@soap
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Wellllllll. It would mean I'd keep a very close eye on you. And quite possibly crack you upside the head with a skillet if you got out of line. ๐
Now, why would you be mean, because Days made me blush?
I take the thing days said and turned it lmao!!! it was funny in my head. ahh what the hell@
๐ Keep it hidden.
LOL I kidd ๐ that was funny tho.
DAMN IT!
LOL! I know its funny huh? ๐
Man has me blushing again. *sigh*
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I do believe he said saddle bags...... lmao I crack meself up. ๐
lamo! I killed that. hahaha ๐
HA! I'm 39, not 89. ๐
the big 40 baby! I go get you a cane and a wheelchair. lol!
Not afraid of 40 a bit. And mind your elders boy!
LOL so your on the seniors menu now! sweet cheap date.
WATCH IT young man. Or this old bag is going to put her 4" high heel on your chest and pin you down. *uncoiling whip*
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The word is oranges!
LOL that might work . light me on fire!
ROFLOL!!
OMG she's having a heart attack! LOL. its not funny kyle.
Pffffft! Heart attack. Bout to give YOU one. *giving hairy eyeball*
Yes, do not tempt a Pisces pyromaniac.
oh but im one myself LOL.... ive had the fire department at my house 3 times now....
oh baby! sexy! ๐
Oh gosh, did you really set fire to things in the house?
no...lol! ok first time was when I was like 10 I light army men on fire on top of a cardboard box and that was next to the fence. the box caught on fire and fired the fence.hahaha.
next one. july 4! you know what that means fireworks!!!! so I had smokebombs I threw one into the bush. it caught on fire and the firedepartment came lol.
next one was the tractor caught on fire.... lol the fuel line broke and boom! fire. I used the hoes.
LOL And you say you've no fire.
LOl IM a fire sign in disguise! scorpio rising bahahaha.
I have a ton of fire baby! im a aries sun !
Just so. ๐
LOL I need to cover the song. what if she saw this. me talking to her mom like this LOL
LOL Poor K. ๐
what does that mean ? lol. I dont like your games miss! haha.
You're crushing on my girrrrrrrrl. ๐
* big ass grin * Maybe.
Heheheheeee.
hey! isnt it your bed time yet? LOL.
Yes, right now as a matter of fact. I'd rather be up all night and have a lovely Italian meal, but this woman needs sleep. ๐ G'nite K.
good night vb. ๐
Looking for my hoof in his butt is what he's doing. LOL
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LOL, how am I going to get a date. then huh if IM being mean to the mom ? huh.