Anyone willing to critique my tinder/bumble profiles?

It's super hard to meet women my age where I am. I wanna know if I'm doing anything wrong and what I can do better.

HONEST CRITICISM.

Don't be nice, because that doesn't help. Don't pull punches.

But you don't have to be a savage either.

I just want to know what your first impressions of me are, are my photos good/bad?, wrong order?

Genuinely trying to meet someone of substance. Not hook up.

I'll PM you the screenshots, if you are.

I just want to know what a stranger thinks when they see me and my profile.

If you don’t want a hook up then join one of the other sites. Tinder is the one for ons

My cousin met her last bf off pof

*swipes left

Posted by virgoOPPP

*swipes left

100% the last person I'd ever want to get stuck with. Nice and mutual.

Deleted tinder because it was too trashy.

Honestly, I just don't know how I come off in pictures and if my humor is good/bad.

I get some matches (given I'm a guy, that's actually a good sign), but I want to improve.

Posted by IceVirg

Posted by virgoOPPP

*swipes left

100% the last person I'd ever want to get stuck with. Nice and mutual.

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Maybe there isn't anything wrong.

I have a few options on the table which is all I need tbh.

I think I'm just in a masochistic mood and want to be roasted to please my self-loathing and feel like a stupid fucking bitch after a long day at work haha.

Damn. I wanted to see it. My online profile has hardly no info other then I’m new to dating. Lol

Posted by IceVirg

Maybe there isn't anything wrong.

I have a few options on the table which is all I need tbh.

I think I'm just in a masochistic mood and want to be roasted to please my self-loathing and feel like a stupid fucking bitch after a long day at work haha.

Send me pics and I will give you my honest opinion, if you’re serious

I’ll critique ya and measure your creep level

i'd like to volunteer my services as well

Ok... but you might get hit on : /