TAURUS, YOU BULLS USE PEOPLE!

Taurus--Don't use or abuse people. If you want or need something, then earn it, buy it, or do it at your own expense. Don't make people believe you are in love with them when all you are looking for is security!! Have a little more compassion and alot more passion in yourselves! Have a heart!And don't be so damn possessive!


TAURUS
(Apr 21 - May 21)
They say that you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Perhaps they are right but you are not a dog, nor are you old and nor are you now in the process of learning a trick. You are refining a technique - and that is something very different. You are honing a skill that you have been quietly developing for years. Only now, you are using it in an unusual context. You are doing something you do not normally do and you are doing it rather well. Continue to be innovative and inventive. The more you dare to be different, the more your situation will start to change for the better in every way - and at every level.

J. Cainer

Taurus Male here:

Don't know where you are comming from, but I find it humorous that you use the astrologer's forcast to sum up some "dirty deeds" that Taurus is supposed to excel at !!!

If you are saying that we show our love by ripping people off, you have been groasly misled.

Maybe you just gave this guy a bunch of money because he was good in bed, and he probably got fed up with your bullsh*t and hit the road.

Also, it doesn't really make a difference what your sign is, because to judge many by the actions of one
is the act of an idiot...and I don't recall seeing a sign for that.

One thing I can tell you is that Taurus can be direct to the point of bluntness, and I am living proof of that right at this moment.

Hope you're life gets better to the point that you will forgive the ones that had nothing to do with your "melodrama".

Taurus male and damned proud of it.

"Don't know where you are comming from, but I find it humorous that you use the astrologer's forcast to sum up some "dirty deeds" that Taurus is supposed to excel at !!!"

What are you talking about. How did you manage to come to that conclusion?? Nobody was summing up anyone's 'dirty deeds' with a astrology forecast.

No, I have not been romantically linked with a Taurus because their dicks are too small. Many people on this board can attest to that who have been linked in that way; I find that even more humorous and apparently that is why you are so defensive because you have a gerkin for a d*** yourself.!!!

I have had Taurus as friends and they are greedy and materialistic and shallow people and cheats.

Jesus, Lady (and I do use the term lightly)
Look at your post.....you condem us, then you list a Taurus forcast from J.Cainer, astrologer from England. (I read his forcasts)

Now you are making a comment about about our wangs...Honey, Hope you can find that 24 inch wang that satisfies you.....But actually, I think you are more screwed in the head than anywhere else...

Sometimes people get hurt so much that it makes them flakey, and you are ready for milk and sugar...

Taurus Male

Taurus male maybe you should put your small d**k and gigantic mouth to work for yourself. You might find you enjoy yourself more. Go find another a**hole like yourself to reem. Apparently you are a very unhappy man. The old lady probably did dump your a** for a horse di*k. I think you are a disgusting pig and if you are representative of the male tauruss out there, I can see why alot of woman find them a distasteful.

Well, I will sure try to show more love and compassion....after all, I have you as a role model for that sort of thing.

Seek help

Taurus Male

I don't want to be your role model! Find someone else!

I will try real hard to live without you

I will try real hard to live without you

Chick?! what are you talking about. First of all, you go off on Taurus males because my dear you were probably an asshole when it came down to one, or you wouldn't be so damn angry at them. (it doesn't take a psychologist to see this). I'm a Taurus Female and I see nothing wrong with them!!! In fact I feel very connected to them. Even if I wasn't a Taurus, you made such an broad judgement.

As for my fellow Taurus male above, I give you props because I love your comebacks!!! I couldn't have said it better myself.

and b**** before you go off talking about someone's anatomy, maybe you should check out your own stink ****. Is that the reason you went off on your Taurus foe? you s*** was no good!!!!

Check out your own stink C--T!!! FILL IT IN. It's blank above!!!!!!!!!!!

Check out your own stink C--T!!! FILL IT IN. It's blank above!!!!!!!!!!!

Fellow Tauruses:

This Looney Tune who is waging war on us with her tounge (that she deushes in manure each morning) has either forgotten her mental medication or has escaped from her keeper. We can only hope that she will roll up that long nasty pointed tounge of hers, and go back to that Hell hole that she assuradly creates for any poor souls that she does not approve of.

Female Taurus, thanks for the input, but this one is just too far gone......We Tauruses know better.
I am just amased that this woman actually had Taurus friends (not for long, I suspect)

Peace.

