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My Aries moon ex couldn't tell, but she flipped the fuck out the one time I told her I masterbated in the shower a few times. Truthfully I did all the time, but I was trying to slowly break the ice so it wasn't a big deal and I could be comfortable about it. She flipped out and said "Why the fuck would you ever masturbate when you have me? Why didn't you call me into the shower with you?"

It's like damn bitch, maybe I was cleaning myself and it felt good, so I embraced a moment with myself. Why does everything have to be about you? Sex with her was great at first, but she wanted it too much and I had to meet certain requirements every time. It's not entirely her fault because from the start I was going hard. Like keeping my cock hard for 3 orgasms before stopping. So sex had to always be 100% or something was wrong, and sometimes a man just wants to get a nut off real quick with no strings attached.
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Way back in the day when I worked at the hotel we had a guy with a seriously debilitating porn addiction...he stayed for like 3 days before he ran out of credit cards to max out. My dude was just sitting there for 3 days straight watching movies back to back. I don’t think he took more than an hour break 😒 each time he maxed a card out he’d come down with a new one and trust me you could tell he was a chronic masturbator. Looking all pink and disheveled and creepy. Like you could tell he had nothing left in life but that

Idk why he didn’t just go to pornhub or similar...maybe he already exhausted their library 🤷🏼‍♀️
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My Aries moon ex couldn't tell, but she flipped the fuck out the one time I told her I masterbated in the shower a few times. Truthfully I did all the time, but I was trying to slowly break the ice so it wasn't a big deal and I could be comfortable about it. She flipped out and said "Why the fuck would you ever masturbate when you have me? Why didn't you call me into the shower with you?"

It's like damn bitch, maybe I was cleaning myself and it felt good, so I embraced a moment with myself. Why does everything have to be about you? Sex with her was great at first, but she wanted it too much and I had to meet certain requirements every time. It's not entirely her fault because from the start I was going hard. Like keeping my cock hard for 3 orgasms before stopping. So sex had to always be 100% or something was wrong, and sometimes a man just wants to get a nut off real quick with no strings attached.

Do you have pink hands?

Also do you have chronic shaking in your hands?

Do you also have glazed eyes?

According to any of these traits, you are a chronic masturbator and have training wheels on.

It's amazing how far people will go to out do someone, but here we are lol.
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Nope, but I know pleasuring myself before bed puts me tf out cold lol! A perfectly natural cure for my chronic insomnia.

Hope that helps.
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Not a whole lot of women wouldn’t fuck Matt Damon though

Russel Brand 😬 probably not

Logically the whole thing is corrupt. But allowing people to have 5 minutes of fun does no harm i guess, in their little fantasy worlds.

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Definitely a chronic masturbator

The angry kind who slaps their own balls too
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Not a whole lot of women wouldn’t fuck Matt Damon though

Russel Brand 😬 probably not

Logically the whole thing is corrupt. But allowing people to have 5 minutes of fun does no harm i guess, in their little fantasy worlds.

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Definitely a chronic masturbator

The angry kind who slaps their own balls too

Would that not hurt? On what basis do you conclude i have a chronic problem? Or is it deluded self worth in that you think anything i say is aimed personally?
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Was referring to the man in the meme you posted but I think you took this personally way before that anyway

Oh well
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Not a whole lot of women wouldn’t fuck Matt Damon though

Russel Brand 😬 probably not

Logically the whole thing is corrupt. But allowing people to have 5 minutes of fun does no harm i guess, in their little fantasy worlds.

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Definitely a chronic masturbator

The angry kind who slaps their own balls too

Would that not hurt? On what basis do you conclude i have a chronic problem? Or is it deluded self worth in that you think anything i say is aimed personally?

Was referring to the man in the meme you posted but I think you took this personally way before that anyway

Oh well

You have tripped yourself up dear, you mentioned "so many hurt feelings over pink hands"

Cognitive issues.
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You do seem like your feelings are hurt

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Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”

We’ve never even interacted before, guy

I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.

Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL

Time to shell up.
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Stars shine doesn't like big dicks = triggered

Alex doesn't jerk off = triggered

Bri says pink hands = triggered
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Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”

We’ve never even interacted before, guy

I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.

Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL

Time to shell up.

It is called brains, i don't like stupid people, i am not a socialite either so i don't come off as "inept" people, sadly life does not work based on who has a brain clearly.
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I think you need to go back and re-read that entire exchange. you totally got offended and took it personal and tried to call her self worth into question and much more.. so just LOL only one that needs to self reflect in this case is you.
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Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”

We’ve never even interacted before, guy

I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.

Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL

Time to shell up.

Stars shine doesn't like big dicks = triggered

Alex doesn't jerk off = triggered

Bri says pink hands = triggered
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It's Canbull what do you expect. I actually thought he was different this time.. but nopppppe
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Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”

We’ve never even interacted before, guy

I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.

Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL

Time to shell up.
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Poor baby

Squishy little thing
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Posted by brianafay

Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”

We’ve never even interacted before, guy

I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.

Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL

Time to shell up.

Stars shine doesn't like big dicks = triggered

Alex doesn't jerk off = triggered

Bri says pink hands = triggered

You are just as stupid as her, but you are good at it.

Only trigger was here, but let your shit stirrer stir some more.

It is easy to say someone was not aiming something at a person, but it's easy to also construct something in words designed to employ both views.

After all you should know well about this master.

Sagittarius, masters of deflection, fools.
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I'm not a Sagittarius
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How the fuck is a joke generalized comment about pink hands devolve into calling briana stupid?

Just when I thought DXP couldn't go any lower, it steps up it's game.

JOKE WASN'T DIRECTED AT YOU PERSONALLY. Jfc

It's CanBull what do you expect?
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I don't give a shit if you're canbull or the Easter bunny.

Making a mountain out of a fucking pea. I'd say the same if briana did it.
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How the fuck is a joke generalized comment about pink hands devolve into calling briana stupid?

Just when I thought DXP couldn't go any lower, it steps up it's game.

JOKE WASN'T DIRECTED AT YOU PERSONALLY. Jfc

It's CanBull what do you expect?

I don't give a shit if you're canbull or the Easter bunny.

Making a mountain out of a fucking pea. I'd say the same if briana did it.

I like mountains, mountains of logic.
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Your entire interaction with briana lacks any logic.

Go find some other placement to blame on why this happened.

Jfc. Now I am off to go kill some imaginary monsters online. I suggest you do the same.
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Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”

We’ve never even interacted before, guy

I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.

Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL

Time to shell up.

It is called brains, i don't like stupid people, i am not a socialite either so i don't come off as "inept" people, sadly life does not work based on who has a brain clearly.

I think you need to go back and re-read that entire exchange. you totally got offended and took it personal and tried to call her self worth into question and much more.. so just LOL only one that needs to self reflect in this case is you.

I was kind, people mistook me for something else, so here i am being full force critical of everyone else, don't like it, don't dish it out.

I really do not care, i logically summed all of this up, you are here defending your friend, you know you are full of shit.

She tripped herself up even, but i guess your cognitive dissonance is kicking in right now. Social prescence over brains.
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Cool story bro.

You are wrong but think what you want.
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Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”

We’ve never even interacted before, guy

I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.

Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL

Time to shell up.

Stars shine doesn't like big dicks = triggered

Alex doesn't jerk off = triggered

Bri says pink hands = triggered

It's Canbull what do you expect. I actually thought he was different this time.. but nopppppe

You mean fake?
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Actually no, I thought you seemed much more self aware, but I was proven very wrong by your front page comments and this thread. You have this bad habit of taking something that is completely Innocent or a joke and blow it way outta proportion and make a fool of yourself. YOU personalized this pink hand BS, no one else.
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Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”

We’ve never even interacted before, guy

I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.

Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL

Time to shell up.

Stars shine doesn't like big dicks = triggered

Alex doesn't jerk off = triggered

Bri says pink hands = triggered

You are just as stupid as her, but you are good at it.

Only trigger was here, but let your shit stirrer stir some more.

