Favorite Quotes? (Page 2)

Only a perfect person makes a mistake only once - Albert Einstein

I love that one. Einstein is definately an insteresting character. Here's another one by him:

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. -Doug Larson

If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news? -Robert Anthony

The Road to Hell is Paved with Good Intentions ?Unknown

Not all those who wander are lost ?Unknown

and my all-time hero:
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. -Hunter S. Thompson

Thot you'd like that one, hun.

Hey, git ur a $ $ online!!!

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down. -Woody Allen

to be happy = to love?

and

to love = to suffer?

then

to be happy = to suffer!———————?

i am happy!

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hey, git ur a $ $ online!!!"

damn right girl! WHERE ARE YOU!? 😛

What's with your anal fetish? You bring it up lots!!! haha, maybe it's that complex Freud talks about! lol

How about some green eggs & ham, DB? And if you're cold, do your pushups. hehe, that way I can pretend you're bowing down to your goddess. 😉

"A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice." ? Edgar Watson Howe

SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!!!! 😛

*dances distractedly right under TC's hoof as she comes to see what the ruckus is about... (crunnnnch) ooooops 😛 lol

Thanks TC, good teamwork! 😉 Now he can't run.

Can't run ey? Aaaah haaah ha haaaaa beware gimpy beware!

*picks up gimpy and puts him into comfy bed with fluffy pillows with his own personal b!tch (Nurse Haffo) 😛 hee hee... gimpy must dance again! dance gimpy dance!

(puts red lipstick sloppily on his face like a clown) and SING for us too!!! 😛 hehehehe, TC, look at him! lol

hahaahha, ok, ok, I amused myself. Sorry DB! Forgive me?

now that?s typical! when i arrive the fun?s over already 😢

*shouts: helloooo✨ echoes off the walls: hello, hello, hello...

empty room, no one around, no friends, no nmes, cold and lonely... so lonely 😢

*breaks down crying*

hums through tears: "nobody knows the trouble i've seen, nobody knows but me-eee..."

(winks at TC) "psssssssst, you ready to jump 'em?"

o-oooh

*hears distant steps and whispers and wipes tears from eyes*
*gets up and pulls a straight face, as if nothing's happened*

'hey, who's there!? friend or foe!?'

*snickers* (HUGE EVIL SMILE ON FACE)

HUGE EVIL SMILE ON FACE and big sharp teeth, by chance—

No, I got horns and strong hooves, ok? (smoke puffs come rise above my head, hooves start grinding into the warehouse floor)

but on a full moon, don't you grow teeth and wings... —

Oh, LizzyScorp, sounds like you really wanna see them? 😉

see what? i thought you didn't have 'them'! 😛

Oh so new victim ey? aaaaaaaaah ha haha!

tc, is it not late night where you are. go to bed! you need your beauty sleep 🙂 lol

chew toy. lol

😛

😛 back

*chewing my daily serving of yummy grass 😛 (crunchhh) hey what's that? it's crunchy...? stinger stuck in teeth... not again!

lol

don't worry i'm not poisonous! 🙂 but taste good....

Hey you're back! It is true... scorpio- sign of rebirth yay! You can hang out up on one of my horns from now on, but don't tickle me 😛 lol

And where's gimpy? Took off with his hot nurse... ungrateful critter!