Tea VS Coffee

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E. M. Henderson
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Where my tea people at?

Bless ya'll hearts if you have a caffeine addiction to that black thick bitter stuff that comes from a bean.

Gotta throw some caramel/chocolate/vanilla, creame, and all the sugar from the dead that died of diabetes to make it taste like some shit..

And then coffee goes by many different names that SOUNDS like it taste like some other shit from the rest.. Coffee goes by; frappe, cappuccino, mocchiato, expresso, mocha, latte, and cafe, etc.

....And it all tastes the same.

People that drink coffee are almost like crackheads.

Coffee give people too much energy - and when they don't have it they are certified assholes in the morning. It's nobody fuckin problem that you didn't have your Maxwell's this morning. "I haven't had my coffee" is not an excuse, you can 100% get your face smacked from the left ear to the bottom lip.

You also gotta buy a big clunky ass coffee pot machine.. Push many buttons, and the shit come with only one pot.. That one pot eventually starts to look gross and burned out. You assholes keep using this pot.. And got the nerve to offer somebody some out that old ass bitch.

And if you have one of these in your house

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you're a fuckin asshole.

Tea is better.

Just a little sugar and maybe some lemon (especially some lemon, in my opinion).. And that shit is fire.

Tea is calming. Tea balances your mental. Japanese warrior drink tea. Tea is an antioxidant.

Tea drinkers have a significantly lower risk of stroke and heart disease, and tea is known to boost brain health. ... One cup or eight ounces of black tea contains 14-70 mg of caffeine, and green tea 24-45 mg, compared to 95-200 mg in the same sized portion of coffee