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Posted by strudel
it's her "how dare you not find me funny or get me" moon! 😄

"BE INTERESTED IN THIS TAURUS SCORPIO COUPLE I PICKED FOR YUU AND SOREN KIEKERGARD!!!"

"BULL I'M STILL TALKING HERE"

"HEY BULL"



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!

See now THAT is funny.

And Kierkegaard (ahem, "father of *Existentialism*"!) has got to be one of the least light-hearted/fun people to ever walk the earth.
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Your north node is also in Pisces?! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!! *mock shock*

😛



*buys trenchcoat since you're clearly in need of a lesson*



WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm looking forward to you not wearing anything underneath it. 😆



@_@



So happy you have no idea what this is about 😄
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Yep. 😆
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I just got done reading this thread. And it has really pissed me off, for many reasons. Those who have NO CLUE what they are talking about (unlike us "silly people") really need to keep their mouths (or fingers) shut and not try to make "light hearted fun" out of something that might be truly killing someone....if you are NOT a scorp or taurus who has ever had this "connection" (or whatever it is) why comment? Why MOCK something that really isn't funny at ALL to someone who IS going through this?? I have been on these boards a LONG time, but didn't even join the site until I stumbled across TLS' thread about his scorp, because everything he talked about hit so close to home with me.

And NO. I don't base my life or my decisions in life on Astrology. So to imply that we are all that stupid is just ridiculous. BUT.....there IS definitely something with these two signs. And it is not just this forum where I have seen this dynamic and how intense it can really be. So again, PLEASE do NOT judge what you don't understand. I am much older than a lot of you on here I see. And I can tell you I never thought I would be in the situation I am in. But I AM. And reading some of these comments here have only made me feel worse about my situation. Feelings and emotions are not some GAME to us.
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^^^Again totally missing the point.

I wasn't judging. I swear people latch unto one thing and NEVER let it go.

Everything you said applies to other signs also..not only Taurus and Scorpio. It's this incredibly judgemental attitude that you guys are the only one experiencing a connection so deep that's nauseating.

People who know how to rub brain cells together probably understood this topic, at least after I made myself clear.

Boy do I know how to word things to rile people up lol. I should work in propaganda and plaster INTENSITY AND MAGNETISM everywhere..people would take me seriously.

And TLS's threads about Scorpios are great insight indeed. This is NOT what it was about.
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Posted by Damnata
^^^Again totally missing the point.

I wasn't judging. I swear people latch unto one thing and NEVER let it go.

Everything you said applies to other signs also..not only Taurus and Scorpio. It's this incredibly judgemental attitude that you guys are the only one experiencing a connection so deep that's nauseating.

People who know how to rub brain cells together probably understood this topic, at least after I made myself clear.

Boy do I know how to word things to rile people up lol. I should work in propaganda and plaster INTENSITY AND MAGNETISM everywhere..people would take me seriously.

And TLS's threads about Scorpios are great insight indeed. This is NOT what it was about.



Um, I wasn't missing your "point" at all. Nor am I "latching" onto something and not letting it go. And I DID understand this topic, and yes, I CAN "run my brain cells together"....your post CLEARLY is trying to state I am some kind of idiot?? Sorry, but like I said I have been reading here for a long time, a long time before I joined, and "things" and some "posts" do rub the wrong way, even if you are thinking you are being light, and silly and all that other BS. You do tend to come off RUDE, and you do rub people wrong.....I am just politely trying to point that out. At 25, you really need to think about who could be reading your "tongue in cheek" joking posts, and maybe taking them seriously. There are very real people who come here because they google this crap and want SOMETHING, some kind of guidance or just SOMETHING. And then they read something that basically puts them down and makes them feel they are crazy??
Whatever.....continue posting your "ha this is funny" crap. You might be in THEIR position one day, and trust me when I say, you WON'T like it. Because it sucks..
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lol.

like I said, irrational.

Nothing I say here will have a bearing on your real life..nothing I say here will make your connection with a Taurus not work or make it work.

I didn't call you an idiot but you're really good with insults, it showcases your maturity.

It's sad you're older than me really. In my life people that are older than me actually can read and understand.

