@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus
As to the plastic surgery craze? Nauseating. Why anyone wants to spend thousands and thousands to look like they've got a gherkin up their arse is beyond me. I will go on and on and ON about reasons why I don't care for it. Stapled and unnatural.
Mmmmmhmmmm.
Posted by BellatheBull
Some men look good bald,some do not.I don't have an aversion to baldness.
What really looks bad,is the bald on top,poofs on the side,bald or very thin on top with a ponytail...*shivers*Combing the sides in ?
The 'comb over' hair style ? Yeah, NEVER a good look.
LOLOLOL Is it a squirrel, my pretty pony? WHAT IS IT?!
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hahaha! A question mark laying face down?
Instructions on how to achieve the look:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*fanning self* Why fiddle dee dee, ah jus' cain' bahlieve how het up ah am at this mo-ment. 😛 🙂
Now that's a bad hair day.
Mmmmmhmmmm.
solar panel for a sex machine
Never heard it been call that.Haahaaa.
^5'ing RNAP. Whoooot!
Posted by venusianbull
^5'ing RNAP. Whoooot!
two words........Yul Brynner
Et cetera!.... Et cetera!.... Et cetera!!!!
hahaha
NICE! 🙂
Mmmm another, Billy Zane.
Chris Meloni, balding. Yup yup.
Holy hell, The Rock. Whooo chil'.
The man, Telly Savalas.
Michael Chiklis.
Laurence Fishburne.
I need a cold shower. 😈
TaurGuy..........there is smoke coming out of my monitor....maybe if I try licking the screen😉
*purring and arching back* One of my ultimate man-crushes for someone on any screen. Mike Rowe.
Hilarious, witty, intelligent, furry, manly. I think he's..absolutely..beautiful. I sure do.
EWWWWW a RUG. :/
I'm heavily equipped with a bald (shaved) head and a red beard.
Well, well. And Aries to boot.
Posted by tall dark and aries
I'm heavily equipped with a bald (shaved) head and a red beard.
are you Tim the Enchanter?
LMAO I love Tim the Enchanter.
Posted by venusianbull
LMAO I love Tim the Enchanter.
😉
Death awaits you all..... With big, nasty, pointy teeth.....
HAHAHA Oh sure! A 'armless lil' bunny rabbit!
You tit! I soiled my armour!
What's he do? Nibble your bum?
THE HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH!
Oh indeed hail Monty Python. *salaaming*
I....I ...feel a SONG coming on!
No. No. Stop that. Stop it.
It's just a flesh wound! Come back 'ere! I'll bite yer legs off!
I'll lick you to death.......oh, alright then.......we'll call it a draw
LMAO I wave my private parts at your Auntie! I fart in your general direction!
Oh holy hell *wiping eyes* I need to just watch it again. "Life of Brian" too. From now on..I want you all to call me...LORETTA.
Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly!
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
LOL@ Minotaur
Dude, the topic says "being bald". So all the posts are going to be about BALDNESS- outer appearance which you consider superficial.
Pecheresse just answered this question "Is bald sexier or having hair is sexier?,that is the question." And her answer is NO, she thinks baldness is ugly.
Why to call someone superficial just because they answered the question?
Bald men have more testosterone--> This just reminded me about Scorpio ascendant. Somewhere I read that Scorpio ascendants (specially men) tend to get bald easily. hmmm.....
Posted by Kalibra
LOL@ MinotaurDude, the topic says "being bald". So all the posts are going to be about BALDNESS- outer appearance which you consider superficial.
Pecheresse just answered this question "Is bald sexier or having hair is sexier?,that is the question." And her answer is NO, she thinks baldness is ugly.
Why to call someone superficial just because they answered the question?Bald men have more testosterone--> This just reminded me about Scorpio ascendant. Somewhere I read that Scorpio ascendants (specially men) tend to get bald easily. hmmm.....
well not ALLLLLL of the posts
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
Badgers spleens.otters noses..wolfs nipple chips...get 'em while they're 'ot, they're lovely.
Brian's mother: Who are you?
Wise Man #2: We are three wise men.
Brian's mother: What?
Wise Man #1: We are three wise men.
Brian's mother: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.
We were led by a star....
Led by a bottle, more like.
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!
...............
Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
all bald men remind me of Buddha. "can i rub ur head?"
Hehe, like rubbing the lamp..make a wish.
😉
This just reminded me about Scorpio ascendant. Somewhere I read that Scorpio ascendants (specially men) tend to get bald easily. hmmm.....
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Awww, I will pray for you not to get bald.
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
Posted by Kalibra
LOL@ MinotaurDude, the topic says "being bald". So all the posts are going to be about BALDNESS- outer appearance which you consider superficial.
Pecheresse just answered this question "Is bald sexier or having hair is sexier?,that is the question." And her answer is NO, she thinks baldness is ugly.
Why to call someone superficial just because they answered the question?Bald men have more testosterone--> This just reminded me about Scorpio ascendant. Somewhere I read that Scorpio ascendants (specially men) tend to get bald easily. hmmm.....
well not ALLLLLL of the posts
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OK, then MOSSSSSSST of the posts, 🙂
Posted by delishhh
all bald men remind me of Buddha. "can i rub ur head?"
The question could have been " Is Buddha sexier or Jesus Christ, that`s the question" LOL.
If you choose Jesus Christ,...... "can I pull your hair?"
Posted by delishhh
all bald men remind me of Buddha. "can i rub ur head?"The question could have been " Is Buddha sexier or Jesus Christ, that`s the question" LOL.
If you choose Jesus Christ,...... "can I pull your hair?"click to expand
LOL @ Can i pull ur hair hahaha 😄
Posted by delishhh
all bald men remind me of Buddha. "can i rub ur head?"The question could have been " Is Buddha sexier or Jesus Christ, that`s the question" LOL.
If you choose Jesus Christ,...... "can I pull your hair?"click to expand
First date I would take him on would be to the barber shop to get a crew cut.
Posted by everevolvingepithet
No Father I want to sing !!!
No. No. Stop that. Stop it.
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LOLOLOL Is it a squirrel, my pretty pony? WHAT IS IT?!