Maury

This topic was created in the Television forum by Bal999 on Sunday, August 16, 2009 and has 11 replies.

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@Bal999
17 Years

Does anyone here watch Maury?

Even though I'm not too much into these TV shows, I must admit, every once in a while, I'll tune in just to watch all those idiots who come on there, swearing that they're not the father of some child. Then a DNA test proves they are the father. They all crack me up! So much drama, it's hilarious!

"When it comes to three-year-old {insert name here}, {Insert name here} you ARE the father!"

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@Bal999
17 Years

LOL! You just gotta love it! I can almost always count on a good laugh anytime I decide to watch that show.

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@BigD56
20 Years500+ PostsAquarius

Maury is the funniest guy ever! Whenever the man isn't the father, the girl cries on the floor and he be all over the girl like hes trying to make a baby with her right there on stage!!! TOO FUNNY LOL!!!

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@Bal999
17 Years

Posted by Ms.P
I'm 110% sure you ARE the father!!!....then to her utter shock, she learns he is NOT the father lol...Time for guy number 10 to get tested.

Disgusting lol.

ROFLMAO!

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@Bal999
17 Years

Posted by BigD56
Maury is the funniest guy ever! Whenever the man isn't the father, the girl cries on the floor and he be all over the girl like hes trying to make a baby with her right there on stage!!! TOO FUNNY LOL!!!

LOL! That's the shit, man!

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@~mystic_fish
19 Years1,000+ Posts

At one time, Maury used to have serious, interesting topics like Montel and Oprah. It's too bad he sold himself to the media sleaze-devil. He's now a one trick pony that i haven't watched since. Montel was so much more interesting, helpful and compassionate, and it's annoyingly ironic who is still on tv. Honestly, i don't find people's serious r/l problems funny at all..

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@copperhead
20 YearsTaurus

Did anyone see the one where the woman was testing man number 35 or something ridiculous?!

I swear, she was disgusting. Why would you come on tv to DNA test any man, let alone the 35th possible father. Some people have no shame. I do love watching it though.

I mean, she's had more men in 1 or 2 months then I've had in 28 years...what am I doing wrong?! jk, jk

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@dward417
20 Years1,000+ Posts

i watched maury yesterday and was very disappointed....i think some of those lie detectors tell lies.

I think Maury designs the results for good ratings for his show....

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@~mystic_fish
19 Years1,000+ Posts

i could never bring myself to laugh, since the issues seem pretty serious. I feel most sorry for the children and the instability that surrounds them. At least Montel never exploited people's problems for cheap/sleazy ratings..