short on the equipment, and I mean very short! So, I never bothered to go that far! Saved him being embarrassed!

"nerve to criticize and judge"? What are you, Hitler? Incase you didnt realise most of the Western world is a democracy, its freedom of speech honey.
xx.

I think she is infatuated with Judge Judy! She's and asshole too!

I find that I steer away from Taurus male's because...well, ever heard of 'pencil dick'? They DO exist and are the goofiest things to look at! I felt so bad for the Taurus male who owned this thing! (And yes, it was as big and hard as the poor thing could get!) It was a very frightening experience for me and I just never wanted to test the Taurus sign again!

LOL! Tramatizing isn't it? I can now see every Taurus male doing an "equipment check"!!

Yes, I have heard the phrase "pencil dick" before. I have never had to use it on anyone; at any rate, for all the men out there that are now doubting themselves, just remember it's not the meat it's the motion. This thread should be titled "The man eaters"

Do you mean you've never had to use YOUR "pencil dick" or do you mean the phrase?

As far as "it's the motion not the meat"....JUST WHO ARE YOU KIDDING? You no the ole saying...Can't have motion w/out meat. I have yet to see a vibe in the shape of a pencil. Have you?

LOL! No I meant I have never known a guy with a pencil d***. I always test the merchandise before I take it home!!

I know, I know!!! I am just trying not to damage too many male egos out there. How would you like it if the tables were turned and all the men started saying skinny women have huge, sloppy, pussies you can stick your whole head in and there would still be room. How about fat chicks are so big... you need a horse dick; personally, I don't think to many large women get much action, but if they did, they would need to be lowered down by a a tow truck?? See what I mean!! I could go on and on!!

What is a vibe? and how is that related to a pencil. Is that some sort of lezbo language— I stay out of the bushes. I know some of you like to head dive into them, but really that would be just endless foreplay and I don't see the point!!

lol... this is freakin hillarious

You know how people type "ROFLMAO", but they don't really mean it? I am *actually* rolling on the floor laughing my a*s off. Well, not exactly rolling, but I just about fell out of my chair laughing. This thread is crazy. I was particularly nauseated by the post about "big sloppy..." you know whats. Ah-hem. Eeeew, yucky.

LOL

phoenix

LMAO!

LMAO BIGTIME on this message board!

My god!!!! I have a "blind" date coming up w/a Taurus!!!! Should I cancel? I'd hate to piss away months and months of my time (while getting to know him) only to find out at the moment of truth that he has a "pencil dick"? Is this a common Taurus trait for the men? Should I post this question on the Taurus message board as well? You know I'm a firm believer in that men SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO WALK AROUND WITH NO CLOTHES ON BELOW THE WAIST. We'll call it bottomless for men. Just like women are allowed to go topless, I feel that men should be allowed to go bottomless. It's only fair and god knows that it would save us women LOTS of time!

Geez I gave up on a "well endowed" cappy because I didn't see it going any further (loyalty on their part cuz of a wife?) & I don't want to be stuck w/a "pencil" if you get my drift? Can us women ever win? How common is this trait amongst Taurus men? Should I go the tactless and cheezy route and post this on the Taurus board as well?

To all the freaks out there...LMFAO
Ok, this is for the woman gettin ready for the blind date. First off all-- HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! no, just kidding...anyway, I have a trick you can use. Ask him to describe his hands, feet, or ears for you. If he has large hands and feet, go out!! If he has a size nine shoe and feminine hands, dump his a**...quick!!! If he has 2 out of three body parts, then your good to go. If he doesn't, then there is your answer!

that should have read, if he has two out of three large body parts, then your good to go!!! 🙂

--LOL--

Funny that we're talking about this, because I was just hanging out with a Taurus male friend of mine today and out of nowhere, he decides to share with me that his love stick is freakishly small. Which was an odd thing to hear him say out of the clear blue sky. Even more odd is that he wants us to go out...now, why would a guy say that to a girl he's trying to impress?? Jeez! Not that I put a great deal of emphasis on the size--quality is what counts--but how weird!!

phoenix

Oh, I forgot the creepiest part of all--after he says this thing about his underdeveloped man pole, he whispers to me, "do you wanna touch it?"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I just looked at him till he felt stupid.

lol.

phoenix

now im really ROFLMAO!!

thats some funny shiz.

if these thoughts crossed your mind?... what if.... hmmmm... i don't know.... should i...darn it i can't make up my mind.

LOL. just kidding heather.

That is funny, Phoenix!

I don't know if it is a common Taurus trait. But, those myths about feet, hands and nose are not true either! I like the 'bottomless' idea!! LOL!

