WTF!!!! Is this true!?!? (Page 2)

That means a few weeks of not gettin' any huh?

You know that trick if you sit on your stroking hand.............?

valium

UUMMM sounds yummy right now!

ahhhhh don't worry about dates

you can be engaged for - well for ever!

*stupid grin*

But DB!!!!

But but...we have drive-thru chapels where Elvis pronounces you Man and Wife!!!!!!

Schoen, did you mix your vodka with a vanilla tit-milkshake?

That would hit the spot right now!

sides...yeah...vegas is not really the place I see for you...

McWeddding at the chapel drive-through does not exactly scream "scorp's dream weding"

*looks at juwana*

DOES it??

HUM??

*picks at interesting lint on jammy bottoms*

I'm thinkin- vanilla tit-milk mudslide

I find kaluha works very well with the tit-milk

juwana...do you enjoy the vegas glitz?

I'll have to try that one. I have a co-worker 5 months along right now. She should be lactating soon.

Maybe she'll express some for me.....

Seriously, no. I want to get out of this town. But where can a glorified waiter go and make what I do—

Stuck I am.

The party life is cool enough. Always something to do. Which is also a problem.

you are a haz to yahselv woman o_O

If DB brought his beautiful wife here for a quicky wedding I'd probably hunt him down and beat him in his unromantic doughy butt.

I do like to joke about it, though.

You sound like I did last night! LOL!!!

If I actually had friends I might go out more...

I drink alone...better that way

Friends are over-rated!

it's gotten worse lately

uhhhghh

I so don't wanna a be alky

but I have a hard time sleeping...anithelps

At least if you say something embarrassing to yourself you won't remember it in the morning!

And when you wake up with your own panties on your head you only have yourself to blame.

Give her our love DB!!!!!!

Schoen if you need to pm me and talk I'm cool wid dat. I know what it's like to "get worse lately".

night -_-

see you

IN HELL

muhahahaaha

*sets your skippit on "infinity"*

no wait...I'll cutchya some slak

*adjusts skippit to 666*

enjoy

oh man...

help me juwan

I need some advice from a crusty old liver like yours...which I see is still miraculously processsing toxins

us scorps are so prone to the destructive habs ya know?

its because these habs are sooo muuuccchhh fun!

I'm still wakey

even after 5 hrs of ballet!

oish a lordy

I really shouldn't mess with the valium

5 hours? is that scorpio stanima or passion?

I just pour a diet soda into whatever is in the freezer...

ahh

how the fk does that bottle go down so fast?

Dude, 5 hours of working puts me out for a good 10 hours. I don't have a problem sleeping. I have a problem staying away from the bar I work at! (well the one in my restaraunt)

hey gemlet!

the ballet was stamina today

I lacked passion...

juwan...

*sigh*

If I had a social life- I would love to be a social drinker...then maybe I wouldn't always end up here with a drink in my hand and carpal tunnel from typing out post after post like a seasoned cyberdork lol

when I first came out to college I got hooked on nyquil

I can't even look at the shit without feeling sick...

uhh

that was a sucky year

Nyquil!

*Gem Shivers*

Niquil? UGH!! That's worse than Jagermeister.

I slept in so much

now I'm gonna get on a bad cycle...shit...

I need to stop staying up

it's when yer up late and the ramen noodles are gone...there is really only one thing to do

dxp

or

drink

or

why not...

why the FECK not both!

Hi Gem2!

You know, Crystal Light iced tea mix and vodka aren't to bad together. I just added alittle Lake Mead water and voila!!! A long Island!

Here's lookin' up yours kids!!!

vodka can do wonders......all u really need is ice and u can mix it with many many common drinks.....

oh no the pepermint schnapps is much better...

goldschlager is def. on parr with the quil though

absolute

OK, I am going to reveal a BIG secret about myself!!!

I am a Dork!!!! Yes.....ME!

National Lampoon's Vacation is on and I'm shitting myself! I love this movie! I love all the vacation movies. I know this one word for word. OK, I know all of them word for word........

I even own the Christmas Vacation soundtrack!

Be nice to me.......

My girlfriend and I found out vodka is also good with Kool-Aid Mountain berry blast or some shit like that. I should have stuck with bartending. I would have been a hit!!!

I really like good vodka solo though...

cheap alks do add a kick to whatever though...

well, maybe not milk...not tit milk...and not without kaluha anyway

lol juwan

I am an unabashed lampoon fan myself

I thought it was something to be proud of!!!

now I feel like even more of a dork

junior? can you say

OFF THE RICHTER

there is this thing

hm?
uhhh

let me see now...

I OUGHT to do something

"I can french kiss"

"so every body does that"

"yeah, but daddy says I'm the best at it"

LOL!! Freakin' classic!

if only I had some girl scout

cookies

I would be FINE right now

but thas like the story of my life

Is Gem finding us a pic of Clark "Sparky" Griswold?

If only I had some damn chips right now, I'd be posh. Corn, potatoe, I don't care.

I never buy junk food. But then I get the cravings and I start to feel like a junky. What's the word, tweeking?

lol

he should be finding us a hot tub hookup for this damn thread

yisszzz

I found his car..........