I JUST HAD TO SHARE THIS WITH MY FAVORITE PEOPLE!

I was getting on the bus to come home from work early this morning.
And I asked this lady (who was venting to someone on her bluetooth) if I could buy a cigarette from her. {for the sake of how easy it was to get a laugh out of this complete stranger... I saw her just give one to someone else, I was quite sure she didn't know, out of sheer generosity. So I gave her a dollar and said this is to pay for my cig and the one you just GAVE to the other guy. She laughed (because she didn't notice I was observant of that much before approaching her for the smoke) and told me I was buggin'.}
The only words I heard her say, while she was reaching into her pocket for the cig, were "How the fuck is she going to ask me for something, and then get mad at me when I say I don't have it?" I responded in a jokingly manner (even though she wasn't talking to me) saying "sounds like a pisces..." Her eyes got wide as hell and she swore to me on everything that she loved "She really is a Pisces!" And asked me (rhetorically) how did I call that. She continued on to say how "they're cool, and make good friends, but sometimes..." LOL I asked her "So, what's your sign?" She said "... OH! I'm a TAURUS!"

Just thought you all would get a little kick out of this. I though about all of you when this happened.

MY NINJA!!!
If she liked it, chances are... she was.

lmao wow thats sounds like me the taurus and all the pisces of the world especially all of my ex roommates who happen stick me wit the rent and just dipped on me. there were 3 of them all pisces lol....i paid all the bills in the house and one had the nerve to be talking smack about me behind my back saying i was selfish how dare he!!!! he brought nothing to the table except ran up my light bill from being there all day long!!!!!

I think I'm building a bad rep with the pisceans on DXP. So allow me to clear something up.

I have a very close friend that is a pisces female, and we have deeper conversations with each other than I usually have with most other people. I'm just careful of what I tell her, because they like to tell what they know... to almost everyone (so I keep the critical/private details out of those conversations). We get along fairly well... but if someone pisses her off... she is intolerable (what's sad is that I usually understand why she gets angry... but not to the proportion to which she blows it up to be). Regardless of all that, I know that she will never let anyone talk negatively about me, and will always stand up for me if I'm not there to do it myself. SO I DON'T HATE YOU... I JUST UNDERSTAND YOUR TENDENCIES!

"wait, shell, you're a pisces?"

That's like asking me if "all the guards at guantanamo are gay?"
FUCK NO!!! LOL
I am a cancer.