It is easy to say someone was not aiming something at a person, but it's easy to also construct something in words designed to employ both views.

After all you should know well about this master.

Sagittarius, masters of deflection, fools.

I'm not a Sagittarius
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You wish though 👉🏻
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Posted by justagirl
Posted by _Dazed
Posted by justagirl
Posted by SlamminV
Posted by brianafay

Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”

We’ve never even interacted before, guy

I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.

Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL

Time to shell up.

Stars shine doesn't like big dicks = triggered

Alex doesn't jerk off = triggered

Bri says pink hands = triggered

It's Canbull what do you expect. I actually thought he was different this time.. but nopppppe

You mean fake?

Actually no, I thought you seemed much more self aware, but I was proven very wrong by your front page comments and this thread. You have this bad habit of taking something that is completely Innocent or a joke and blow it way outta proportion and make a fool of yourself. YOU personalized this pink hand BS, no one else.
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Tbf...

He took the comment from Alexaries, about jerking off being training wheels for sex.. personal.

That spawned the chronic masturbation thread. Which spawned the pink hands thread.
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Posted by justagirl
Posted by _Dazed
Posted by justagirl
Posted by SlamminV
Posted by brianafay

Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”

We’ve never even interacted before, guy

I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.

Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL

Time to shell up.

Stars shine doesn't like big dicks = triggered

Alex doesn't jerk off = triggered

Bri says pink hands = triggered

It's Canbull what do you expect. I actually thought he was different this time.. but nopppppe

You mean fake?

Actually no, I thought you seemed much more self aware, but I was proven very wrong by your front page comments and this thread. You have this bad habit of taking something that is completely Innocent or a joke and blow it way outta proportion and make a fool of yourself. YOU personalized this pink hand BS, no one else.

Tbf...

He took the comment from Alexaries, about jerking off being training wheels for sex.. personal.

That spawned the chronic masturbation thread. Which spawned the pink hands thread.
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So this is all YOUR fault?

*spank*
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Posted by brianafay

Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”

We’ve never even interacted before, guy

I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.

Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL

Time to shell up.

Stars shine doesn't like big dicks = triggered

Alex doesn't jerk off = triggered

Bri says pink hands = triggered

It's Canbull what do you expect. I actually thought he was different this time.. but nopppppe

You mean fake?

Actually no, I thought you seemed much more self aware, but I was proven very wrong by your front page comments and this thread. You have this bad habit of taking something that is completely Innocent or a joke and blow it way outta proportion and make a fool of yourself. YOU personalized this pink hand BS, no one else.

Tbf...

He took the comment from Alexaries, about jerking off being training wheels for sex.. personal.

That spawned the chronic masturbation thread. Which spawned the pink hands thread.

So this is all YOUR fault?

*spank*
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Isn't it always?
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Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”

We’ve never even interacted before, guy

I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.

Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL

Time to shell up.

Stars shine doesn't like big dicks = triggered

Alex doesn't jerk off = triggered

Bri says pink hands = triggered

It's Canbull what do you expect. I actually thought he was different this time.. but nopppppe

You mean fake?

Actually no, I thought you seemed much more self aware, but I was proven very wrong by your front page comments and this thread. You have this bad habit of taking something that is completely Innocent or a joke and blow it way outta proportion and make a fool of yourself. YOU personalized this pink hand BS, no one else.

Tbf...

He took the comment from Alexaries, about jerking off being training wheels for sex.. personal.

That spawned the chronic masturbation thread. Which spawned the pink hands thread.

So this is all YOUR fault?

*spank*

Isn't it always?
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YES!

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It's like damn bitch, maybe I was cleaning myself and it felt good, so I embraced a moment with myself. Why does everything have to be about you? Sex with her was great at first, but she wanted it too much and I had to meet certain requirements every time. It's not entirely her fault because from the start I was going hard. Like keeping my cock hard for 3 orgasms before stopping. So sex had to always be 100% or something was wrong, and sometimes a man just wants to get a nut off real quick with no strings attached.

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Bishes need to learn, "My hand was there before you!"
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