Don’t be cheap when it comes to sex

Friend who is very shy, modest, stubborn and has not much going on finally have in and for herself a vibrator!

We were like ahhhhh...bingo!

Some times after we had talked about it and she was kind of irritable. After a few drinks we asked so...dress up! How is the new boyfriend?

She shrugged. We poured another drink. She gobbled it in one gulp and took a sigarette. All felt awkward. Like do we push or leave it alone?

Bit later after after another drink she said ‘dammit! Why can’t I do nothing right? I slept $ 60 on this thing and hit the batteries from a dollar store...I was feeling dirty and guilty while inserting the batteries and finally I said ok...ready! And it was amazing...I felt like never before...for a few minutes...when thing went dead! I was so mad and tried to hit it and shake it and nothing...then I realized that those batteries were OLD! So I threw it against the wall and collapsed in bed mad as fuck! Screw you all! Now laugh!!! I am out of here...!’

We all sat in silence after she stormed out. For about 20 sec...after which we were crying laughing - one ended up under the table...and server said no more drinks for us...but we were hysterical! We didn’t need anymore alcohol! That story had done it! We haven’t called each other yet. 🤣🤣🤣💦💦💦🤣

Sometimes I think women like that are just locked up sexually, and have yet to truly discover the world of sex. When they do, especially if happens later into adulthood than most women (I don't know how old this one you're speaking of is) then they usually undergo a bit of a personality change.

This chick was a set of duracells away from discovering this world, I'd wager. Gift her some AAs and tell her to get back to work. Then tell her to call me.

Posted by Crabra
Sometimes I think women like that are just locked up sexually, and have yet to truly discover the world of sex. When they do, especially if happens later into adulthood than most women (I don't know how old this one you're speaking of is) then they usually undergo a bit of a personality change.

This chick was a set of duracells away from discovering this world, I'd wager. Gift her some AAs and tell her to get back to work. Then tell her to call me.

Well...if you are a man enough maybe she wouldn’t need Duracell!

She is 45! Can you deal with THAT?

❤️

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by Crabra
Sometimes I think women like that are just locked up sexually, and have yet to truly discover the world of sex. When they do, especially if happens later into adulthood than most women (I don't know how old this one you're speaking of is) then they usually undergo a bit of a personality change.

This chick was a set of duracells away from discovering this world, I'd wager. Gift her some AAs and tell her to get back to work. Then tell her to call me.

Well...if you are a man enough maybe she wouldn’t need Duracell!

She is 45! Can you deal with THAT?

❤️

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Man enough without Duracell? Says who? What if I still need the vibrator to stimulate her clit to simulate a spitroast? I am only one penis, after all.

That’s the moment you take the tv remote batteries. Duh.

On the plus side you can troll her for life by getting her batteries for her birthday.

Posted by LadyNeptune
That’s the moment you take the tv remote batteries. Duh.

Still though. A malfunction mid-climax is bad, baaad, bad, bad, baaaaaaddddd. Toy is thrown, fingers become a hummingbirds wings trying to sustain that 8, but then comes 7, then 6, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKK!!!!

If the remote is right there, perfect! But if you have to start looking for it? #sadface