@SirHorns
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Psst, Earth Signs...
What Are Earth Signs in Astrology
Earth signs in astrology include Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn. They are known for their practicality, reliability, and love of stability and material comforts. Earth signs often seek security and enjoy building lasting relationships and environments that reflect their grounded nature.
I say I buy a Lamborghini for everyone and I drive a Golden Bugatti with 20 inch rims while doing doughnuts. I wear my swag like I wear my suit and vest, over 9000. Private helicopter and big ass pool in the back of my mansion built out of redwood trees.
I say we build a wall around that paradise and then a surrounding lake with piranhas in it. We can auction off some of them from the Pisces Board.
Ah heaven...coming home..
It would absolutely have to be a hedonist club.
And we need to discuss harem arrangements amongst us. Let no one be unsatisfied.
Google Placebo's "Protege moi". The video was censored..that's how I imagine the Earth sign mansion.
ok but just you! 😄
We need a liaison for the rest of the 3 elements. they will be our link with the outside world (Which will no longer exist once us earth signs give up on society but oh well)
Posted by Sn1p3r187
I say I buy a Lamborghini for everyone and I drive a Golden Bugatti with 20 inch rims while doing doughnuts. I wear my swag like I wear my suit and vest, over 9000. Private helicopter and big ass pool in the back of my mansion built out of redwood trees.
Done. Why redwood though? style ?
Posted by Damnata
I say we build a wall around that paradise and then a surrounding lake with piranhas in it. We can auction off some of them from the Pisces Board.
Ah heaven...coming home..
Good ideas!
Posted by Damnata
It would absolutely have to be a hedonist club.
And we need to discuss harem arrangements amongst us. Let no one be unsatisfied.
Google Placebo's "Protege moi". The video was censored..that's how I imagine the Earth sign mansion.
That video...yes that must happen. Thoughts on allowing other elements to visit to be used as pleasure toys to us?
Posted by exoskeleton
yayay! 😄click to expand
You have to keep tabs on your fellow Water Signs for us though.
Posted by SirHorns
What should our paradise have to full fill and indulge our earthly desires?
a bar
a jacuzzi
an inside garden
an art gallery
a fireplace
a pool
a record player
strippers of both sexes
wooden cabin look
an office where we discuss the stock market
a videogame room for Sniper
and yeah, pizza
a bar - Liquor of choice? We need a Bar tender and lots of variety.
a jacuzzi - Agreed. Any models anyone want to show us?
an inside garden - My Moon approves and wants to garden. 😐
an art gallery - Any particular artist's work you want displayed?
a fireplace - YES.
a pool - Also a pol table for playing pool.
a record player - Vintage? Nice.
strippers of both sexes - Naturally.
wooden cabin look - Thoughts guys?
an office where we discuss the stock market - Yes, this is a must.
a videogame room for Sniper - Why just for him?! 😢
and yeah, pizza - Always and forever
Replies in bold.
oh my.... give me a cabin on the beach and all you good people set our own fire and yeah i'll pass on the strippers *shy taurus look*
Posted by Chael
you know what i won't take the cap women. lmao
what happened? Too goat for you to handle?
Posted by Sn1p3r187
I say I buy a Lamborghini for everyone and I drive a Golden Bugatti with 20 inch rims while doing doughnuts. I wear my swag like I wear my suit and vest, over 9000. Private helicopter and big ass pool in the back of my mansion built out of redwood trees.Done. Why redwood though? style ?
Posted by Damnata
I say we build a wall around that paradise and then a surrounding lake with piranhas in it. We can auction off some of them from the Pisces Board.
Ah heaven...coming home..Good ideas!
Posted by Damnata
It would absolutely have to be a hedonist club.
And we need to discuss harem arrangements amongst us. Let no one be unsatisfied.
Google Placebo's "Protege moi". The video was censored..that's how I imagine the Earth sign mansion.That video...yes that must happen. Thoughts on allowing other elements to visit to be used as pleasure toys to us?
Posted by exoskeleton
yayay! 😄You have to keep tabs on your fellow Water Signs for us though.
click to expand
Just to be a dick. Because redwoods are endangered and indigenous to California. And besides redwood is pretty damn sturdy and powerful.
