Beauty tips for Redneck Women

Making some observations this past week and found the best beauty tip for when participating in redneck activities.

Bad hair day? Make up has sweat off? No problem.

Just wear a skimpy bikini top with your shorts and no one will ever notice your smudged makeup or tangled up hair.

*this advice brought to you from the mud trails*

Missing front tooth? No problem....

Simply sip your coke through a straw, with the straw inserted where that missing tooth was. "I did it on purpose. Very convenient, just like my belly button piercing is a handy place to hang a condom when I go out!!!"

And besides TC, if you guys are like us here at all, the schnapps and beer is gonna make sure you don't give a sweet f**k about the crappy hair or the mud all over your face anyway.

I wanna go quadding now in lottsa mud.

Posted by dofacc
Missing front tooth? No problem....

Simply sip your coke through a straw, with the straw inserted where that missing tooth was. "I did it on purpose. Very convenient, just like my belly button piercing is a handy place to hang a condom when I go out!!!"

Don't even have to open your mouth to get a drink! lol!

And Ewwww on the condom hanger. lmao!!

Posted by FixedWater
And besides TC, if you guys are like us here at all, the schnapps and beer is gonna make sure you don't give a sweet f**k about the crappy hair or the mud all over your face anyway.

I wanna go quadding now in lottsa mud.

We call it 4-wheeling. lol!

Now remember girls, people pay good hard earned money for that mud mask you're getting for free.

The other mud splatters, just rub them on your skin - nature's home made facial/body scrub. Rub and rinse and your skin will have a beautiful glow.

This title made me laugh. Thanks.

... and make sure when you go pee that you don't go where rabbit took his shit. Lol.

Posted by FixedWater
... and make sure when you go pee that you don't go where rabbit took his shit. Lol.

LMAO!!!!

And don't just grab any ole leaf to wipe...

"Don't you go where those Huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow...."