Why are we awesome sex machines? (Page 2)

Yeah teaches one discipline

aww my mums thee best...just found that she actually made some food for me and put in the lunchbox...found it in the fridge...

I lub my mum

yup MM

Pig

I know..I spent the whole day with the family today...Was so nice to see them all together..

Got my Sagi brother to add some oil to the car and also fill the tyres with some air..bless him..so obedient..and lovely..then had a good career chat with him..

Talked some cricket with dad..

Pisces brother was showing off his muscles..always standing posing in front of the mirror that one..topless..I swear he must have some libra in his chart..I think he was cained..I could smell the joint..tsk tsk..

Leo sis and I went shopping..

Then spent the rest of the evening taking the micky out of mum..but she still packed my food..awwwwwwwwww...I lub my family

LOL @ Bling..

Shreddies aint gonna fill you up...go get some proper grub!..

::rolls eyes::

My Scorpio ex used to be the same..always had his hand down a cheerios box...

I reckon the aussies are gonna win it..

Blings future residence..

Have you moved out now Blingers?

LOL..It never rains it pours eh!

Oh well...Makky the Aries is online..started the conversation with

"hello my pookie"..

Awwwwwwwww

Ok gonna go get some action from him.

Pissed off the virgo..oh well..

Scorps are hot!! After the last 2 consecutive disasters with them...along comes a 3rd. Met him one night, last Friday, (before the Aqua for those who cant keep up)!! Anyway, Thursday he comes round and picks me up, and we went for a walk in the park with his new puppy (how hard we he trying)?!! Anyway, 4 hours later when we were all talked out, he said..i cant believe it either...."i have a girlfriend of 4 years, but im going to go and finish with her now. I havent cheated this whole time, but when i saw you, i just knew i wanted to be with you". Ok, i went crrrraaazy. Got a courtesy text on Saturday morning at 6.30am saying, "um, thigs are still unsettled". WTF ever. And, his name is Jesus...

I must have a medical cndition "crazy Scorpio magnet"!!

of nazareth—

Lol, no its a popular name in Spain. He?ll need to perform a miracle to get with me agin though, creep (a beautiful one though) dammnit. He?s got THE eyes, y?know, the Scorp eyes.

sounds like what a sag would do...

he may be a cusper...

Its f***ing true that he said it, although its high chances that he was talking from his anus. Please be assured that i dont want him to dump his girlfriend, we only just met and he?s giving it crazy tak already. I dont know about this plague of Scoprio, i dont like it at all. I have to stay at home more until they all dry up!!

and no, he already had the puppy!! His name is Pedro (Peter).

Surely not?! He?s dug an almighty hole for himself if that was his game.

not surprising. all water sign men have a weakness for beautiful women.

Alejandro is crazy!

But if he actually does kick her to the proverbial kerb..then what? I cant possibly live up to my Godess image!!

they use that term alot...'goddess'...
they think they can sweet talk you with that accent and forieng char,
hmmfpphh
😢🙂

*foreign charm

the greek...called me a goddess all the time...he was a sag.

No i dont know where he lives. I sent him a message on Friday just saying how are you, becasue he was properly gutted that i requested that we didnt see each other again..thats when he said (about 12 hours later) that things were unsettled. Ooooh, goosebumps.

😛
haha

Yeah, ive got the foreign charm alright, being from Glasgow it comes naturally!!!

I always read that Scorps aren?t fond of flattery, although he did mumble the words "muy bonita" about 100 times in one day..!! I didnt return the sentiment.

Whos Rico Suave?!! Sounds like a right minger.

He was muy infatuoso
or simply horny.

blah i had a crush on this really hot spanish guy. he was a scorpio too, and he could be just about the sweetest person on the planet...when he wanted something. but that was done with before it had time to do any real damage...and that's what i'm hoping for sola.

yeah, you're right. you can't live up to the goddess standard, and trust me, if anything comes of this...a lot is going to change.

I get hit by the hispanolas aaaalllll the time
I dunno why...

What will change Wheels??..Not me anyway, far too stong for that m?dear.

Dont get me wrong, he wasnt sickeningly sweet or anything, he was just normal and cool until he mentioned his girlfriend. One of my male friends is totally jealous and has just advised me "that this is what i get for attracting midgets with beards" Hmmmm, whatver.

haha i dunno maybe your bubble butt 😛

LOL
midgets...

they are always short eh...

Message posted by: wheelhomies on 3/25/2007 4:05:45 PM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.112
haha i dunno maybe your bubble butt

LOL, who keeps writing that stuff in my shout box (bling)

He isnt though, he?s "normal" height. The Spanish guys are shorther than in the UK, but 10x more gorgeous, hence the move overseas!! He has got a wee beard, oh, he?s is so hot!! Ouch, "when your fingers start to burn its no fun" llallallaaaaa

"What will change Wheels??..Not me anyway, far too stong for that m?dear."

hehe i wasn't implying that. i know you wouldn't. the dynamics would change. it would be him elevating you, "muy bonita, muy bonita, etc." (very funny, maybe we dealt with the same scorpio— because that was the other one's exact phrase of choice when he talked to me too. but this guy's name was cesar so probably not) at first. but then once he "got his way" (read: if things got more intimate with you and him), that's when the criticism, confusion, and evasiveness really start.

check out thepic...hehe...
limited time only...(really limited)

I know they are really hot
but I cant do short, sorry...
thats why it never worked with the sag guy (cuban)...

Yeah, im worried because of past Scorp experiences. It all starts so well, and then bang, it turns way too sour. Then they are offended when i can walk away from them with such ease. Oh, what to do. Im not contacting him again, i?ll see if he does anything about that.

youch! that's not a bubble butt, it's just right 😛

Hellloooo, Miss M!! Nice shoes 😉

that was for you eelho

since you missed the hair/boob shot

whats a bubble butt??

Thanx sola 😛

aww thanks lady m! i always knew you cared 😉

Im too scared to post a photo, but i might for 2 minutes only!!

weve seen you sola
well I have...

I put it on for 5 mins, then its gone!!

Yeah Lady M, you?re cool!!

Ive seen ugly libras...o boy....

Wheres kris' pic!

i can't see it. figures. happens to me all the time.