Once upon a time (Well I still am) I was in this facebook group about albanian zodiac signs. They'd post a lot of pictures for each sign and I saved them.
I am going to add them to this thread.
In the interest of science..
Demi = Taurus
Bricjapi = Capricorn
Virgjeresha = Virgo
Posted by Sn1p3r187
I say I buy a Lamborghini for everyone and I drive a Golden Bugatti with 20 inch rims while doing doughnuts. I wear my swag like I wear my suit and vest, over 9000. Private helicopter and big ass pool in the back of my mansion built out of redwood trees.Done. Why redwood though? style ?
Posted by Damnata
I say we build a wall around that paradise and then a surrounding lake with piranhas in it. We can auction off some of them from the Pisces Board.
Ah heaven...coming home..Good ideas!
Posted by Damnata
It would absolutely have to be a hedonist club.
And we need to discuss harem arrangements amongst us. Let no one be unsatisfied.
Google Placebo's "Protege moi". The video was censored..that's how I imagine the Earth sign mansion.That video...yes that must happen. Thoughts on allowing other elements to visit to be used as pleasure toys to us?
Posted by exoskeleton
yayay! 😄You have to keep tabs on your fellow Water Signs for us though.
click to expand
I call dibs on the Scorps.
Posted by 2N3R
I call dibs on the Scorps.I have trenchcoats..
Just saying..
Posted by TxOgal
oh my.... give me a cabin on the beach and all you good people set our own fire and yeah i'll pass on the strippers *shy taurus look*
White Sand Beach or?
Also fine, but servers still wear skimpy outfits, warning you now.
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Want.
Posted by TxOgal
oh my.... give me a cabin on the beach and all you good people set our own fire and yeah i'll pass on the strippers *shy taurus look*White Sand Beach or?
Also fine, but servers still wear skimpy outfits, warning you now.
Want.
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lol red-sea-like beach! .. ok I'll just enjoy the moment
Posted by 2N3R
I call dibs on the Scorps.I have trenchcoats..
Just saying..
click to expandI'm going to do what everyone else does and use one of my planets to excuse my whorish behavior: as long as my Taurus sun approves the person, my Venus in Gemini accepts all offers.
😆
Too late, I already called Dibs on the Scorps. You can have the leftovers.
Nowhere on here has anyone said that they called dibs on any sign prior to me. Regardless, you're in MY house now. You have no say in what goes on here. Know your place, Goat.
😛
Posted by 2N3R
Nowhere on here has anyone said that they called dibs on any sign prior to me. Regardless, you're in MY house now. You have no say in what goes on here. Know your place, Goat.😛
By logic. I already rounded them up and called dibs. But I'll share like a gent and do for everyone. 😄
Give PVJ a pass. Besides that Water lightens the mood. 🙂
Posted by PVandJellay
I wanna come! 😭 I have Virgo moon and Taurus rising. I deserve at least a guest pass. 😄
Fine, you can keep tabs on Pisces for us.
But if Cp wants you in a coconut bra while serving his goat whims - oh wait, you could always get another earth sign to cockblock. Nevermind.😄 Enjoy!
I think she'd rather have a goat that's always carrying a piece on him and a blade. Obviously I make a better guard. Besides anyone else here have good hand to hand skills?
Posted by SirHorns
What should our paradise have to full fill and indulge our earthly desires?a bar
a jacuzzi
an inside garden
an art gallery
a fireplace
a pool
a record player
strippers of both sexes
wooden cabin look
an office where we discuss the stock market----- We do play and indulge hard, don't we?
a videogame room for Sniper
and yeah, pizzaclick to expand
I LOVE this!
I vote you Taurus of the Year. 😉
^^^ Two's company, Three's a crowd.
Scorpio's are great cooks...hmm.
Damn straight.
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Since all they want us for is relationships or to cry about how "Us" we are, how about we all come together and do something fun? Like build an Earth Sign Utopia A.K.A. a club where we can just indulge in our Earth Sign ways?~
Care for a drink?
Let's all sit back and discuss/plot out how we'd make this into reality, as it is what we do best after all~( among other things).
Hungry?
I know I am. My hunger won't end till our Earthly Paradise has all the other signs trying to come to our yard. So my fellow Earth signs, how are you? What should our paradise have to full fill and indulge our earthly desires?
Talk to me. 😉