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halloween costume..
Best Halloween costumes for Taurus with a large personality
Choosing a Halloween costume for Taurus with a bold personality involves selecting outfits that highlight confidence and creativity. Consider costumes that are fun, unique, and expressive without being provocative. Focus on themes that showcase your strengths and personality traits while maintaining a playful and respectful approach.
Tuck with duck tape and make sure you don't shave before..
whn there’s a solar or lunar eclipse...that’s fake news it’s my taurus diick
tuck it into your gay lovers bootyhole.
lame...what’s ur zodiac sign again? R they called pusssiesssss haha
tuck it into your gay lovers bootyhole.
lame...what’s ur zodiac sign again? R they called pusssiesssss haha
your dick is smaller than Trump's hand.
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haha pussssy
just go as a life size dick
Tuck with duck tape and make sure you don't shave before..
I would but the amount of ducktape needed will most likely cause a time paradox
just go as a life size dick
I second this.
Shouldn't be too HARD to pull off.
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careful what you wish for...for thousand of years folks thought that it was a comet that destroyed the dinosaurs covering up the sun , well new studies from all over, re-writting the encyclopedias as well as history books, it is actually my diiiiickkk
I suggest a carmelized peanut, with a top hat.
...i wish it was that easy, I dunno y the gods punished me w a omnipresent universe light years time bending diiick
just go as a life size dick
I second this.
Shouldn't be too HARD to pull off.
careful what you wish for...for thousand of years folks thought that it was a comet that destroyed the dinosaurs covering up the sun , well new studies from all over, re-writting the encyclopedias as well as history books, it is actually my diiiiickkk
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That's weird my boyfriend say it was becasue of his dick....huh
just go as a life size dick
I second this.
Shouldn't be too HARD to pull off.
careful what you wish for...for thousand of years folks thought that it was a comet that destroyed the dinosaurs covering up the sun , well new studies from all over, re-writting the encyclopedias as well as history books, it is actually my diiiiickkk
That's weird my boyfriend say it was becasue of his dick....huh
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Don’t want to disappoint u..it was my diiick that caused the ice age
I once wore a massive condom costume with arm holes for Halloween back in the day. I'd run into stores, bend down and fling back up and yell out, "erection!"
A pair of cops saw me do this, one group had a good laugh, another almost arrested me for causing a disturbance.
10/10 would do again.
just go as a life size dick
I second this.
Shouldn't be too HARD to pull off.
careful what you wish for...for thousand of years folks thought that it was a comet that destroyed the dinosaurs covering up the sun , well new studies from all over, re-writting the encyclopedias as well as history books, it is actually my diiiiickkk
That's weird my boyfriend say it was becasue of his dick....huh
Don’t want to disappoint u..it was my diiick that caused the ice age
So disappointing that it couldn't even get the earth hot?
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After my diiick landed it caused a gravitational pull in the galaxies, in which after my diiick lifted it caused the earth to be back in orbit..as we all know as global warming
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as a Taurus, widely known for their humongous diickk which created the universe formerly known as the big bang as quoted by many famous scholars, kinda tough to find a costume to cover up this galaxy world size diick w/o attracting all the females as opposed to scaring them, pls advise