@sorti-fantastic poney
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Ahhh the bromance. It's a beautiful thing.
Hahaha
Can't believe you're getting married Sortz, we should be out there, mackin' on the Fishies 😛
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
THat has to be the funniest picture i have ever seen!
Hey...want me to just dump my fiance, so we can flex our grills on them ladies. >=D
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
THat has to be the funniest picture i have ever seen!
Hey...want me to just dump my fiance, so we can flex our grills on them ladies. >=D
i think ima be sick lmfao.
Nah, its not all bad, dude!
I saved cajunspirits picture as my home computers desktop. 😄
Ohhhhh the memories we should have...
Hey cajun, that chick in your picture is backing it up!! You should have take a picture of her by grabbing her legs and doing the wheel barrel dance...that stuff is a turn on for them!!
Posted by sorti-fantastic poney
Hey cajun, that chick in your picture is backing it up!! You should have take a picture of her by grabbing her legs and doing the wheel barrel dance...that stuff is a turn on for them!!
Her boyfriend was there, he's a Pisces too.
From the way my Pisces pal talks about his women, I get the feeling her boyfriend would get mad jealous easily.
Yeah, we should go hunting maaaan! 😛
Posted by seavixen2
Sorti..you KNOW youre pretty hot yourself*like metal sitting in the sun*
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Hahaha
OOOOWWWW!
Her boyfriend was there, he's a Pisces too.
From the way my Pisces pal talks about his women, I get the feeling her boyfriend would get mad jealous easily.Yeah, we should go hunting maaaan! 😛
Nah, dude, pisces wouldn't mind having a three way...so he was probably mad that you didn't look interested (judging by the way you weren't focused on that chicks bomb ass booty).
Posted by seavixen2
Sorti..you KNOW youre pretty hot yourself*like metal sitting in the sun*
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
i see im famous for my battle cry lmfao.
Before this thread is over, I\'m going to upload a picture of me and 10000 women laying up all over my body.
Before this thread is over, I\'m going to upload a picture of me and 10000 women laying up all over my body.
Hey seavixen, i\'ve been wanting to talk to you on a private message, but my page won\'t load to send you anything (which sucks 😢 ), but hopefully the server manager can fix it, so i can continue talking to my buddy! 😄 *Don\'t think that I\'ve been ignoring you!✨
Posted by sorti-fantastic poney
Nah, dude, pisces wouldn\'t mind having a three way...so he was probably mad that you didn\'t look interested .
His girl was tongue locking with a Libra at a party. I was grossed out, but yeah he wants a 3 way.
No thanks 🙂
(judging by the way you weren\'t focused on that chicks bomb ass booty)
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LOL
lol. the look of complete boredom is pretty hilarious.
and pisces dudes are such fucking pervs. a lot will pretend they want monogomy and stuff, but the reality is that they want sloppy seconds. or tenths if they really hit the jackpot with the right skank.
Posted by curious visitor
lol. the look of complete boredom is pretty hilarious.
lol 😛
and pisces dudes are such fucking pervs. a lot will pretend they want monogomy and stuff, but the reality is that they want sloppy seconds. or tenths if they really hit the jackpot with the right skank.
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Sad to say, but I have witnessed the same thing lol
Seems like he was staring away from the boyfriend who was probably giving him those infamous eyes that pisces give when they are in lust. I honestly believe that Pisces men are fucking gay...
blow up dolls dont count 😛
I was waiting for a *your hand doesn't count*, but you made an original...
and pisces dudes are such fucking pervs. a lot will pretend they want monogomy and stuff, but the reality is that they want sloppy seconds. or tenths if they really hit the jackpot with the right skank.
My pisces gal wants to have a three way...Oh wait, she's just a pisces...hahaha.
Posted by BellaBulleautiful
I love you guys.
congrats Sorti!
Hey, thanks bell!
Apparently, i couldn\'t find 10000 women that was willing to lay on top of me (I\'m pretty fucking gross, so they backed away of my presence), so i instead decided to buy a porno and took a picture with that, but I don\'t want to be deleted from dxp again, so i rather wish for cajunspirit to post more pictures.
But yeah, this post is just dedicated do the two young guys that have spent a great deal of time studying the hidden abilities of each sign, cajun and shaks!
