Why not to date a Taurus...

Taurus:

Don't date a Taurus if you're not Looking For A Relationship, because once you ask them out they'll consider themselves engaged and want to shop for rings. If you are looking for an over-possessive materialist, get yourself a Taurus. Do date a Taurus if you enjoy eating huge, fattening meals in front of the television set every night, and you don't mind carrying a pager so they can reach you at any moment to ask you to stop at the grocery store on the way home. Are they really as stubborn and slow-moving as legend has it? Well, let's just say that if you're waiting for them to change their mind, you should definitely bring along something to read. And if you're waiting for them to get ready to do anything, be prepared to actually watch your nails grow ....

haha, this one is freaky, cause it does spell out my taurus man almost to a T.

right now it's ok.. later.. I'm wondering if after awhile it will get on my case with him always having to know where I am, and why it took me so long to get back.
He does the sitting in front of the t.v eating.. I hope I don't get there, cause I have enough weight to lose lol

He does do things.. but does them in a haphazard way so that he can quickly finish and get back to the t.v.

Aquarius Female

Whoaaaa, cancerlady! Ouch. I think that was a little overdone. Looks like you have no problem digging up the worst qualities in people. Myself along with the taurus's that I am friends with are not slowmoving at all, or pigs who sit around watching TV. I'm not sure what taurus's you are friends with, but if that's how they act, I wouldn't want to know them either! If anything, I find that the taurus's I know including myself are ready to get to things, and are waiting for the rest of you!!!

ok that works, i saw other ones on the other signs. Some of them are pretty funny. All's good.

Thanks for the explanation Atlantic Myst...

TaurusGoddess, you are rarely going to see me bash other signs, people occasionally when I am provoked yes, but not a whole sign. I try to see the good in everybody & everything...sorry if you or anyone else misconstrued these as an angry tirade.

As Atlantic Myst said, I saw them on the net & thought they were funny, check out the Cancerboard...you'll see!