Let me try to explain it further, maybe it sticks: Let's say I am a Scorpio chick in love with a Taurus. I google and reach this forum. I read replies from Taureans who deal with Scorpios and see how much I relate to. Nothing else matters and no way you're trying to spin it...nothing else matters. The only thing that should matter would be other people who experienced this otherworldy connection, completely unknown between other signs..ever.

As for the rest of your post..only assumptions. Truth is..you have no idea how delusional you come across. If you're the same way in real life, I don't know and I won't assume. But it's this hellbent delusion I addressed in this topic and, as always, I am proven right.

I can assure you people in happy Taurus-Scorp pairings would never reply to this topic or would do it and crack a joke or talk about the positives of this pairing.Meanwhile, a lot of people on this board are NOT in a marriage or a longterm relationship with their opposite but fantasize to eternity and beyond. Reality is that way =>
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ok, whatever. Agree to disagree. I am not delusional. Nor am I irrational. Bottom line, you are rude. I have seen your "shit" across the board, and that is just how you come across. Rude and immature. You talk about me slinging insults.....then you turn around and say "In my life people that are older than me actually can read and understand." OK......that isn't meant as an insult? I read and did understand what you wrote, what you were "trying" to say perfectly well. I simply disagreed with it. And my relationship has nothing to do with any of this, and is not some delusional, "irrational" fantasy.

My point was to let you know in a kind way that you can be quite insulting and rude. And you really need to work on that. And you need to keep in mind that although this is a silly message board about astrology, meant for entertainment, that there are real people who come here to read for "real life issues", and they may just not get your "jokes". I know plenty of Scorpio/Taurus people who have wonderful relationships......and some that do not. But you come on here, and immediately call the people who don't "silly" and "delusional". I still fail to find the humor in those statements. Again.....rude, judgmental and immature. BTW, are you a Virgo? Just wondering why you even care about this pairing....
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This was from a discussion is a recent thread....
Posted by TaurusBull1977
Posted by jeannegrey
LOL. Yea, I think the _____ being confused by the Taurus man could actually be explained by the fact that the Taurus himself isn't really sure of what the F* is going on 🙂



Example...

Prospect: "I'm not looking for a relationship, just a FWB"
Taurus Man: (taking her words @ face value) *shrugs* and responds "OK"
Prospect: *Begins a FWB affair with the Taurus male*
Prospect: *Gets frustrated at the disappearing acts and hot and cold behavior, proceeds to create a thread*
Prospect: "Why is this man playing games? I thought Taurus men were suppose to be loyal, committed, nurturing, and attentive."
Taurus Man: ——————?
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This is called satire. It's humor. It's reality, but nonetheless, still humor.

Scorps are intense. My ex was a Scorpio, I should know.
No one is making a mockery of your emotions, channel them, embrace them, but be a bit more flexible with them.
You're loyal and consistent, and we respect that about Scorps, but it's OK to relax a little.

(And FYI, if you're crazy about a Bull, word to the wise, develop a sense of humor, we are hilariously funny, and can't resist a good joke. My moon is in Gemini, so I'm a bit more sarcastic with my jokes. Dry humor. My Taurus brother is worse, there is no lid on his jokes. We're talking Kevin Hart funny.)



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Posted by TaurusBull1977

(And FYI, if you're crazy about a Bull, word to the wise, develop a sense of humor, we are hilariously funny, and can't resist a good joke. My moon is in Gemini, so I'm a bit more sarcastic with my jokes. Dry humor. My Taurus brother is worse, there is no lid on his jokes. We're talking Kevin Hart funny.)





MORE proof all Tauruses should be with Virgos.

And yet again, I joke.
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@UncleIroh

The drawn between opposites is strong across all the signs. That's what I was referring to. It isn't Scorpio - Taurus property.

I was speaking about the magnetic pull between opposites that is intense when it happens.

But don't worry, you're not alone in not having a sense of humor (not getting my sense of humor that is but it sounded more funny like that 😛). Nothing bad about it either, you don't have to.

We can resume to bitching and indulging in pain, rather than taking the high road.

Oh Marie/Pierre Curie, where art thou to see this foolishness. Maybe you folks would get my humor.
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^^LOL

Why does it matter what sign I am? There's no envy in my replies and I can assure you I've had connections like that..and I'm not a Taurus or a Scorpio. But since I'm neither, wtf do I know about intensity and passion?



CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE YOUR 8TH HOUSE VENUS.
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I don't know what those are, since I am not a Scorpio or a Taurus. Do ellaborate.
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Posted by scorpiogirl99
ok, whatever. Agree to disagree. I am not delusional. Nor am I irrational. Bottom line, you are rude. I have seen your "shit" across the board, and that is just how you come across. Rude and immature. You talk about me slinging insults.....then you turn around and say "In my life people that are older than me actually can read and understand." OK......that isn't meant as an insult? I read and did understand what you wrote, what you were "trying" to say perfectly well. I simply disagreed with it. And my relationship has nothing to do with any of this, and is not some delusional, "irrational" fantasy.

My point was to let you know in a kind way that you can be quite insulting and rude. And you really need to work on that. And you need to keep in mind that although this is a silly message board about astrology, meant for entertainment, that there are real people who come here to read for "real life issues", and they may just not get your "jokes". I know plenty of Scorpio/Taurus people who have wonderful relationships......and some that do not. But you come on here, and immediately call the people who don't "silly" and "delusional". I still fail to find the humor in those statements. Again.....rude, judgmental and immature. BTW, are you a Virgo? Just wondering why you even care about this pairing....



Look, you and Taurus just aren't good together. I don't care if you laugh at that or not. Taurus AND Scorpio both belong to Virgo. I don't know if you've read anything about Virgo double lives, but as you can see Taurus comes first. They're the ones we publicly marry. Scorpio is our side love. I hope I've settled things.



SIDE DICKS!

it's the other way around IME.
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You mean marrying Scorps and keeping Taurus on the side?

Since Taurus likes food so much, wouldn't they love to be a side DISH?

ijs
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Posted by strudel
no commitment. uncertain. but what if realistically that is truly the only thing one can offer?



Exactly.

All commitments are bound to end when one person dies. It's the way life is.

But until then, we wrap it in smoke and mirrors. It's a beautiful thing to stand by your word and build something with someone..you just have to understand that life truly is fluid.

I was all about certainty, I could post on this topic for days. It brought so much anxiety in my life.
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Posted by scorpiogirl99
ok, whatever. Agree to disagree. I am not delusional. Nor am I irrational. Bottom line, you are rude. I have seen your "shit" across the board, and that is just how you come across. Rude and immature. You talk about me slinging insults.....then you turn around and say "In my life people that are older than me actually can read and understand." OK......that isn't meant as an insult? I read and did understand what you wrote, what you were "trying" to say perfectly well. I simply disagreed with it. And my relationship has nothing to do with any of this, and is not some delusional, "irrational" fantasy.

My point was to let you know in a kind way that you can be quite insulting and rude. And you really need to work on that. And you need to keep in mind that although this is a silly message board about astrology, meant for entertainment, that there are real people who come here to read for "real life issues", and they may just not get your "jokes". I know plenty of Scorpio/Taurus people who have wonderful relationships......and some that do not. But you come on here, and immediately call the people who don't "silly" and "delusional". I still fail to find the humor in those statements. Again.....rude, judgmental and immature. BTW, are you a Virgo? Just wondering why you even care about this pairing....



Look, you and Taurus just aren't good together. I don't care if you laugh at that or not. Taurus AND Scorpio both belong to Virgo. I don't know if you've read anything about Virgo double lives, but as you can see Taurus comes first. They're the ones we publicly marry. Scorpio is our side love. I hope I've settled things.
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You're an insolent idiot. I belong to no one. It is not in your place to make my decisions. A Virgo tried
to convince me that a Scorpio I've known far longer than she has was plotting against me but she had nothing to show for her accusations. She also thinks Scorpio hates her for no particuar reason!! She has this incomprehensible paranoia. Even her words showed her insecurity: "I think it was her. I'm pretty sure it was her. It was most likely her". She could never say, "It IS her It WAS her". The actuality is the person at fault is AN ARIES WHOSE BEHAVIOR VIRGO IS AWAYS EXCUSING, EVEN IF IT'S A PERSO
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Since it was cut off, even when Virgo is personally attacked by Aries, she allows it and says, "That's just the way she is". Unless you're a masochist, this shit is inexcusable regardless of who does it. Obviously, neither Taurus nor Scorpio are the someone-else's-bitch sign. It's also moronic to think that any one sign is the only one with various people on the side. It would be awfully convenient for me to be with a Virgo then, since I wouldn't have to make an effort to get a Scorpio to fuck while Virgo does housework. HA!! 😆
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Posted by TaurusLovesScorpio
Posted by Impulsv
How do Taurus blow up?



