the Taurus ALCOHOLIC

Drinking style :
>Taurus prefers to drink at a leisrurely pace, aiming for a mellow
>glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is
>a one-person stampede, the kind of
>bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets
>and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and
>dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite
>fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by
>any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get,
>er,gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is
>extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.
>Trademark cocktails:
>Early-to-bed Taureans need a picker-upper -- try a Red Bull and
>vodka. They also have to alleviate that sweet tooth and are fond of
>drinks with names
>that sound like dessert (50-50 bar, mudslide). Sweetly caffeinated
>drinks, like Irish coffee or white Russians, are ideal. More macho
>Taureans will go for something unpretentious, like a Jack Daniels
>and Coke or whiskey sour.

"extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated." hahahahhaha, omg, me & my taurusex (born on same say as me)used to go do karaoke all the time with friends and laugh sooooooo hard. Man, we were a roudy couple. Always a party! I think my body is happy we broke up, except for the good sex. 🙂

"Taurus prefers to drink at a leisrurely pace"

Hmmm not sure 'bout this one 😛 Yeah I guess beer I drink at a slow pace but don't get me started on shots because once I've got them going I can't stop! I used to get soooooooo wasted! To the point where other people couldn't take anymore and I'd take their shots for them (actually just guys) left and right and then make fun of them for it. And getting me to stop... can't remember a time where it was possible... it's that whole taurus excesssss thing... gets outta control! Man once I get going I just grab that bottle and start chugging... aaaaawwwwck so unlady-like. I DO NOT do that anymore... I know better than to get near hard liquor 😛

haha, TC, your funny! Ya, talk about unlady like, I won the fastest beer chugging contest in a bar once. NO MORE bar games for me. H, I'm done with bars, prefer a nice lounge or being the hostess. 🙂