Taurus Male

Hold on here. How inappropriate was her behavior to speak like that?? I cannot believe what I just read. And I'm very upset because not only am I sensitive when it comes to Taurus Men in general (in my opinion the best men) no one should be spoken to like that. And your right, she needs to seek help immediately. I'm sorry she went off on you Taurus Male. You were too kind trying to reason with her. That is not a classy lady I must say. You were very patient Taurus Male, because she was very insulting to you. She has major problems with men in general -- not with Taurus Men.

Aries female

I forgot to mention that she goes off on you Taurus male and tells you your the unhappy one? Oh that's a good one. Has she even thought about, or read what she posted? I believe she is the unhappy person. And she is so wrong about Taurus men -- and woman for that matter. I have both in my life and I'm so connected to them.

Aries female 🙂

Thanks Aries Female,
But don't even apologize for Loony Tune.
She has been quite entertaining in a her own special little way, don't you think?
Taurus Male

lol @ looney tune. I love your sense of humor. And yes, she has been quite entertaining in her own way. I guess she seeks attention. Well she came to the wrong place.

But I hope she does seek help. She definitely needs it.

Have a good day Taurus male 🙂

Aries female

I wanted to tell you too that you've made my Monday morning. I went back and read the one you posted about her tongue and her mental medication. It made me have quite a laugh. I'm a bit too serious and need to laugh more. I do love your sense of humor and with people such as her in this world, we could all use a good laugh.

Aries female

Aries Female,
Glad I could help. Life is one big comedy of "errors" sometimes, and taking things too seriously is definitely stressy, so, just know as I do that a light heart gathers no moss, or something like that....just have a good laugh at least once a day (the world is full of things and people,including ourselves, to laugh at)

Taurus Male

Thanks Taurus Male. You are so right taking things too seriously; I am my own worst enenmy sometimes because I only acquire stress from it. But at least I'm aware of it. I usually get through it though.

Anyhow, I do hope your having a good day today.

Aries female

Oops. I meant enemy. Forgot to proof my posts for typos...lol.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Taurus Male

Your welcome :o)

Well now these posts have provided the best laugh and entertainment that I've had the pleasure of having for a very long time..... In other words I have "crashed".... Did feel a bit guilty that it is at someone else's expense though....

All your comments have have been "hillarious". (Well said Taurus male. Very proud of you).

This crazy lady cannot possibly be a "Taurean". I am one myself and cannot imagine ANY woman having such a drainpipe for a mouth..

Anyway, keep the posts rolling.. do enjoy them...

P.S. Also proud to be a Loyal and Loveable "Bull"....

I don't believe the crazy lady was a Taurean either. I have wonderful Taurus friends and they do not speak like that. Drainpipe mouth is putting in mildly. That Taurus Male is wonderful. I tell him that quite often.

Have a good day Taurus Female.

Aries female

Taurus Male here:

Astrology Message boards can certainly be a kick. And all of you have really helped to preserve the Taurus way of life and Love. "God bless us, everyone", even though we are not exactly "Tiny Tims". And to all those who may attempt to undermind us,
Bring it on, I think we are up to the challange...if you enjoy that sort of thing.

Thanks, ya'll.

Taurus Male

Awww - I thought this was hilarious, until you lovely, boring taurus's stepped in. No offense, but it would have been fun to see you guys egg her on. I think I have seen her before on another site, whereas she has insulted the anatomy of a taurus male. It was hilarious, if you look into the Scorpio site - a lot of people got involved with that on. HEHE. Don't take life so seriously guys!!

Taurus Male here:

Sorry we cut your fun off too quickly, but I really needed to clean out my ears with drano...I don't know about you, but I can only take so much of that 4 letter word dictionary stuff for so long...So, Looney Tune, if you're out there, you seem to have a fan, but if you can try to meet him or her on the scorpio board, that would probably spare us Taureans the drugery of having to dine at the manure buffet again.

But I do kindof wish that you and other souls that may claim we are boring would just do your little "I am more exciting dance" to someone who is impressed with that kind of SHIT. I use that word only because you seem to lap that stuff up....Life can be exciting, and don't think that Tauruses don't like to get their fair share of that.

Taurus Male

That's Draino (Book em Dano)

Boring Taurus Male who wishes this board had a spell checker on it

That's Draino (Book em Dano)

Boring Taurus Male who wishes this board had a spell checker on it

What topic is all this talk about Taurus men under on the Scorpio board? I'm interested in reading it so I can disagree.

Taurus Male,

I love your sense of humor. I wish there was a spell check too. I've had to edit my typos before.