There is also such a thing as TOO big! There is an Aqua I dated...and in thinking it would turn me on...he became bottomless while I was out of the room (we were at his house)...after seeing his 'huge-OMG-that-would-have-to-hurt-no-wonder-his-wife-left!' penis...I suddenly decided that I just wasn't ready for our relationship to advance...he took it well...Aquas are pretty easy going and you can use reason so that it makes sense...but, it was his d*** that decided for me...we are talking HUGE...it was probably 7-8 inches long, which is fine...it was the circumference that was scary!! I don't know the actual circunference...but the head was probably 2 1/2 inches wide and then it bulged out further with the rest of the shaft at 3 1/2 inches wide. Yes, the head was smaller...even though it was plenty adequate...I wanted to ask him how it became deformed...but, I didn't think I should...he seemed proud of it...needless to say...I didn't ever find out if that was a woman's dream or a woman's nightmare come true!

I think as a rule...bulls are not the most 'hung' animal...perhaps it carries over into astrology...

Yes, Star I dated a guy that would tell me his d*** wasn't the biggest but it would swell up like a trash can lid!! I think were talkin about the same thing. That's ideal for those skinny chics I was tellin ya about!~

This has got to be the hilarious post I've seen in a while!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

I am still laughing HEHE.

Scorpio here. Got to put my two cents in. Ex-hubby was a Taurus, 6', 180 pounds, wet, but 5 of those pounds was his Dick!!! and he definitely knows what to do with it. Best freakin' sex I'VE EVER HAD. So don't assume that just because of a sign that the equipment is all the same!!!

Back again..... thought I'd add something to my last comment about 5 pound Taurus you-know-what..... He was also BLACK..... but, that business about all of THEM have big wienies is also BS..... I went out with one that had a 3 inch long, 1/2 inch diameter (only went out once, I might add) ..... Something else I've observed... not all tall, brawny men are well equipped either. I've dated a 6'4", 240 lb basketball player who was average; a 6'2 260 football player who was also average. Got another friend who is all of 160 lbs. 5'11" and has a whopper on him. JUST HAVE TO CHECK THE INGREDIENTS GIRLFRIENDS!! Definitely can't judge a book by the cover on this one.

I heard that, but there has to be some kind of test we can formulate without hurting a guys feelings, or should we just go for the crotch, sample it, and get it over with?? Glad you cleared up the Taurus misconception!!! You may have found a rare one!!!!!

204.167, I have also heard that alot of those 'brawny' athletes are taking steroids to get bigger; but the only thing is, their dicks get smaller. You said in a earlier post that you had dated alot of athletes, maybe this is the reason??

I think going back to Star's analogy ( Taurus not being hung) I do think that Scorpios are in that department! Any women who have dated Scorpios care to share their opinions?!

Wait....Burt Reynolds is a Taurus! Has anyone ever seen his nude pics in playgirl? I wouldn't throw him back!!!! Definte keeper!!!!

Scorpio equipment...... the 6'4' 240 lb basketball player is a Scorpio! However, he definitely has technique, so the "average" size is not insurmountable obstacle...... i just personally prefer them BIG.... guess I got too use to the five pounder Taurus.

hmmm I just had an e-mail (that I didn't open, btw), which claimed in the subject line that I could increase my penis size by 25% in just 2 weeks...that would be amazing! Especially considering that I don't have a penis!

That's hilarious!!! I also get e-mails about how to pick up women.... and I don't go into the bushes myself!!!

Back to the acid test question.... how to determine his size without hurting his feelings...... I don't think there's any sure-fire way without just testing the waters... How many guys have assured you how well endowed they are or how "good" they are and when you try it out, it's not what you were anticipating—?

Well, when I was young and naive...I didn't test the waters until marriage...
I thought it wasn't what a girl should do unless she wanted a rep...
Damn! I missed out on a lot!!
After divorce, my outlook changed..

In answer to your question...a guy who brags is about his ability, etc. is a man I stay away from!

Whoops! Omit the word 'is' (where appropriate!)
Thanks!

All men brag about their abilities. They also know-- that we know-- they are full of s*** and can laugh about it!!!

Yuck! That "piece of equipment" can either please you or make you sick! My ex was big - the same size as my father's! Unfortunately, I didn't feel a thing! I didn't think size mattered - just how it's used.

Scorpio woman here. Excuse me, are you in your right mind— I'm involved with a male taurus for six years now. What is with all this sexual power struggling? Can it be, maybe, you are afraid of the Scorpion? Or maybe, you desire to be tamed by one. 😛

same size as my fathers? o k.

I was thinking the SAME THING ....?

Let's not judge. It could be she was a victim. How terrible would that be!!!!!

the exclamation point kinda hints to this not being a bad thing. but each to his or her own i guess.

What post are you refering to? Every post on this thread has an exclamation point! I wouldn't go trying to second guess someone. Let the person who wrote it explain, if they want to.