The Taurus weakness

TAR TAR SAUCE!!! They hate the shit. They hate it so bad that if their body ingests it. They'll explode with the force of multi Kiloton yield bomb and possibly destroy a few city block. They share a common syndrome of explosive deaths known as "Crepitus Mortis". Explosive death in basic Latin. This trait is shared with a few other signs such as Capricorns, Virgos, Aquarians, and Pisceans. Those few signs have a way to die an explosive death, but Taureans are the most common and most deadly of them all. Cuz they could actually like Tar tar sauce and ingest unheathable amounts of it that could endanger their lives as well as those around them. The trait of Crepitus Mortis comes from the decedent of the Taurus, the Minotaur. More specifically the shortest variant know as the "Mini Minotaur". Tobuscus exploited the weakness of the Taureans by demonstrating the Mini Minotaurs weak resistance to Tar Tar sauce which caused Crepitus Mortis. Thus Taureans being the decedent of the Mini Minotaur makes them very viable to dies from Crepitus Mortis. At least 86.94% likely. Hehehehehehe. 😄 Btw, don't take this shit seriously 😉

Posted by DonAmanMarat
You need to try BBQ sauce for the Taurus, Snipe.

I would. But the dog beat me over the fence.