Well Taurus male if you are boring then I'm one boring Aries female. What really describes a person as boring? Not being on the go and out every night of the week? I don't know about you but I enjoy staying home and relaxing; quiet time -- nice conversations/dinner with friends; the arts. Perhaps some fun on the town -- with late nights -- may be essential to some but at my age, I'm past the partying stage. Perhaps these people crave constant action. I don't know.

Boring Aries female

Aries Female:

If I do find myself bored, God help me if all I can hope to do is egg along some wacko who gets pleasure out of making fun out of people's wangs, and displaying a master's degree in gutter rhetoric... I guess some people are just fun freaks who really don't care about what or how they go about it....I like having a good time, but we just don't get that crazy about it.....So, Aries Female, you are not "Boring" to us at all. I love watching what happens in this looney world, but I do not have to participate in all of it.

Taurus Male

Ok Taurus Male; it looks like you may need my help then(haha). There is a difference in being bored -- and boring. I just don't get the sense your boring. But let's not speak about that wacko who mentioned wangs and other things. It disturbs me. That is obviously a mentally ill person. I hope she sought help. I hope your having a good evening.

Aries female

OK, Aries Female...Thanks for the help. The guy who thought we were boring for not egging Looney Tune on, led me to wonder how bored that guy was. Water under the ole bridge by now...just kinda funny..

Taurus Male

Your welcome Taurus Male. You are up quite late as well. Being that it is very late, I'd better go.

Speak to you soon.

Aries female

Hellooo to all the sane and wacko's out there .....

Really feel that I need to explain.. Taureans are not boring. We just know how to behave in different circumstances.. I am a Taurean and I can enjoy most anything. As much as I love the things you might call boring (Theatre, Family picnics, Sunday Dinners, Camping in a Tent,) so you can treat me to a bash and I can boogie all night. "Boogie and Boogie". Taureans love music and dancing and many can sing ... Sure, we are not the "hit me over the head and drag me to your cave" sort but we are very warm and sensual and passionate WITH SOMEONE SPECIAL...

We do have a sence of humour.. "Drainpipe mouth certainly entertained me".. In other words we will laugh with you/at you but it is very rare that you will find a Taurean Lady acting "Vulgar" herself.

Do you call this boring—??

I agree and that was a good post. You are not boring, nor do I find Taurus men/woman boring. The drainpipe mouth lady...well I don't know what sign she was but that was so unlady like. And no man likes a woman who is vulgar. I am also very passionate and sensual, with one special man of course and I am aries female.

But don't feel like you have to explain to the wackos out there. It's not worth it. I have been called boring before. But I don't think I am.

Aries female

Thanks Aries female and "Cheers and Love and Happiness" to you in your GOOD life....

Taurus and Proud...

Aries Female:

Hun, if I could explain all the whackos out there, I would be more popular than Sigmund Freud. Don't really want that job anywho. I will stick with light comments.

Thanks.

Taurus Male

Your welcome Taurus Male.

:o)

Aries female

I am a gemini girl w/ taurus moon and I have had Taurus girlfriends completely take advantage of me, only using me when it was convenient or beneficial to her. I still find myself calling her though and then she continuously reaffirms my accusations. I still love Taurus' but you don't need a harem of servants and I am basically her friend when she isn't "madly in love"
which is close to never.

Not very nice.

Oh so that would explain why my Taurus Male friend -- for the last year has resisted my attempts to get close to him. He simply appears to be afraid to fall "madly in love" -- or have someone good like myself in his life again; like he once had (breakup). The whole love concept scares him again. But let him sit around and scratch his head to wonder what could have been because by then, I will have moved on to someone else. Why is that when they know it's a good thing -- and their intuition tells them so -- they don't act on it! Especially Taurus men who are known to have good intuition. Why sit around?? Tomorrow may just be too late. Don't get me wrong, I love Taurus men but this waiting trait can only go so far.

god i love forplay

Well thanks for your immature and silly comment. But I was hoping for someone who was more mature -- and intelligent that could shed some light on what Taurus men think of at times. That's all.

It takes them awhile to get warmed up love

Great, a man of many words. That didn't give me much info to go on....lol.

Anyhow, I would think after one year, one should be warmed up. But in general (not just Taurus men), people usually can't see something of value, until it's gone. But what's confusing about a Taurus man is that they are known to have very good intuition, and want something stable. Just a suggestion but if they already know this, it's a good idea to consider taking that risk, before everything that's stable passes them by.

Perhaps Amber you are the lucky one if you pass him by. you let him know you are moving on it might spark some interest if not then get out the whiskey and mind the broken heart.