Just like an STD . (Page 2)

vb did you dont just see bomb go off ? that was a chick with mexican food for dinner.

Mmmmm 24 was a very nice age indeed. Bit wiser, head screwed on much better.

ROFLMAO I swear to you K it will be okay. Some minor morning trouble, some deep magazine time in the w/c and all will be well. Just don't squeeze me too tightly. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA. I love this. LMAO

Posted by soap
vb did you dont just see bomb go off ? that was a chick with mexican food for dinner.

you don't want one of those prissy air or water sign girls who hold it in do you? 😛

that's why they are so hard to get along with.... 😉

no hugs for you LOL. your like a ticking time bomb.... 😛

well I have some years before that age. lol

lol so its the air and water signs huh ?

Posted by soap
lol so its the air and water signs huh ?

must be.us earth and fire girls like to get right down to biddness.😛

we're not uptight,just flamable.🙂

how do you spell that? I got a red line....

Hell to the yes. All that retention makes you cranky. Let it out for heavens sakes. Luckily Bells and I are double dipped for extra fun. Fire and Earth, got it all. 😄

lol I see, lmao!k look its not that big of a deal but like if she farted on me or like did the blanks and ripped one. OMG I'd be mad lol. cuz then I'd have to get her back twice. 😛

LMAO!! Flammable! HAZMAT suits to the left, warning ladies and gentlemen, this is not a drill. I repeat..NOT A DRILL...

Posted by soap
lol I see, lmao!k look its not that big of a deal but like if she farted on me or like did the blanks and ripped one. OMG I'd be mad lol. cuz then I'd have to get her back twice. 😛

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS! Retribution!

Its only fair. I would probley take it too far tho 😉 haha I cound just see her waking up too a hairy ass in her face and me ripping a nice one that smells like somthing died lmao! I have some weird thoughts.

ROFL

We are some classy peeps,eh? 🙂

lol, we are just the ones that know how to have fun 😉

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! I about shot coffee out my nose!

And those aren't farts, they're 'love puffs'. 😉

LOL! ouch vb! its a funny pic huh to see? Aries dont grow up 🙂

Posted by venusianbull
And those aren't farts, they're 'love puffs'. 😉

ROFLMAO

THANK GOODNESS. Honestly. 🙂

ROFLMAO Farts are just funny business.

Exactly.if you can't joke about farts,what can ya joke about?

lol, so Ive learned you dont do that stuff whe n you first start out. but was your tied you can do all kinds of stuff.

like if you have white underwear.... try leaving the racing stripe. like try everything to grost her out 😛

Too damned right! *hand over heart* As another truly great Taurus said "Farts are shit without the mess". Thank you George.

even that word fart is funny lol 😛

Awwwwww! It's so SWEET! POOPOO UNDIES! ROFLMAO

there you go honey 🙂 I love you. lmao!

*clutching stain stick in one hand and racing striped shorts in the other..tears of joy streaming down my face* I am the luckiest woman in all Christendom!

Like a Hallmark baby, when you care enough to send the very best. LMAO

LOL! thats funny. IDk if I cound do that....I will tho go and film her on the john and laugh. seriously I have some weird thoughts!

ROFLMAO Those are NORMAL thoughts. I would think nothing of just waltzing in on someone on the toilet. "OH HAI, getting plenty of fiber I see." Or running quickly in and tearing back a shower curtain to take pictures..or grading someones belches or farts. Stand up and tilt my head to one side and do the polite 'golf clap'. Say "NICE ONE BABY". And laugh my ASS off if it smelled just awful.

Course, I AM a bit twisted. But MY is it FUN. 😄

lol,totally! I would so rip one and blame it on her 😉 its too funny !

Or there is the dastardly walk of shame down a shopping aisle. You crack one off. An evil, putrid thing. Then quickly duck one aisle down, leaving her slightly confused and in a cloud of doom. But have a clear line of sight so you can watch the next poor bastard wander in your web..and they think it's HER that did it. Note the trapped look, the embarrassment, and then the eyes narrowing down while she plots her next move to rub stinging nettle all over your tighty whities.

Oh the power, THE POWER.

Omg yes that would be so funny! I would have to go to the E.R. lmao!

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Oh I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. *wiping eyes*

dont cry vb 😛 lol!

for bells and vb 🙂

Awwww, there you go again. 🙂

LOL what vb ? 🙂

With that music that is all sighs and lovely words and geared to take one from the dance floor to the bedroom. Good schtuff. 🙂

LOL. I dont do that 😉 do I vb ?

Yes. LOL And music does that, it's why it moves us. And I need to move my rump. From this room, to my bedroom. Goodnight K *smooching cheek*. 🙂

good night vb 🙂 lol yes it does huh? hehehe im pro 😛