I've never fully blown up, but when I've lost my temper I just say the nastiest, most hateful/disrespectful and *deeply* personal things. "I hate you" doesn't scratch the surface. I think it has totally destroyed relationships with all the Cancer women I've been with. One blowup and they really can never forgive the extent of it. So I consider it a place I just can't go to in a relationship, and now I always just establish that if I feel like I'm losing my temper, I need to kinda go off and cool down, then resume the convo. later.

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Hmmm....interesting! So, when you have done this blowing up and said what you said, what was your intention?

The reason I ask is this is how the ex taurus would operate when losing his cool (along with massive verbal abuse). The reason I, as a Cancer take that sort of thing so personally when it's coming from a loved one, is that the only times I resort to that type of verbal violence is when someone has so betrayed and hurt me that I want to give them the hurt right back. When I say "I hate you" it is dead serious and I am not trying to be manipulative. I mean it with every ounce of my being. When I use someone's weaknesses against them it is solely for the purpose of getting revenge. That's why I have such a long fuse, because I know how damaging those words can be, but once the fuse is lit.....RUN!!
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Hmmm....interesting! So, when you have done this blowing up and said what you said, what was your intention?





No real intention. Just got mad and turned evil. I guess the intention would be "say the most evil thing possible". Cancers that I've been with will actually blow up first. They blow up, say disrespectful things - usually go right for some comments about you not being a "real man" or something of that nature - basically pushing your buttons, but are not prepared for the blowback. Then they blame you for being better at saying cruel things.
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Hmmm....interesting! So, when you have done this blowing up and said what you said, what was your intention?





No real intention. Just got mad and turned evil. I guess the intention would be "say the most evil thing possible". Cancers that I've been with will actually blow up first. They blow up, say disrespectful things - usually go right for some comments about you not being a "real man" or something of that nature - basically pushing your buttons, but are not prepared for the blowback. Then they blame you for being better at saying cruel things.
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Ok, we're definitely guilty of pushing buttons. We are Cardinals, after all, and that makes us instigators of many things. I don't blame others for being better at saying cruel things because I'm usually an expert at saying the most cruel things, but I only resort to that extreme when I've lost all love and respect for someone and I'm purposely cutting them to pieces, verbally. The thing of it is, I always use the truth to cut, the person's ugliest character trait or weakness shoved in their face because that hurts more than spewing names and insults.
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It would be awfully convenient for me to be with a Virgo then, since I wouldn't have to make an effort to get a Scorpio to fuck while Virgo does housework. HA!! 😆



You wouldn't. Scorpios would be coming over all the time. I've always been a Scorp magnet for some reason. I have no idea why you'd want that though. And yeah, the Aries thing sounds like something I'd do. Aries just have it going on. I can't deny their swag.
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Oh, I would, along with everybody else because I'm not just a Scorpio magnet; everyone is attracted to me. Sadly, since I would have nothing to do with some of them. :/ The harem exists because everyone else allows it to since they apparently can't help themselves.
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Posted by strudel
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Posted by strudel
^last i checked the thread title was taurus man- scorpio female or some sort and not mean girls honkeypalooza. 😉



YUP.



I don't get it...Was I being mean?



no it was her story about her catty backstabbing friends which i found a bit random for the topic.
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The people who don't see the why of that post are either stupid or ignorant if they don't see how it relates to what the person it was meant for posted. The sentence that caused it was "Taurus and Scorpio belong to Virgo".
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Posted by strudel
^last i checked the thread title was taurus man- scorpio female or some sort and not mean girls honkeypalooza. 😉



YUP.



I don't get it...Was I being mean?



no it was her story about her catty backstabbing friends which i found a bit random for the topic.



The people who don't see the why of that post are either stupid or ignorant if they don't see how it relates to what the person it was meant for posted. The sentence that caused it was "Taurus and Scorpio belong to Virgo".



yes and my point was, it was about 3 women! stop replying like you have a dick it's annoying.
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How would you know I don't have one?

Anyway, SUCCESS!! He finally got his panties in a wad. 😆