Typical Taurus conversation:

Good night!

After of course, well, and before. 😉

Typical conversation after "Good night"...mmmmmmmmm I'm hungry, feed me christmas oranges from your sweetness baby? (horns poking out)

This is a typical bull conversation:

someone: What you do this weekend?
bull says: not much... party
bull thinking: party to party, lap dances, freak dancing, best friend chased ex with bottle in hand, broke it, hit a car while backing up, ooops friends car, made out with hottie, challenged a guy at doing shots, beat him, got wasted, threw up, woke up on the couch of friends house

someone: how was it?
bull says: ok
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guy: did you miss me?
bull: no
thinking: it's only been two days... ?

guy: you're supposed to say yes
bull: ok yeah
thinking: ...blank...

guy: hmph
bull: you miss me?
thinking: say no, you're dead

guy: yeah
bull: you're cute
thinking: he's cute

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mom: where you going?
bull: to a strip club
thinking: poles, hotties, beer

mom: no really ...
bull: strip club

mom: see how you are, u really going to a strip club?
bull: noooo, ha ha to a party at a friends house

mom: alright don't drink especially if you're driving
bull: ehhhh i don't know... yeah ok hah

next day

mom: are you hung over?
bull: no, didn't get too drunk... should of before i had that stripper all over me though

mom: you really went to the strip club?!
bull: yeah... didn't I tell you?

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bf: you horny?
bull: yes
thinking: erotic scenes

room

bf: (skip naughty phrases 🙂 ) you tired?
bull: no
thinking: more more

>=} la la
sum time l8r

bf: (skip) you wanna do it again?
bull: yeah!
thinking: come on

>=) la la sum time l8r

bf: (skip naughty) you tired?
bf: wanna do it again?
bull: yes

>=) la la sum time l8r

bf: another round?
bf: man baby I'm tired
bull: you're the one asking (big grin)

bf: naughty whispers and so forth la la la
bull: la la la

disclaimer: this post does not necessarily reflect tauruschics conversations or doings, solely for entertainment purposes... now back to the thread

TC, I LOVED it!!! You should take on script writing. 🙂 I think I was at that party you were talking about. Maybe we challenged shots? Oh and the miss you one - TOTALLY a situation I've been in. Yikes, LOVE ME LOVE ME!! oh, do I love you? miss you? eeeeeeeek

I wanna hear more! 🙂

The miss you one I remembered uhumm tHoUgHt of... because i've heard it from other bulls... It's just an example of our simple way of being honest. I find that some guys think it's cute... lol cool for us 🙂 No it really is an odd thing because some guys will laugh in surprise and say stuff like "Wow, just like that... NO?" Just for the record... 'NO' is one of my favorite words, mainly when it comes to the male species lol. However, we don't like crude bluntness in return ourselves 🙂 Ouch... cringe. No but we're not blunt like a sag would be...

Pisces: Do I look fat?
Sag: If you woulda dipped that black dress in bleach I woulda thought you were a cow!

Pisces: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah boooooohoooo! (commits suicide)

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Pisces: Do I look fat?
Taurus: Not fat FAT... you look fine
As in thinking: As fine as a fat person can look...

Pisces: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah boooooohooooo! (commits suicide)

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Disclaimer: The above is not intended to imply that the fish is that of a weak persona but rather the source of the stereotype... Back to the thread

And this is bull in stubborn mode: Yes literally

how about...?
No

well what if...?
No

and if...?
No

come on
No

look i'll put it like this...?
No

please...
No

pretty please...
No

i'll do...
No

well i'll be there anyway...
Go Ahead

will you go?
No

why are you so stubborn?
I'm Not

you are
You Think?

yes!
Well If You Say So

couldn't you just this once...?
No

come on!!
No
No
No
and...
No!

why not?
I DON'T WANT TO

Keep up long enough and behold smoke coming out of our ears and nose 😛 ha ha
Could go on forever. Reminds me of an also very stubborn and insistent leo trying to get me to go on a date with him... and that's kind of how it really actually went for about an hour and a half! Freak was I happy the day that man found himself a girlfriend!

tauruschic

What you've put is cracking me up. It's crazy how we tauruses are alike...both conversations you said are me exactly! That's funny that we r like that!

LOL I am having a good giggle at all the convo's too, sounds like some people I know!

Nice to hear you're one of us Brahn 🙂

We tauruses are alike, my friend called me to boohoo about his girlfriend who broke up with him. He read a letter that she had written him and in describing her and repeating things she would say... man did she sound like me! Everything she said sounded like something that would come out of my mouth and even what she did... one time I said something to him that reminded him of her so I asked what her b-day was and it was a day after mine. That explained it. Still wasn't much help to him that I understood completely where she was coming from and tried to explain... you ever notice someone saying "why why why? boo hoo" and you tell them exactly what it is but it's as if you had said nothing? People don't wanna hear it that's what!

Was it the pisces that you know yattayattahey? 😛

Pisces & Sag conversation haha, how can I already picture this? F, I got several fish friends but damm it's hard to watch myself around them. I love them but I too, tend to have my insensitive blunt moments. God bless the fish, they need it, those sweet souls.

Nope, TC...this is pure Taurus I know.

and damm proud!

Urgh... if only I've seen this thread before I met up with Taurus guy over the weekend. :-P

OMG! no no nOOOOOOoo!!! We're not ALL that evil. But um, we mostly all have it in us. Some of us just decide to control it, and some grow. Some people also bring out our good sides. How is it going with the bull?

Hey TaurusGoddess... how's it going with the bull? Well I posted an update on the thread I started about "Is taking the initiative pushy to a Taurus?" Go take a look.

ok, i'll meet ya over there! 😉

What's evil? Who's evil? Us? I'm confused... 😢