But shaks rather not write a single word on this thread because he thinks he\'s too \"cool\" to accept his admiration. 😢
yay! Well....not yay that you can't send me pm's, but yay that it will be fixed soon! I've been missing hearing about adventures in Sorti-land
Don't worry, I have plenty of more adventures to share for you! 😄
Posted by sorti-fantastic poney
My pisces gal wants to have a three way...Oh wait, she\'s just a pisces...hahaha.
Oddly enough, my ex-Virgo friend was dating a Pisces and they were going to get it on.
She told him that I can join, "I do have an extra hole". He was an August Virgo.
There is very little chance I would ever be in a threesome, so that grossed me out.
Way to be classy, eh? I'd have stepped out too.
Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
dUDE, stop making those Virgo-like premature assumptions 😛 I wasnt on dxp yesterday the whole day so I just see this thread today 🙂
Hahaha.
Whatcha mean with "cute" btw? thats an offense 😛
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I don't know, but the thread sounds funnier like that haha...But I can change my thread if you can post any pictures that top the ones cajun posted.
Oddly enough, my ex-Virgo friend was dating a Pisces and they were going to get it on.
She told him that I can join, "I do have an extra hole". He was an August Virgo.There is very little chance I would ever be in a threesome, so that grossed me out.
Did he agree into having a three-some? I'm not done for that sort of shit man...I rather cheat and have my side dishes like mr. defense (I'm kidding).
Posted by sorti-fantastic poney
Did he agree into having a three-some? I\'m not done for that sort of shit man...I rather cheat and have my side dishes like mr. defense (I\'m kidding).
Honestly don't know, but he didn't seem to take issue with it either.
Although we are erratic, I know that most are rigid when it comes to sexuality. Do you agree or disagree?
Have you still considered being more trustworthy toward the guys born on my week or do you find them to be sketchy?
Posted by sorti-fantastic poney
Although we are erratic, I know that most are rigid when it comes to sexuality. Do you agree or disagree?
Have you still considered being more trustworthy toward the guys born on my week or do you find them to be sketchy?
My August 31st pal is really pissing me off these days. He got a job through Government placement program and thinks he's the hottest thing out. He criticises me lecturing because I'm so young and basically puffs himself up on rubbing shoulders with people of real importance.
Very manipulative and delusional guy. A lot of the girls he macks on come to me and ask why he's behaving like such a pompous ass.
So he's strike 2 for my August brothers.
My coworker's hubby is an August 24th, so I'm giving him a chance. He's like 34 so I would imagine he grew out of that crap.
My August 31st pal is really pissing me off these days. He got a job through Government placement program and thinks he's the hottest thing out. He criticises me lecturing because I'm so young and basically puffs himself up on rubbing shoulders with people of real importance.
Sorry to hear about that dude.
Very manipulative and delusional guy. A lot of the girls he macks on come to me and ask why he's behaving like such a pompous ass.
He's a little player too...I presume.
So he's strike 2 for my August brothers.
My coworker's hubby is an August 24th, so I'm giving him a chance. He's like 34 so I would imagine he grew out of that crap.
Hhaha, three strikes, and you're out!
Damn, I find it funny how you knew an august 27 and 31st, but you never met a 28 or 29 (like LV and I).
i feel ya 85 we such good people sigh lol.
Pretty much, LV. OOOWW OWWW OW O...
Well back to shaks... I don\'t think he wants to take his title of being \"cute\". He might as well just start a picture battle with cajun, and I shall call it \"the big booty bitches competition\".
Posted by sorti-fantastic poney
He\'s a little player too...I presume.
So he claims. I've never actually witnessed him wooing a girl. Only hear stories.
We only became friends because he was having problems with his then Scorpio girlfriend which I had a lot of experience with.
That in itself... is one hell of a story haha.
Damn, I find it funny how you knew an august 27 and 31st, but you never met a 28 or 29 (like LV and I).
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Not even once.
So he claims. I've never actually witnessed him wooing a girl. Only hear stories.
Yeah, never believe that...
We only became friends because he was having problems with his then Scorpio girlfriend which I had a lot of experience with.
That in itself... is one hell of a story haha.
Oh yeah, I remember you mentioned this in one of the previous threads.
Not even once.
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Maybe one day!
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I know...
But you got to admit those two studs are pretty darn handsome.