ALCOHOL & YOUR SIGN funnyyyyyyy!!! hehe

ARIES:
>
>Drinking style :
>Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when
>to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to
>closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get
>mighty flirty after a Couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is
>a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods
>fail. Aries can
>become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever
>happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can
>be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone
>and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky
>Gemini.
>Trademark cocktails:
>Aries, born under the hot-stuff planet Mars, is
>the ruler of spicy food and red things -- and for balance,
>astrologers recommend they eat
>tomatoes,onions, olives and greens. That's right, Aries, you were
>born under the sign of the bloody Mary. Aries also rules grapefruit,
>and they've been known to kick back a salty dog and a sea Breeze or
>two. For extreme gotcha, try a concoction with cinnamon liqueur in
>it.

>TAURUS:
>Drinking style :
>Taurus prefers to drink at a leisrurely pace, aiming for a mellow
>glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is
>a one-person stampede, the kind of
>bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets
>and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and
>dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite
>fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by
>any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get,
>er,gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is
>extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.
>Trademark cocktails:
>Early-to-bed Taureans need a picker-upper -- try a Red Bull and
>vodka. They also have to alleviate that sweet tooth and are fond of
>drinks with names
>that sound like dessert (50-50 bar, mudslide). Sweetly caffeinated
>drinks, like Irish coffee or white Russians, are ideal. More macho
>Taureans will go for something unpretentious, like a Jack Daniels
>and Coke or whiskey sour.

>GEMINI
>Drinking style :
>Geminis can drink without changing their behaviour much -- they're
>so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard
>to
>tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and
>allusion, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state
>of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Geminis possess the magic
>ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very
>tricky) with several
>people at once.
>They like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is
>boring-- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon
>blanc and
>limoncello)
>for their own amusement.
>Trademark cocktails:
>Easily bored Geminis need some stimulation in their drinks - those
>with two parts, like a black and tan (or just a double), are
>particularly
>appealing. Otherwise, they'll drink all over the map, ordering
>frou-frou drinks to add to their collection of cocktail monkeys or
>going for whiskey rocks because they're feeling rather noir. Gemini
>rules the herb anise - make some home-infused anise vodka as a gift.

Cancer:
>Drinking style :
>Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an
>after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer
>darling?
>Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against
>lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and
>insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style ,